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  • March 27, 2011 at 8:59 pm #19226
    hatcher
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    grunt growls ohmmmm gowahhh  you sucky nowah lol

    March 27, 2011 at 9:11 pm #19227
    Unhealer
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    sucky sucky five dowrah

    March 29, 2011 at 12:22 am #19228
    islandsun
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    Guy > could you do me a favour  >me    what guy could you get on your knees and smile like a donut !

    April 3, 2011 at 8:04 am #19229
    PseRamesses
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    Guy: r u any good at this?
    Me: extremely bb
    Guy: really?
    Me: no, i suck at this
    Guy: ok, then im not interested, u suck

    wht can i say? 

    April 3, 2011 at 9:47 am #19230
    alstott
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    Okay…it wasn`t me but do you really have to say something about that..pfff..i don`t  think so.. be glad he`s gone psstt..you really suck at this?

    April 3, 2011 at 12:17 pm #19231
    islandsun
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    Hhahahaha I`ll use that saying I suck  ! oh wait minute that wont work ! hehehehe

    April 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm #19232
    PseRamesses
    Participant

    Okay…it wasn`t me but do you really have to say something about that..pfff..i don`t  think so.. be glad he`s gone psstt..you really suck at this?

    i suck bigtime bb  

    April 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm #19233
    Adera
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    @alstott: She sure does, I wonder how long you would last between her soft wet lips.

    April 3, 2011 at 3:07 pm #19234
    islandsun
    Participant

    @Adera    : who `s lips your talking about  hehehe ! > alstott be quite !

    April 3, 2011 at 3:36 pm #19235
    Adera
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    Oh, I was thinking of Pse's lips.

    April 3, 2011 at 5:50 pm #19236
    PseRamesses
    Participant

    Oh, I was thinking of Pse's lips.

    mmmmm slurp mfhhh glbbbb slurp  see, still no gag bb 

    April 3, 2011 at 6:23 pm #19237
    islandsun
    Participant

    hehehehe ! :

    April 3, 2011 at 6:25 pm #19238
    TightFit74
    Participant

    Wondering who'd be better at it… female or shemale.. oops

    April 3, 2011 at 6:32 pm #19239
    islandsun
    Participant

    @ Tight                :                That depends on weather you v`e practise DEEP THROAT ! 

           I wrote a poem in Tight`s poem place  sorry its DIRTY     8========= )
    My mind was pretty much in the gutter today !  : )

    April 3, 2011 at 6:44 pm #19240
    alstott
    Participant

    Hmmm…you three pretty ladys confusin' me  : ..lips ,gag, deep throat..okay now i`m wide awake

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