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  • April 3, 2011 at 6:54 pm #19241
    PseRamesses
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    Wondering who'd be better at it… female or shemale.. oops

    well, tell u the truth…. gay men r pretty darn good at it so i think it will be a 3sum photofinish 

    April 3, 2011 at 7:03 pm #19242
    TightFit74
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    Wondering who'd be better at it… female or shemale.. oops

    well, tell u the truth…. gay men r pretty darn good at it so i think it will be a 3sum photofinish 

    Either way, the subject would be very, very pleased…

    April 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm #19243
    PseRamesses
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    Either way, the subject would be very, very pleased…

    r u volontering for the contest tightfit? as contestant or… ?

    April 3, 2011 at 8:14 pm #19244
    islandsun
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    @Tight    ya !  Tight  Which will it be ?  hehehee ! :

    April 3, 2011 at 9:10 pm #19245
    Adera
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    Hmm I was thinking that I could be an contestant but a judge would be fun as well… just don't put any fingers up my ass girls, you'll make me cum to easy then.

    April 3, 2011 at 9:48 pm #19246
    TightFit74
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    lol, just before I go to bed.. I'll be a… oh oh, bad connection, going through a tunnel.. gotta go!

    April 3, 2011 at 10:42 pm #19247
    islandsun
    Participant

    hehehe ! Sweet dreams 

    April 4, 2011 at 12:51 pm #19248
    alstott
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    a Guy said this to me yesterday…hey sexy why you don`t come over and drop your pants bang me like a wild untamed breeding bull…me>well cause i`m not gay…hesorry what you say i almost fall asleep

    April 4, 2011 at 2:25 pm #19249
    islandsun
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    @alstott      hahahaha ! HE  WANTS YOU !  If you decide to experiment the other way > I  have the perfect song  for you > In the midnight hour , you`ll get on your knees !  You`ll take him there !     > Head lock you sure your not gay  ! :  

    Guy says > 5 minutes for oral sex >  lol not even a hi

    April 4, 2011 at 8:41 pm #19250
    alstott
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    @Sunny…ha…..ha……ha…..and again….bite me no i will not and  no i`m not
    p.s. you don`t like oral sex? hahahaha

    April 4, 2011 at 10:54 pm #19251
    islandsun
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    @alstott    staring upu at you > eyes flashing  , left hand on hip , fore finger wagging  right in your face !   > You big weasel brain    I  think  its  only a ASSHOLE that asks to borrow your mouth for 5 minutes FOR ORAL SEX  !  stop pushing buttons  or I`ll be forced to use the death grip on you  ! heheheh !

    April 5, 2011 at 12:40 am #19252
    TightFit74
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    @ Alstott Careful my friend, you need more than leather gloves to handle this little mountain lion…

    April 5, 2011 at 1:09 am #19253
    alstott
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    @Tight hehe i know but we only teasing each other don´t worry about that @Sunny maybe this guy only knows some words in english or he`s just a jerk

    April 5, 2011 at 6:22 pm #19254
    islandsun
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    :

    April 6, 2011 at 4:27 am #19255
    Unhealer
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    @alstott    staring upu at you > eyes flashing  , left hand on hip , fore finger wagging  right in your face !   > You big weasel brain    I  think  its  only a ASSHOLE that asks to borrow your mouth for 5 minutes FOR ORAL SEX  !  stop pushing buttons  or I`ll be forced to use the death grip on you  ! heheheh !

    well its not like you're using it for anything useful right now

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