The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[SueCB]

Thanks Janine, that's good to know, I'm not in danger of running out soon then. Iggyville might grow to be Iggyopolis though. 

[Janine Dee]

Well Bear, it's obvious… you're a whore, but you're OUR whore. 

And yes Ladies, feel free to step up and prove that claim.

[TightFit74]

@Janine are you challenging the girls to get in Bear's bed or on his ignore list?

Sad to say my list isn't clean. Some comments have been so rude/vulgair, I felt no desire to ever be contacted by that person again and wanting to make sure it wasn't possible.

[Adera]

Too bad you loose your ignore list if you change computer or something like that unless you can copy it.

Tight, she's wants us to tell everyone how easy it was getting him to bed. :

Though I can't tell you since I wasn't really innocent in my part. :-*

[TightFit74]

Adera, I didn't assume you were innocent..

[Janine Dee]

For me it was something that worked with his easy comment, but rhymed with OUR.

And the ladies part was simply because of my lack of frame of reference. 

[SueCB]

Okay, so this one isn't a AChat Worst Pick Up Line, but it's one of the dumbest I've had in a while at work:

Him: Say, sugar, how 'bout after work you come over and sweeten up my place?
Me: How about I give you $10 and you go down on a box of Truvia?
His friend: Damn, you're a bitch.
Me: Yes? That's a bad thing?
They left.

[Adera]

Lol, nice comeback, I could never say that… even if it could give me a nice spanking.

[SueCB]

After working in a bar a while, you sort of get this snarky answer thing that kicks in.  It might seem counter-intuitive, but it seems to actually increase tips. Guys must love being abused, I guess. 

[Adera]

Ahaha maybe they enjoy the banter or admire you for standing up to them, afraid I would start ignoring them and appear all stuck up.

[SueCB]

Again, not a AChat pickup attempt, but at work last night:

Him: What would it cost to get you in bed?
Me: A lot, lot more than it would cost to pay your right hand.

[islandsun]

Me i still have no one on iggy list !

I have  a few remarks to throw back at them !

It`s the beggars that are funny !
And 1 guy said he give me a virus if i didnt fuck ! hehehhee i will not repeat what i said to him ! you never back me into a corner !

Hehehe Bear`s easy ! laffin my ass off !

[Adera]

I hate it when they think I will do anything for some A$.

Him: hey… if i gift u 600 bb will u skype with me?
Me: no I wont skype with you for that
Him: how much?
Him: 800?
Me: no, I just wont do it… sorry
Him: ah… ok  u share pics bb?
Me: um… no

Sorry for my lame comebacks… guess I'm too nice.

[Keiko]

OMG Adera. I talked to that same guy today too.  😮

[Bear]

Adera should have asked “a real pic?”

then negotiated and agreed to a price… afterwards sent him this pic

maybe would have cooled his jets…

but there again… :

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