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  • #19376
    islandsun
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    @Urban heheehehe sorry too funny > change to vodka and 7 up

    And I have been grabbed on the dance for > But hard to tell who did it , was large crowd

    1 guy says to me > If I only get a hello from you I`ve died and gone to heavon > me …. Hello 

    #19377
    Rukya
    Participant

    hehe you know girls too are little hard sometimes in asking fuck . The best i “meet” say no hi , no hello , no hi/hello bb . the first line she say to me was : Fuck me bitch . lol . my anwser : uuh , you just lost any chances to come in room with me  . simple and “efficace” (translator please)

    #19378
    medjai
    Participant

    “efficace” (translator please)

    effective 

    #19379
    Zinah
    Participant

    please,give me yourself…looking great girl!!!
    hi not prem but young horny and willing

    #19380
    Rukya
    Participant

    @medjai : thanks for the translation *move to him her spanker in hand , and ….. kiss him on the cheek* 

    #19381
    medjai
    Participant

    phewww for a moment I though I was in trouble….thanks for the kiss 

    #19382
    Adera
    Participant

    A girl calling me a half-man isn't going to get me to like her… that really rubs the wrong way and just pisses me off.

    #19383
    islandsun
    Participant

    @Adera you have every right to be pissed off > that soooo ignorant .

    I would of ask that person to take index finger and thumb , make round circle > take other index finger shove it in and out of circle > means go fuck your self !

    #19384
    Zinah
    Participant

    Adera, beat folks like that with a stick.

    Today's annoyance was the jackass that sent me no less than 4 messages saying something like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlets fuck.

    Seriously. 

    Wants to get a tree branch for that moron.

    #19385
    Adera
    Participant

    I guess I should've been meaner to her, I could have, I wanted to be, but I wasn't, I just tried to tell her I wasn't interested which she obviously couldn't really understand, she was horny and ready to get fucked after all.

    That's when she started to get annoying, saying things like “I don't think you've ever been with a woman before”, “You've probably been online for an hour without any men hitting on you” and “Why not room with me, I'm here, I want you now and I can show you the best of times”. I hate these self important people, I was only online to see if there was anyone fun to chat with so I didn't have any intentions to play and trying to taunt me into rooming with her must be one of the most stupid ideas I've come across.

    Funny thing is, she thought that calling me a half-man would encourage me and make me realize something so I would give her a good fuck… that made it crystal clear to me that she didn't know jack shit about making love to women.

    Anyway I was happy when she finished by telling me she would never contact me again since I wasn't interested in a way that could only be interpreted as if she though I was the one loosing out, that just made me sigh in relief and think “great, I don't want you to anyway”.

    I would of ask that person to take index finger and thumb , make round circle > take other index finger shove it in and out of circle > means go fuck your self !

    I should have done that.

    Today's annoyance was the jackass that sent me no less than 4 messages saying something like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlets fuck.

    Seriously. 

    Wants to get a tree branch for that moron.

    Honestly, I have no idea how you would get some sense into those. :

    Have anyone else come across this guy that starts spamming you right off the bat? It goes something like:

    Him: Hi [your name], my beautiful white flower something something
    Him: am I disturbing you
    Him: something something
    Him: something something

    I think I've received the exact same thing from him 3 times on different occasions, spamming me like that was weird even the first time but the second time it was obvious he was just copy pasting it.

    #19386
    Urban
    Participant

    Adera, beat folks like that with a stick.

    Today's annoyance was the jackass that sent me no less than 4 messages saying something like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlets fuck.

    Seriously. 

    Wants to get a tree branch for that moron.

    You certainly deserve something like ….. a kinky song 

    – Hello, I love you
    – Won't you tell me your name ?
    – Hello, I love you
    – Let me jump in your game
    :-*

    #19387
    Lover
    Participant

    Girl (18):  hello sir:) will you help meplease?
    I: Hello xxxxl, what can I do?
    Girl: i need some A$ for my premium can you please help me?ill do anithing
    I: No, I don't pay for fun. Just gift my friends.
    Girl: ill do anithing sir
    Girl: please
    I: No. I dont wanna have whores, sorry. Just spend my time with girls that like to have fun and not just do what I wanna do.
    Girl: if i ask you for help dosent mean im a whore you asshole
    I: Asshole? Sure I am, but I've got A$
    Message: You are on my ignore-list

    #19388
    Adera
    Participant

    Lover, she clearly doesn't know what a whore is. :

    #19389
    Lover
    Participant

    You're right Adera, hopefully she knows about real assholes

    #19390
    Keiko
    Participant

    @Adera you have every right to be pissed off > that soooo ignorant .

    I would of ask that person to take index finger and thumb , make round circle > take other index finger shove it in and out of circle > means go fuck your self !

        It's funny how hand gestures can mean the complete opposite in other countries. Like a “thumbs up” in western culture means “good job” but in some eastern countries it means “up yours.” And when you make a circle with your index finger and thumb, for some people it means “ok” and for others it means “asshole.” Wow, wouldn't that be an awkward situation to be in if you're a foreigner trying to express your appreciation to someone with those gestures and they misinterpret them.

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