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  • #18747
    sinnnn
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      I have np letting my inner bitch out at all.  Its so relaxing to do so, trust me.  Let me be the Devils Advocat(loved the movie by the way) and let the inner Bitch rule babes.  ;D

      #18748
      Garryz
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        zzzz while reading this post i got 2 invites, and what i find funny is both female and male have the same bad chat up lines n continuous cold invites, even when your message say CHAT FIRST NO COLD INVITES, or you state hetero n still get nagged. oh wel you have to laugh roflmao

        #18749
        Anonymous

          Consider that the lines might very well come from the same guy using both accounts. It sure wouldn't be a first…

          #18750
          Janine Dee
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            A little help from our metric using friends… I had a guy ask me if I ever met a 29cm cock?

            Despite being that much gayer for his asking I'm now wondering what that would be in inches.

            And yes I know it wouldn't matter virtually, unless he wanted to cam…

            And look! I'm even gayer for that realization ;D.

            #18751
            Anonymous

              approximately 2.5cms per inch, which would make his cock 11.6 inches long

              ;)

              #18752
              Janine Dee
              Participant

                LOL, that's all I have to say. Honestly, WOULD that be enjoyable? I mean seriously??

                #18753
                sinnnn
                Participant

                  Ok bobcat you just know to much.  Trying to decide on your new nickname.  Spock or Data, which one you like?  Just know I will be calling you by it anyway so you might as well pick. ;D

                  Hmmm I been getting some mad she-male hits.  So I'll say this to you both, have np doing you.  But cold invites or cold friendships just won't work for me. ;)

                  11inches huh?  Sound like a challenge.  But hell anyone can brag about their cock sizes in virtual, its not like its going to do me any good.  Besides size doesn't matter(unless your a inch) its how you work that thing.  ;) ;D

                  #18754
                  Janine Dee
                  Participant

                    I dunno sweetie, 11 sounds painful. I mean it's a pussy not a clown car. Even my toys are kept much more on the modest side. It's one thing to be penetrated, it's another to be impaled.  ;D

                    #18755
                    Bear
                    Participant

                      Clown car…tooo  :D    funny 

                      Happy with what I play with,…and the groupie appears to be too…since we never discussed it.

                      And what technique can be used there?…seem it's pretty much stuff and and rock… :-

                      Have had the invites from she males…just not in the mood to accept or go there…

                      #18756
                      Anonymous

                        Data  ;D

                        #18757
                        Janine Dee
                        Participant

                          Well now Bear even on AChat in the FF missionary I can pull out and rub the woman's pussy with the head of my strap on.

                          I've looked at the het set set enough to know that there are things like titty fucking and oral.

                          I however wince at the idea of anal… that just seems cruel.

                          #18758
                          Bear
                          Participant

                            Not referring to the strap on,  but rather to a 11″ appendage there….unless of course you are using an 11″+ strap on…

                            #18759
                            sinnnn
                            Participant

                              So Spock it is Bobby.  You had to know I would pick the opposite.

                              I would never anal you.  There are somethings that just need to be admired in its natural beautiful state.

                              Sooooo you wanna see the strap-on Bear?  ROTFLMAO

                              #18760
                              Janine Dee
                              Participant

                                Well Bear honey the whole idea is that even with it strapped on I know I can do more then thrust.  :P Maybe that's why there are so many bi women on AChat.  ;D

                                #18761
                                sinnnn
                                Participant

                                  heya sexy
                                  wanna have a mff group sex
                                  the dude has the poses
                                  heya beautiful
                                  wanna have a group sex
                                  make me your bitch
                                  your whore
                                  i will submit myself 2 you

                                  and really must have been bored, because I was curious as to how far she would go til she realize she was being ignored.

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