The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[sinnnn]

Oh cakegirl your like my twin when it comes to stories, except I think I'm the evil twin.  Cause I just lostthe ability to be polite. 

[Anonymous]

this might qualify as a pick-up line but i'm not sure.

a new girl sent me a message one letter at a time…

l
i
k
e
t
h
i
s
y
o
u
k
n
o
w

maybe 30 letters or so.  so i typed up a reply, asking her wtf was that all about, but it did not get to her as i was already on her ignore list!?!?!?!
WTF?!?!?!?

[Anonymous]

ok…gotta share this one…kinda funny and it just happened.

girl says:

“lets fuck”

i don't reply.  in less than a minute she is in a room, so i guess that line works really well!  LMAO!!  i'm sure she went right down the line of guys saying that until a guy invited her 

(yes i know it's not a worst pickup line because it obviously works : )

OMG and get this.  before i can finish typing this she is offline!  man that guy must have been GOOD!!!  hmmm…on second thought, maybe it was a girl because yes, you guessed it, she was a homo girl 

[sinnnn]

what was your comment?  I get stupid replies to my comment, but I don't get ignored until after I cussed them out.    Yeah nice sinnnn is gone, the bitch is out.

[Anonymous]

i did not comment to her at all.  i just tried to type up the reply like i said, but by the time i did and sent it to her, she had already put me on ignore.

[sinnnn]

Not comment but your comment on the bottom of your profile.  Maybe she was commenting on that and then ignored your ass.  Thats what I meant, some ppl can dish it out but can't take it. 

[Anonymous]

awww…poor Bobbler, just remember it is her loss!

@ Sinnn, I think you might be right about the twin thing!  :-*

[Anonymous]

@ sinnn: no, she didn't comment on my description line.  it was something about balls and bobbler and didn't make a lot of sense.

@ cake:  :-*

[sinnnn]

That hefa, you want me to go bitch slap her for you or seduce her and then leave her in the room.  Joking, joking. 

[Anonymous]

Sinnn, you will not believe this! Mr.Wonderful left me a message last night saying that he gifted me 50$A! Does the man not learn? Do I need to take control and knock him around (no Bobbler, do not comment  :o) Why can't the guy take no for an answer? Anyway, I guess I now have $75 A$ total to donate!

[Anonymous]

@ sinnn:  nah, i think these things are funny 

@ cake:  ok 

[sinnnn]

@ cakegirl-  I think it was the fact that you replied to him.  I said jackshit and I got jackshit.  See what being nice gets you, 50$ more.  So did you say Thank you again?  Let me know how it went.

Bobby– I did say Joking at the end of my post.

[Anonymous]

Here is the newest Sinnn.. he popped up after I got out of the room

“If you won't accept me as your friend, then kindly send me my $100. that I gifted to you! That was all done in good faith!”
and my first response back tonight
“cakegirl to MrWondeful: MrWondeful, as I said before, I like to get to know people before I friend them. I do not ask for gifts from anyone as friendship is more valuable to me than anything! Second of all, it was 75 and if I could gift a man I would gladly send it back because I do not want to ever feel indebted to anyone! Not in here or IR!cakegirl to MrWondeful: but until the Achat team changes the rules, women can not gift men!”

So after I reamed him a new one, he wants to start slowly and work towards a friend status. Guess thats what I get for being nice!
ARGH!

[sinnnn]

Well you did teach a new doggy new tricks.    As for his 100A$ maybe he had added  interest. 

the Gay comment on my profile totally worked.  I have not gotten any request, lil annoyance.  Hmmm I feel relaxed.

[Janine Dee]

Well Sinnnn my love you are engaged to me, that HAS to increase your gayness by at least 20%  .

And cakegirl… I have the same damn problem. I have trouble just letting that inner bitch out, and on AChat that can get to be an issue, because somehow “No thank you.” Is heard “Keep pestering me and I'll eventually give in, even if giving in would mean changing my sexual orientation.” So I can feel your pain there.

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