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  • #19212
    Zinah
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      ” hello sexy angel!”
      ” wanna fly on the flight of maniac passion?”

      ::)  :D  ::)  :D

      He wins!  He's the only one worthy of posting in the last week or so….  Wow…..

      But wait, there's more!

      His second attempt:

      “hello wonderful girl!”
      “im so hot and i wanna try a great experiece with a sexy angel like u”

      #19213
      islandsun
      Participant

        Ok enough !  This flashing green eye wicca , chin up , cast a spell on guy > @~#%^*+  DONE  />:(” title=”>:(” class=”bbcode_smiley” /> Made him fall in love with cacti  <img decoding= >Evil Grin < :)

        #19214
        alstott
        Participant

          I know it`s not really a pick up line but….
          she>hi wanna buy pics for 300 A$
          me >hi and no thx
          she>hot pics see my hairy pussy
          me >well thx again but i`m still not interested
          she>250 A$
          me >oh wait now i know who you are
          me >i`ve your pics already
          she>what?
          me>yeah a guy send them for free
          me >damn you really have a jungle down there
          …..and there she was gone and put me on her ignore list :D :D

          #19215
          islandsun
          Participant

            GUY >Don`t worry I don`t have HIV ,you can come w YUCK  !    ………Guy says thats ok I have alot $…… there`s alot more girls then you in here ! < me > you asshole ! They see my blue star , hello ! I paid for that !  And proud of it !  With my head held high !

            #19216
            Urban
            Participant

              5 minutes ago :

              Her : A$ 1500 ok ?
              Me : you make my day, you are tagged as Hommo, so try with a girl..
              Her : for gift i do all
              Me : no thanks ….

              End

              Starting to be a little bit pissed off by this kind of request :/

              #19217
              Adera
              Participant

                I guess she was fishing for A$ to pay her membership and guess are more likely to pay her.

                If she really is a lesbian I don't think you'd get much fun from it Urban so rejecting her was probably a good idea.

                There are quite a lot of females and shemales who only play with men if they get paid but are free for females and shemales… I think that's just unfair.

                #19218
                alstott
                Participant

                  @Urban take it easy this will not be the last who offers you her or his services, i had those from straight guys too i should send the a$ to their dom`s its not my thing to sponser anyone  which i don`t know.
                  @Adera how would it looks like to have sex with those who counts the seconds till they finished….ah..oh ..yes..hmm..good…you finished?..can i go?… ;D ;D this would be a pure pleasure having sex with them :D :D

                  #19219
                  Adera
                  Participant

                    Lol alstott, that would be very awkward.

                    Hmm a guy just asked me where I was from, I told him I was from Sweden… as it says in my profile… and then I got the answer that he thought profiles where impersonal. I guess that's one of the reasons females who have set their orientation to homo still get lots of requests from guys.

                    One thing I can understand though is people not understanding what a shemale who isn't bi really is into. For me hetero sex is with guys, but that's not how everyone sees it. :P

                    #19220
                    hatcher
                    Participant

                      I'm taking a survey on cocks … May i see? ::) ::) ::) ::)

                      #19221
                      TightFit74
                      Participant

                        There's a question I have..
                        What's with the girls that say “hi”, you respond and you never ever get a reply..?? Uhm… is it me? ::) ::) ::) ::)

                        #19222
                        islandsun
                        Participant

                          @ Tight  ………. Not you their already busy , prop  with other person  . L ike me start w 1 friend and 3 more come on . ;)

                          #19223
                          Adera
                          Participant

                            Kicks ground disappointed. There was only cave men who barely knew how to chat and submissive girls online just now.

                            @Tight: That's the people who are really easy to figure out, if they barely respond in the lobby they wont say shit in the room.

                            #19224
                            islandsun
                            Participant

                              @Adera    some less then cave men !  Did I hear grunting ?  :D

                              #19225
                              alstott
                              Participant

                                well a girl said yesterday to me…you know mean people suck, nice people swallow and guess what i`m a nice one….and this happened not in a chat, no in rl .
                                @Sunny ….oink oink :D :D

                                #19226
                                hatcher
                                Participant

                                  grunt growls ohmmmm gowahhh  you sucky nowah lol

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