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  • #19286
    Adera
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      Ahaha, yeah do that. :D

      A line I get that I guess you don't get is “What's the size of your cock?”, I tell them and it seems like quite a few where hoping I was sporting a huge cock. ::)

      #19287
      Bear
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        lmao… good way to drive off the undesirables there sunny

        #19288
        islandsun
        Participant

          Guy says > I`m bored  ,  I only want to fuck      me > silents

          #19289
          Urban
          Participant

            Allway give the answer in centimeter, maybe with the confusion  :P

            #19290
            islandsun
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              GUY  SAYS> your on my wish list still

              #19291
              alstott
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                lol just had a funny conversation….sheoh that' cool but i'm a lil busy so better to move on and don't waste your time..she< okay...a few minutes later...shei believe you but i'm still busy so have a good time…another few minutes later…sheokay it's not necessary for me you haven't a gag reflex cause my cock is so small i wouldn't be able to reach the backside of your mouth…silence..me>what you don't like small dick's? hahahaha :D :D

                #19292
                Triumph999
                Participant

                  Lol Alstott, good one!

                  #19293
                  Adera
                  Participant

                    No gag reflex… is that dangerous? I have to suppress mine when deep throating but I have the reflex.

                    #19294
                    Bear
                    Participant

                      k sunny I'll stop with the lines… ::)

                      #19295
                      islandsun
                      Participant

                        @ Bear have I upset you ! :-

                        #19296
                        Adera
                        Participant

                          He's teasing you Sunny :P

                          #19297
                          Triumph999
                          Participant

                            Just had a cold invite, which I declined…a couple of minutes later she decides to try chatting:

                            Her: “I like dirty talking”
                            Me: “OK”
                            Her: “Talk dirty to me”
                            Me: “Mud”
                            Her: “What?”
                            Me: “Mud. Mud's dirty, isn't it?”

                            After this I think she got the message  ;)

                            #19298
                            alstott
                            Participant

                              lol Triumph i had almost the same one maybe she was it :D it stands in her describtion i love dirty talk….but i answered her request for something dirty with …kitchen…she said what?…yeah wanna hear somethin' dirty so…don't cold many times , chat first and we'll be nice ;D
                              next time when you get something like this send them over..we playing ping pong with them  ::)

                              #19299
                              Lover
                              Participant

                                @ Triumph:  ;D Mud is very dirty, yesss

                                #19300
                                Triumph999
                                Participant

                                  lol Triumph i had almost the same one maybe she was it :D it stands in her describtion i love dirty talk….but i answered her request for something dirty with …kitchen…she said what?…yeah wanna hear somethin' dirty so…don't cold many times , chat first and we'll be nice ;D
                                  next time when you get something like this send them over..we playing ping pong with them  ::)

                                  OK bud: “Go find my pal Alstott, tell him I sent you”…    ;D

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