The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[islandsun]

Guy > You look like a bad ass !           Guy > Hey  Baby want to chat in my room  , I just cleaned it  >Me – A+ on cleanliness > Guy – does that mean a yes ! 

[Zinah]

” hello sexy angel!”
” wanna fly on the flight of maniac passion?”

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He wins!  He's the only one worthy of posting in the last week or so….  Wow…..

But wait, there's more!

His second attempt:

“hello wonderful girl!”
“im so hot and i wanna try a great experiece with a sexy angel like u”

[islandsun]

Ok enough !  This flashing green eye wicca , chin up , cast a spell on guy > @~#%^*+  DONE  >Evil Grin

[alstott]

I know it`s not really a pick up line but….
she>hi wanna buy pics for 300 A$
me >hi and no thx
she>hot pics see my hairy pussy
me >well thx again but i`m still not interested
she>250 A$
me >oh wait now i know who you are
me >i`ve your pics already
she>what?
me>yeah a guy send them for free
me >damn you really have a jungle down there
…..and there she was gone and put me on her ignore list

[islandsun]

GUY >Don`t worry I don`t have HIV ,you can come w YUCK  !    ………Guy says thats ok I have alot $…… there`s alot more girls then you in here ! you asshole ! They see my blue star , hello ! I paid for that !  And proud of it !  With my head held high !

[Urban]

5 minutes ago :

Her : A$ 1500 ok ?
Me : you make my day, you are tagged as Hommo, so try with a girl..
Her : for gift i do all
Me : no thanks ….

End

Starting to be a little bit pissed off by this kind of request

[Adera]

I guess she was fishing for A$ to pay her membership and guess are more likely to pay her.

If she really is a lesbian I don't think you'd get much fun from it Urban so rejecting her was probably a good idea.

There are quite a lot of females and shemales who only play with men if they get paid but are free for females and shemales… I think that's just unfair.

[alstott]

@Urban take it easy this will not be the last who offers you her or his services, i had those from straight guys too i should send the a$ to their dom`s its not my thing to sponser anyone  which i don`t know.
@Adera how would it looks like to have sex with those who counts the seconds till they finished….ah..oh ..yes..hmm..good…you finished?..can i go?… this would be a pure pleasure having sex with them

[Adera]

Lol alstott, that would be very awkward.

Hmm a guy just asked me where I was from, I told him I was from Sweden… as it says in my profile… and then I got the answer that he thought profiles where impersonal. I guess that's one of the reasons females who have set their orientation to homo still get lots of requests from guys.

One thing I can understand though is people not understanding what a shemale who isn't bi really is into. For me hetero sex is with guys, but that's not how everyone sees it.

[hatcher]

I'm taking a survey on cocks … May i see? : : : :

[TightFit74]

There's a question I have..
What's with the girls that say “hi”, you respond and you never ever get a reply..?? Uhm… is it me? : : : :

[islandsun]

@ Tight  ………. Not you their already busy , prop  with other person  . L ike me start w 1 friend and 3 more come on .

[Adera]

Kicks ground disappointed. There was only cave men who barely knew how to chat and submissive girls online just now.

@Tight: That's the people who are really easy to figure out, if they barely respond in the lobby they wont say shit in the room.

[islandsun]

@Adera    some less then cave men !  Did I hear grunting ? 

[alstott]

well a girl said yesterday to me…you know mean people suck, nice people swallow and guess what i`m a nice one….and this happened not in a chat, no in rl .
@Sunny ….oink oink

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