The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

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March 27, 2011 at 8:59 pm #19226
hatcher
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grunt growls ohmmmm gowahhh you sucky nowah lol
March 27, 2011 at 9:11 pm #19227
Unhealer
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sucky sucky five dowrah
March 29, 2011 at 12:22 am #19228
islandsun
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Guy > could you do me a favour >me what <>guy could you get on your knees and smile like a donut !
April 3, 2011 at 8:04 am #19229
PseRamesses
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Guy: r u any good at this?
Me: extremely bb
Guy: really?
Me: no, i suck at this
Guy: ok, then im not interested, u suck

wht can i say?
April 3, 2011 at 9:47 am #19230
alstott
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Okay…it wasn`t me but do you really have to say something about that..pfff..i don`t think so.. be glad he`s gone psstt..you really suck at this?
April 3, 2011 at 12:17 pm #19231
islandsun
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Hhahahaha I`ll use that saying I suck ! oh wait minute that wont work ! hehehehe
April 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm #19232
PseRamesses
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Okay…it wasn`t me but do you really have to say something about that..pfff..i don`t think so.. be glad he`s gone psstt..you really suck at this?

i suck bigtime bb
April 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm #19233
Adera
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@alstott: She sure does, I wonder how long you would last between her soft wet lips.
April 3, 2011 at 3:07 pm #19234
islandsun
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@Adera : who `s lips your talking about hehehe ! > alstott be quite !
April 3, 2011 at 3:36 pm #19235
Adera
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Oh, I was thinking of Pse's lips.
April 3, 2011 at 5:50 pm #19236
PseRamesses
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Oh, I was thinking of Pse's lips.

mmmmm slurp mfhhh glbbbb slurp see, still no gag bb
April 3, 2011 at 6:23 pm #19237
islandsun
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hehehehe ! :
April 3, 2011 at 6:25 pm #19238
TightFit74
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Wondering who'd be better at it… female or shemale.. oops
April 3, 2011 at 6:32 pm #19239
islandsun
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@ Tight : That depends on weather you v`e practise DEEP THROAT !

I wrote a poem in Tight`s poem place sorry its DIRTY 8========= )
My mind was pretty much in the gutter today ! : )
April 3, 2011 at 6:44 pm #19240
alstott
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Hmmm…you three pretty ladys confusin' me : ..lips ,gag, deep throat..okay now i`m wide awake
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