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  • March 27, 2011 at 8:59 pm #19226
    hatcher
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      grunt growls ohmmmm gowahhh  you sucky nowah lol

      March 27, 2011 at 9:11 pm #19227
      Unhealer
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        sucky sucky five dowrah

        March 29, 2011 at 12:22 am #19228
        islandsun
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          Guy > could you do me a favour  >me    what <>guy could you get on your knees and smile like a donut !

          April 3, 2011 at 8:04 am #19229
          PseRamesses
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            Guy: r u any good at this?
            Me: extremely bb ;)
            Guy: really?
            Me: no, i suck at this :)
            Guy: ok, then im not interested, u suck

            wht can i say?  ;D

            April 3, 2011 at 9:47 am #19230
            alstott
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              Okay…it wasn`t me :D but do you really have to say something about that..pfff..i don`t  think so.. be glad he`s gone ;) psstt..you really suck at this? :P :D

              April 3, 2011 at 12:17 pm #19231
              islandsun
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                Hhahahaha I`ll use that saying I suck  ! oh wait minute that wont work ! hehehehe

                April 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm #19232
                PseRamesses
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                  Okay…it wasn`t me :D but do you really have to say something about that..pfff..i don`t  think so.. be glad he`s gone ;) psstt..you really suck at this? :P :D

                  i suck bigtime bb ;)  :P

                  April 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm #19233
                  Adera
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                    @alstott: She sure does, I wonder how long you would last between her soft wet lips. ;) :P

                    April 3, 2011 at 3:07 pm #19234
                    islandsun
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                      @Adera    ::) who `s lips your talking about  hehehe ! > alstott be quite ! ;D

                      April 3, 2011 at 3:36 pm #19235
                      Adera
                      Participant

                        Oh, I was thinking of Pse's lips. :P

                        April 3, 2011 at 5:50 pm #19236
                        PseRamesses
                        Participant

                          Oh, I was thinking of Pse's lips. :P

                          :P mmmmm slurp mfhhh glbbbb slurp  :P see, still no gag bb  ;D

                          April 3, 2011 at 6:23 pm #19237
                          islandsun
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                            hehehehe ! ::)

                            April 3, 2011 at 6:25 pm #19238
                            TightFit74
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                              Wondering who'd be better at it… female or shemale.. oops

                              April 3, 2011 at 6:32 pm #19239
                              islandsun
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                                @ Tight                ::) :P :P :P               That depends on weather you v`e practise DEEP THROAT ! 

                                       I wrote a poem in Tight`s poem place  sorry its DIRTY     8========= )
                                My mind was pretty much in the gutter today !  : )

                                April 3, 2011 at 6:44 pm #19240
                                alstott
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                                  Hmmm…you three pretty ladys confusin' me  ::) ..lips ,gag, deep throat..okay now i`m wide awake :P

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