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  • #19409
    hentaiboy69
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      Poor Rukya……men want you no metter what!  ::)

      #19410
      firestarter
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        / Slowly peeks around a tree smirking slightly I inch into sight./

        First @ Az: why oh why would you want to keep your temper in check stupid people like that deserve what they get… And also its so much more fun when people loose their tempers :)

        Second @ Rukya: he already told you where the blood that should have been in his brain was located at with his opening statement. It was NO where near the grey matter that should have been helping him think ;)

        / Smiling smugly before spinning and grabbing a low hanging branch I disappear from sight once again./

        #19411
        hentaiboy69
        Participant

          yesterdy evening…..maaaan!

          XXX send to me a cold invite and at same time:
          XXX: hi
          XXX: cand you fuck my ass whell to i like you?
          XXX: plz fuck me hard
          hentaiboy69 to XXX: sorry deags, i'm a little tired and just looking around to see who is online
          XXX: you cand penetrate my ass
          XXX: plz
          XXX: plz just one rape
          hentaiboy69 to XXX: sorry
          XXX: plz just one penetration on my ass
          XXX: thats all i ask
          XXX: plz
          XXX: realy i am beging you
          XXX: rape me
          XXX: plz
          XXX: plz
          XXX: just one you will be my first plz
          XXX: i only need you penatrate on my ass
          XXX: hi

          meanwile he send lot of cold invite and meanwile i was talking whit some friends…..so at last i can't be able to put him in ignore list

          #19412
          Adera
          Participant

            @Hentaiboy: I get quite a few guys that want me to fuck their asses as well… though it's not often they are that persistent about it.

            #19413
            hentaiboy69
            Participant

              he was….maybe for 15 minutes or more! and after a while, he came up whit the last “hi”

              #19414
              Rukya
              Participant

                hehehe and you say that men want me hentai , apparently they want you too lol  ;D

                #19415
                bluedenim
                Participant

                  HB
                  If you click on his invite to “show invitee” you can then click on his/her chat button which brings them into your chat box, then you can “IGNORE” them and carry on with your conversation and they can't bother you again.

                  This person was already talking to you tho, so why  couldn't you “Ignore” them and carry on? Were you considering his offer? :p

                  Like I've said, I give them the warning but if they can't take the hint…………………………

                  #19416
                  hentaiboy69
                  Participant

                    @Rukya: probably cause he don't read my profile….but can't be sure!

                    @Blue: i know how to do it, but chatting whit friends and avoiding his invite, at last i join a friend and so can't do it. nothing more

                    #19417
                    chasxxx
                    Participant

                      @ AZRIELLE – i agree with firestarter. some things just deserve a good smack in the chops.

                      my sweetie will ignore one or two cold invites, then decline one or two more immediately. if he keeps up after that, she accepts, punches up her favorite “meet and greet” pose, and begins to slap the crap out of him as she explains the etiquette of cold invites. sometimes the guy will still keep selecting other poses which she ignores and comtinues whack away. if he says why did you slap me or some such after a single slap, she explains and leaves. otherwise she will keep smacking until he either gets some sense or tries to kiss her in that pose. then she exits the room. mostly this works and is hilarious fun! i have been on the phone with her when it happens, and she gives me a blow-by-blow. i often leave the call with tears from laughter steaming down my face.  ;D

                      #19418
                      chasxxx
                      Participant

                        oh, i almost forgot…

                        @ Rukya several of my lesbian friends have this one mf pose just for this purpose… ;D

                        #19419
                        Rukya
                        Participant

                          hehe yes thanks will buy it and try :) , must be fun (unless i do with a man who like it

                          #19420
                          Adera
                          Participant

                            Yesterday I got a cold from a free, I felt like I was in the helping mood so I told him that he should try talking to us ladies if he wants to ever get a chance to room and that's when the total ass opened his mouth and insulted me like crazy.

                            He straight out told me “ladies? shemales are men with tits”, that he would never sleep with a shemale irl and that the only reason he tries us is… as he put it “because I have to find alternate ways to satisfy myself until I become prem”.

                            I sincerely hope that he never gets to room in AChat.

                            #19421
                            hentaiboy69
                            Participant

                              I think he is in your ignore now……what a pain in the ass he is!

                              oh well……one down, next to come!

                              #19422
                              firestarter
                              Participant

                                @adera brain freezing cant find words…

                                #19423
                                Rukya
                                Participant

                                  the first days i was here , for me , even if i respected them and what they are , shemales was for me men with breasts too (apomogize for this) . But i was ignorant , i dont really have shemales friends in real ( or if i have they hide this fact ) . But i learned about shemales talking with them in game and here (even if i did not go in room with them) , and i know now that you are true women (exept hentai lol) .

                                  PS : for my defense , i never said ” youre just men with breasts ” to a shemale  ;D

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