The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[islandsun]

I know a cyber PRICK when I see one ! ::)E

[TightFit74]

Nine out of ten conversations go like this. Am I missing something? Or is it a girl thing? Wag your tail and wait until they come flocking to you? lol

her: hi
me: Hi (name)
her: how are you
me: I am fine, thank you. How are you?
her: im good
silence…
I wait for a few minutes then reply:
me: Great to hear
silence..

Uhm, wouldn't you expect someone that approaches you, to be a little interested and ask more than one question? Or is it as I said, she wags her tail and then waits until she is approached? I find it very annoying…

[Adera]

I don't know how many chats with girls I have that are like this, if they want something from me they better tell me because I couldn't care less if they don't make me interested.

[alstott]

It`s  true it is annoying or when they say hi and you didn`t  answer directly, cause you`re busy or something , they already in the room and then 5 minutes later they call you again….pffff i mean really, how many fun you can have with those…5 minutes ?….come on

[Bear]

Well a possible private chat to avoid the press of chatter when they have found someone interesting..more likely a sign of lack of fun  :

[alstott]

and the funniest thing about it is….they promise you the best time of your life….whaaaat…in 5 minutes?…hmmmm let me think…yeah when they`re a mixture from an octopus,tiger and an amazon…then…maybe

[TightFit74]

Sounds more like a mystical creature, alstott. lol You set your threshold high
But you are right, the most anyoing ones are those that say hi and either disappear in a room or go offline..

[Bear]

Lol… no worse then the girl who keeps hitting on me,.. describing me as sexy and romantic,. requesting to room and then disappearing, apologizing then playing it out again the next time… to repeat her act…

The Ignore button employed for wasting my time

[islandsun]

@alstott   The girl  doesnt deserve you  !

Like the guy that wants to convert you !   Poor sweet cheeks !

Poor big weasel ! hehehehe !

Girl says to me > Come here lover and hurt me 

[alstott]

Ohh you always takin' care of me right?…you lil ferret don't worry Sunny i'm a big boy i know how to handle it
but it's so Bear said…you talkin' with them they make you compliments and offers somethin' and at the end you recognize that all was just a waste of time…so yep the button works

[islandsun]

:  Hey big weasel /      You can`t help it > your such a pretty boy ! 

Hehehe ! here`s a bad pick up line ! > lil ferret says to big weasel

[alstott]

“drool” i've never seen a juicy tat like that :

[islandsun]

: lol

[alstott]

lol…i just logged in and read this message> hey sexy,do you train cats? cause you made my pussy cum and she is still hungry for your milk , so give me a call…. :

[islandsun]

She wanted a kitkat bar  hehehe

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