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  • May 9, 2011 at 2:51 pm #19286
    Adera
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    Ahaha, yeah do that.

    A line I get that I guess you don't get is “What's the size of your cock?”, I tell them and it seems like quite a few where hoping I was sporting a huge cock. :

    May 9, 2011 at 3:45 pm #19287
    Bear
    Participant

    lmao… good way to drive off the undesirables there sunny

    May 9, 2011 at 6:08 pm #19288
    islandsun
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    Guy says > I`m bored  ,  I only want to fuck      me > silents

    May 16, 2011 at 11:02 pm #19289
    Urban
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    Allway give the answer in centimeter, maybe with the confusion 

    May 17, 2011 at 2:04 am #19290
    islandsun
    Participant

    GUY  SAYS> your on my wish list still

    May 17, 2011 at 2:43 am #19291
    alstott
    Participant

    lol just had a funny conversation….sheoh that' cool but i'm a lil busy so better to move on and don't waste your time..shei believe you but i'm still busy so have a good time…another few minutes later…sheokay it's not necessary for me you haven't a gag reflex cause my cock is so small i wouldn't be able to reach the backside of your mouth…silence..me>what you don't like small dick's? hahahaha

    May 17, 2011 at 7:20 am #19292
    Triumph999
    Participant

    Lol Alstott, good one!

    May 17, 2011 at 10:00 am #19293
    Adera
    Participant

    No gag reflex… is that dangerous? I have to suppress mine when deep throating but I have the reflex.

    May 17, 2011 at 4:31 pm #19294
    Bear
    Participant

    k sunny I'll stop with the lines… :

    May 17, 2011 at 6:27 pm #19295
    islandsun
    Participant

    @ Bear have I upset you !

    May 17, 2011 at 7:15 pm #19296
    Adera
    Participant

    He's teasing you Sunny

    May 18, 2011 at 4:29 am #19297
    Triumph999
    Participant

    Just had a cold invite, which I declined…a couple of minutes later she decides to try chatting:

    Her: “I like dirty talking”
    Me: “OK”
    Her: “Talk dirty to me”
    Me: “Mud”
    Her: “What?”
    Me: “Mud. Mud's dirty, isn't it?”

    After this I think she got the message 

    May 18, 2011 at 6:51 am #19298
    alstott
    Participant

    lol Triumph i had almost the same one maybe she was it it stands in her describtion i love dirty talk….but i answered her request for something dirty with …kitchen…she said what?…yeah wanna hear somethin' dirty so…don't cold many times , chat first and we'll be nice
    next time when you get something like this send them over..we playing ping pong with them  :

    May 18, 2011 at 5:42 pm #19299
    Lover
    Participant

    @ Triumph:  Mud is very dirty, yesss

    May 18, 2011 at 6:41 pm #19300
    Triumph999
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    lol Triumph i had almost the same one maybe she was it it stands in her describtion i love dirty talk….but i answered her request for something dirty with …kitchen…she said what?…yeah wanna hear somethin' dirty so…don't cold many times , chat first and we'll be nice
    next time when you get something like this send them over..we playing ping pong with them  :

    OK bud: “Go find my pal Alstott, tell him I sent you”…   

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