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Ahaha no way.
lol Really after all ,do I look like some ones CHEW TOY !
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@ Bear Funny pic ! I`d send it in a heart beat @Adera sweet in pink girl friend I Harass back > Told a certain pimp to get in line buddy !
What is this a meat market , get in line , take a number ticket stub , NEXT !!!!! If the big boys dish it out , they better can take it back !hehehe
It's been a while, but I thought I'd bring this back to life, because really… the lack of originality is starting to make my eyes bleed.
Hi bb.
Hi sexy.
I love chocolate.
Hello Mistress.
and today's prize goes to: Hello ma'am Have you seen my Mommy? I'm lost.Ok, now, the first two are just plain lazy, and since I can't really make my avi much different than anyone else's avi, it's just crap, seriously. The third, OMG, I'm more than the colour of my skin. Fourth: way to assume I'm your mistress, and fifth. Wow, just lead with the scene before seeing if I'm okay with it. rude much?
:/snarkfest off.
Hi bb.
Hi sexy.
I love chocolate.
Hello Mistress.
and today's prize goes to: Hello ma'am Have you seen my Mommy? I'm lost.Ok, now, the first two are just plain lazy, and since I can't really make my avi much different than anyone else's avi, it's just crap, seriously. The third, OMG, I'm more than the colour of my skin. Fourth: way to assume I'm your mistress, and fifth. Wow, just lead with the scene before seeing if I'm okay with it. rude much?
:I agree, the two first are very common at that.
About skin colour… I sometimes get black men telling me how they want to fuck my tight white ass with their big black cocks. I'm not against that, but to start off with a line like that isn't what I like.
Ahaha I have to laugh some at the last one, you should've told him/her “Oh, I'm sorry sweetie I haven't, but you have the info desk over there they will surely find your mommy”.
About skin colour… I sometimes get black men telling me how they want to fuck my tight white ass with their big black cocks. I'm not against that, but to start off with a line like that isn't what I like.
Ahaha I have to laugh some at the last one, you should've told him/her “Oh, I'm sorry sweetie I haven't, but you have the info desk over there they will surely find your mommy”.
I get black guys asking me if I like black guys. I gotta wonder, why it's about skin? It's obnoxious all the way around; on either end of the colour spectrum, geez people. :
As for lost boy; I was too busy staring at my computer with my jaw hanging to the floor. I'll work on more good pat responses.
I get black guys asking me if I like black guys. I gotta wonder, why it's about skin? It's obnoxious all the way around; on either end of the colour spectrum, geez people. :
As for lost boy; I was too busy staring at my computer with my jaw hanging to the floor. I'll work on more good pat responses.
Ahaha, that would be fun reply. I think there are those that really get off on it, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if it's a fetish for some.
Actually it happens to me often enough that I'll have to go with, it is a fetish. There has however, got to be a way to express that without just, leading, even on a kink site. I keep wishing for a more exhaustive kinks list. then we can have a red list… of course, considering folks don't pay attention already. :
Ok, so RL line. “gimme a hug! I hug all the cool chicks!” I actually did hug him, he was so damn jovial.
Someone coming up, stopping, watching me and then uttering “wow” is flattering, I like it.
I see i'm not alone to be insulted when i dont want go in room with a man . Why they think girls are their toys . If they want toys there is some good artificial girl now ^^
It is just before action or it is another story in action ?
My worst pick-up :
In Achat : I see a women who had a profile sentence saying she liked abuse and this kind of stuff..
– me : Good evening, what about if i come from behind and suddently grab your breast, whispering to you “Abuse,… humm imagine what i can do to you!”
– her (some second latter) : WTF ! + a some tasty insults
– me : hu 😮 i have guess you was looking for a kinky RP
– her : you freaky bastard
– me : ok, ok cool down it is just a game + send
– systeme message : sorry bla bla you are on my ignore list :-XMaybe i was a little be to earlly in the “RP mode” :
In Real life, this two are still vivid in my mind because they are simply so funny
The quickest :
I was talking with a girl in a party, and she was asking a lot of questions, and asking, and asking ….
– me (rought translation from french) : Damned, you are curious like a old pussy !
– her: (she pulled up her skirt, she was not wearing panty and show me her pussy) :”shouting in anger” And that it is an old pussy ? !!!
– me (stunned, i was still so innocent) : heuuuu ……
I missed something this daythe clumsiest (spelling ok ?) :
In another party somewhere on the riviera, i look an “appetizing” girl lying in a deck chair, she was wearing a sexy white tight dress and obviously looking for something
I make a low profile approach and gently ask if the other deck chair beside her was free.
She wiggle in her chair and tell me with a smile : Ho, yes of course
I start to seat in to the chair thinking “hooo yes man, keep cool and stay on this track” but the chair legs simply go off under me ( the IKEA syndrom ?) and the “whiscky cola” in my hand splash her dress…….
her ( suddently less in the mood and standing on and shouting) : WHORE !!! What a jerk !!!
Yes another fashion victime, since this day i never drink “whisky-cola” again
Sorry if i say this, Urban, but the last one was reallyyyy funny!
@Urban: Yes, don'tr drink whiskey cola, better take syrup
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