The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Adera]

Well it's not surprising you didn't know how we are Rukya, I'm happy you came to that conclusion after having talked to shemales.

I have to admit I got teary eyed and angry when he said all of those things to me, but there was no point in taking a fight with an ignorant asshole like him so I just put him on my ignore list and talked to someone nice instead.

[NewGurl]

Adera. In my opinion, your body type doesnt define who you are. You are a woman to me, you are not a man with breasts.  It is you demeanor and attitude that efines who you are, not whether you have a penis or not. Some of my best friends on here are shemales, and I love them and respect them very much.

[islandsun]

Hehehehe I did that once with a guy that was very crude repeatedly took him in room and slapped him……. was he  pissed …lol

I`ve seen it time and time again people mistreated , unfairly ,  also violent .

I`ve  8 siblings > 1 is gay all of us knew this while we were growing up and now nephews and nieces don`t think anything of it, they love him for the person he is .

@Adera sorry to hear you ran into an ignorant bastard ……..I hate bullying ……. I would`ve be able to hold back… kick cyber but ! lol

Guy says to me > you look nice Iwant to fuck you…..>me < will are`nt you just the dream of my day......silience....lol he must have a couple brain cells...... to see my mocking tone
Remember guys if your going to dish out crudness ….get ready to recieve back …    

[Brandybee]

Adera,  massive hug girl …. what a complete ass ….  in the UK .. we got some great words that really vent out when the need arises … best go in a walk in cupboard or something

Shout at the top of your voice  and as many times as you see fit…

TOSSER
WANKER
PLANK
DOOMBRAIN

Then compose yourself, come out as though nothings happened and carry on  ….  I call it my Tourettes moment ( No offence to any Tourettes sufferers what so ever  ) 

Feel free to add your own …  and you shoulda named him and shamed him.  PM me –  I'll blast him with BB Bible scriptures – lol

[Adera]

Lol, the wanker one is quite funny.

[chien_lubrik]

mbr: bitch
Az: Thank you, Beautiful – Intelligent – Talented – Charming – Horny.

Ohhh Have you a Copyright on this one !!! Because I have sooo plenty of time I could use !!!!

[islandsun]

hehehee  We use the word wanker alot , where I come from .

@Adera  hugs around hon 

[chasxxx]

@ Adera I'm still looking forward to our matching up time/availability-wise. Would love to room with you and show you how I think a woman should be treated. Actually, there are several just on my lists I am looking forward to with eager anticipation. SO many women, so little time. Who was it that said, “My candle burns from both ends… It will not last  the night, But ah! My foes, and Oh! My friends, It gives a lovely light!”

[firestarter]

Okay adera Ive found the words. I'm going to share with you something that my grandmama said to me during a very difficult time in my life.She told me that you should Never let the narrow minded stupidity of others hurt you as they are usually too stupid to understand just how wonderful a person you are. I don't know you that well other than what I have seen on the forum but I can tell from what I have read that you are a true lady and I hope you take these words in the spirit that I mean them when I say that I hope you Never let someones narrow minded assclownery cheapen your self worth. You are beautiful, you are perfect and you are strong.

[Adera]

Thanks Fire, that was very nice, seems like your grandma is a wise woman.

Initially things like that can hurt and be frustrating, but I can shrug it off and continue… especially when I can get it off my chest.

*hugs all*

[firestarter]

@ adera    yes she is also i have a new pick up line not horrible but funny as hell…. Hello beautiful Princess, you are brilliant like a diamond.

Total win and yet if it was every said to my face i would die laughing 

[chasxxx]

another apropo quote: “Never attribute to malice that which may be adequately explained by stupidity!”

[NewGurl]

Well put chasxxx, It seems to me that I have said some things recently out of stupidity that have been taken maliciously.

[islandsun]

@chasxxx OMG Does Mickey know >minnie two timing with Pluto >hehehheee

Ok me I met some one on yahoo chat line ,thought was nice ,  told him about achat, he down loaded< then leaves me a message , then tells me now I can fuck you > nice !

My responce > Jack off into a flower pot  and create a blooming idiot > sorry just my dark side showing !

I take no bull !

[Urban]

This one is a little bit old :

I was in the army in Draguignan ( a small town near the French Riviera). It was the summer so with a friend we planned to try to catch some “chick” for the week end.
Of course with only +/- 80-90 $/month like all conscript we manage to “borrow” 2 field tents into the army depot  :-*. We load it into the car and zooooommm lets go to find a camping near St Tropez !!!

We find one (and finish almost broken  ) but it did not stop us and we start our hunting….
Wow we was lucky and finaly found what we are looking for, we come back to the camping and…… some fucking bastard had stolen the 2 tents  :-X !!
Of course the 2 girls start to think we are trying to have fun of her (it was right in a sens  ) and leave us…
Back to the caserne, somebody had noticed the missing tents in the stock……and we need to wrote a report to explain how we manage to lose 2 (of course prieceless) tents in a camping on the Riviera
For the next month the caserne toilettes was pretty clean 

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