The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[alstott]

well i've decided to play the other side…just for fun…making hilarious pick up lines and see how they works…so tonight…
listen…do you know tht i'm a lifesaver ? no ? well i'll tell you something…i don't know if you heard about that  I saved a girl's life last night no?? I pulled a 10-inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life…well she laughed and went to me into room….another one…
Have you ever been hunting before? no??? well, then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver…yep you guys are right…another time in room…well i've to admit the girls were saying i love to have fun…not wanna have  those too serious mangirls around me…

[Adera]

Ahaha, well there's some humor in those pick up lines.

[TightFit74]

lol Alstott, my compliments. You managed to make extremely corny pick-up lines work for you! Good job man…

[islandsun]

I`m back > Seasons untwinding , I survived another brutal tourist yr !

Laffin my ass off at >alstott < hehehehe hey baby Was that Canadain Beaver ? hahahahahhaaaa Think I can steel the line sorta > Me ! >hey how would you like to see my pet, Canadain Beaver , It bites ,But I promise , it wont hurt  1 little bit

hehehehehehee
Corny yes but if it works go for it mr . man 

Litle Canadain girl > gives Canadaian slurpy`s to all my friends and smile !

[Bear]

Welcome back sunny, we have missed your banter here on the board of late.

[Adera]

Welcome back Sunny… any more college guys visiting the island?

[Keiko]

Hiya Sunny, welcome back! 

[islandsun]

Awe Thanks guys ! I`ll still be flowing in  and out ! Just slowing down here ! Nice to take a breather .

@Adera  omg girl I would of thought youve died and gone to heaven here this summer  hehehee

I had such a hard job working w this 1 male student at the office >thought I was a flirt< will I am  ! the guy was a hunk 6ft 7 and shoulders to match !    NO I didnt I know his parents their Islanders >Drat

[Adera]

Aww too bad about the guy Sunny.

Ehehe I think I would've had quite some fun there though I can't say my summer has been bad here either.

[SueCB]

Some of the real “winners” I've seen (and my answers to them).

1. Hey bb, ever had a 10″ black cock?
Where I'm from, we don't brag on 10″ roosters and we're more partial to Rhode Island Reds … Ignore.
2. Wanna fuck? (just about everyone probably gets this, but it's how you answer that really makes it)
Yes, just not with you … Ignore.
3. hi sxy bb hru?
Is that English? … Ignore
4. Can I lick your pussy?
Presuming I had a cat, I don't know how it'd like being licked … Ignore
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So, so many more. And really, at least with me, starting off with “hi” is okay. I know you might be nervous or whatever, and a simple hi is a starting point without having to come up with some supposedly clever and sexy come-on line. I work at bar, I've heard a crapload of them, and guess what … they don't work in bars either.

[Keiko]

Lol, Those are some great replies, Sue. I might have to try them out for myself sometime. You will have to let me know if the “iggy list” has a limit since it sounds like you're testing it's boundaries, lol. I prefer to torment those types of people with that kind of playful teasing till they get bored and decide to move on and find someone who is more easily duped into bed with those lines then I am. My iggy list is as empty as my bank account after a holiday sale at the mall.

[SueCB]

I sure as hell hope it doesn't have a limit lol

[Janine Dee]

Actually it's stored locally on your system so you're only in danger if you exceed your own systems memory. 

[Bear]

hmmm,… and after 18 months  I have one on the list…  :

gwad I must be easy….

[SueCB]

Thanks Janine, that's good to know, I'm not in danger of running out soon then. Iggyville might grow to be Iggyopolis though. 

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