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  • February 20, 2011 at 10:12 pm #19197
    Unhealer
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    hamsterdamn

    February 20, 2011 at 11:39 pm #19198
    islandsun
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    @Unhealer  Thats the party place !

    February 20, 2011 at 11:48 pm #19199
    Ardeur
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    Reminds me of the movie 'Amsterdamned', it's a dutch classic, just like 'De Lift' and more recently 'Sint'. I suspect that those not familiar with the dutch language will have to find subtitles if you want to be able to follow it fully.

    February 21, 2011 at 12:51 am #19200
    alstott
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    I remember me of those two , of course they have other titles in our country, one was produced at the early 80`s and the other at the end of the 80`s as far as i can remember and both are movies from dick maas am i right?

    February 21, 2011 at 1:03 am #19201
    islandsun
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    John B. Good is my giant freind  in Holland ! at 6ft6 , I asked him  If it was the land of giants ! lol He looked up my family in Belguim ! Sweet freindly giant  , known him for 1 1/2 now !

    February 21, 2011 at 1:04 am #19202
    Ardeur
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    All 3 of them are directed by Dick Maas, he's just about the only one here that makes good movies in a hollywood-like style. Sint was in the theaters end 2010.

    February 21, 2011 at 7:14 am #19203
    TightFit74
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    Actually, the Netherlands is still the country with the tallest (average) people in the world… With 6 feet, I am average in height, looking girls in the eyes at the same level regularly (and I like my girl to be petite…), often having to look up . 6''6 is not that exteme for dutch men..

    February 21, 2011 at 2:52 pm #18794
    islandsun
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    6 ft 6 not extreme  ! The land of giants !  The tallest Ive being out with , the guy was`nt quite 6 ft 9  !!!! Drool !

    February 21, 2011 at 3:18 pm #19204
    TightFit74
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    Don't ever visit Sunny, you may never want to leave again…lol

    February 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm #19205
    islandsun
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    Hahahha ! that`s what my friend said ! lol But I`d feel like I`ve died and gone to heavon  !    He offered to be my tour guide ! 

    February 21, 2011 at 3:49 pm #19206
    TightFit74
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    Darn, that job opening taken already…

    February 22, 2011 at 8:02 pm #19207
    TightFit74
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    Ok, thought I'd share this one with you…

    her: cold invite
    me: I do speak english and I do have a vocabulary, too bad you're not interested
    her: cold invite
    me: (started writing a follow up message, saying: a 3rd cold will get you ignored)
    her: I am interested; 3rd col d invite
    me: a 3rd cold will get you ignored
    ignore…

    February 22, 2011 at 11:20 pm #19208
    islandsun
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    Guy > Does matter I`m dying !                Me > Oh I`m sorry !     

    February 22, 2011 at 11:31 pm #19209
    Ardeur
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    Heh, if the guy was dieing, he'd be better off paying a pretty girl to stop by and ease him into the here-after with some 1-on-1 action instead of tiring himself out behind a computer… 

    February 23, 2011 at 12:56 am #19210
    islandsun
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    REALLY !  Was same married guy !  Opps that , went over board w me ! Had too cancell him was getting creepy !

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