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  • April 6, 2011 at 2:01 pm #19256
    islandsun
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      I know a cyber PRICK when I see one ! ::)E

      April 27, 2011 at 3:58 pm #19260
      TightFit74
      Participant

        Nine out of ten conversations go like this. Am I missing something? Or is it a girl thing? Wag your tail and wait until they come flocking to you? lol

        her: hi
        me: Hi (name)
        her: how are you
        me: I am fine, thank you. How are you?
        her: im good
        silence…
        I wait for a few minutes then reply:
        me: Great to hear
        silence..

        Uhm, wouldn't you expect someone that approaches you, to be a little interested and ask more than one question? Or is it as I said, she wags her tail and then waits until she is approached? I find it very annoying…

        April 27, 2011 at 6:25 pm #19259
        Adera
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          I don't know how many chats with girls I have that are like this, if they want something from me they better tell me because I couldn't care less if they don't make me interested.

          April 28, 2011 at 1:55 pm #19258
          alstott
          Participant

            It`s  true it is annoying or when they say hi and you didn`t  answer directly, cause you`re busy or something , they already in the room and then 5 minutes later they call you again….pffff i mean really, how many fun you can have with those…5 minutes ?….come on

            April 28, 2011 at 2:15 pm #19257
            Bear
            Participant

              Well a possible private chat to avoid the press of chatter when they have found someone interesting..more likely a sign of lack of fun  ::)

              April 28, 2011 at 2:36 pm #19261
              alstott
              Participant

                and the funniest thing about it is….they promise you the best time of your life….whaaaat…in 5 minutes?…hmmmm let me think…yeah when they`re a mixture from an octopus,tiger and an amazon…then…maybe ;D

                April 28, 2011 at 3:58 pm #19262
                TightFit74
                Participant

                  Sounds more like a mystical creature, alstott. lol You set your threshold high :P
                  But you are right, the most anyoing ones are those that say hi and either disappear in a room or go offline..

                  April 28, 2011 at 6:18 pm #19263
                  Bear
                  Participant

                    Lol… no worse then the girl who keeps hitting on me,.. describing me as sexy and romantic,. requesting to room and then disappearing, apologizing then playing it out again the next time… to repeat her act…

                    The Ignore button employed for wasting my time

                    May 1, 2011 at 6:41 pm #19264
                    islandsun
                    Participant

                      @alstott < awe poor baby!>  The girl  doesnt deserve you  !

                      Like the guy that wants to convert you !   Poor sweet cheeks !

                      Poor big weasel ! hehehehe !

                      Girl says to me > Come here lover and hurt me  < yikes<    😮

                      May 2, 2011 at 2:56 am #19265
                      alstott
                      Participant

                        Ohh you always takin' care of me right?…you lil ferret :P don't worry Sunny i'm a big boy ;D i know how to handle it ;)
                        but it's so Bear said…you talkin' with them they make you compliments and offers somethin' and at the end you recognize that all was just a waste of time…so yep the button works

                        May 2, 2011 at 12:57 pm #19266
                        islandsun
                        Participant

                          ::)  Hey big weasel /    ;)  You can`t help it > your such a pretty boy ! 

                          Hehehe ! here`s a bad pick up line ! > lil ferret says to big weasel <  I`ll lick your tat < if you lick mine ! hahahaha ! I`m so bad ! :D :P :P :P

                          May 4, 2011 at 1:26 am #19267
                          alstott
                          Participant

                            “drool” i've never seen a juicy tat like that :P ::)

                            May 4, 2011 at 2:29 pm #19268
                            islandsun
                            Participant

                              ::) lol

                              May 6, 2011 at 4:05 am #19269
                              alstott
                              Participant

                                lol…i just logged in and read this message> hey sexy,do you train cats? cause you made my pussy cum and she is still hungry for your milk , so give me a call…. ::)

                                May 6, 2011 at 9:05 pm #19270
                                islandsun
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                                  She wanted a kitkat bar  hehehe

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