The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[hentaiboy69]

holy s*** (in the real sense of the word! )!  at last it's funny to hear, but not when it heppend to you!

[chasxxx]

The latest hilarity i have heard (from 3+ different women) is the guy whose sole approach, day after day, time after time (to the same women) is, “You wanna see my real cock?”  My suggested reply, “NO! Wanna see mine?” still waiting for it to happen…  :

[hentaiboy69]

ppffffff! wonder if that guy gonna think that girl is really a fake or not!

[Lover]

LOL…
B ythe way, some years ago I found to tents and took them with me, before any thiefs have been able to steal them…

[Luctor]

I see a lot of people saying they don't like to be approached be a simple “hi”.  😮

But how would you like to be contacted? I'm really curious about that. 

[Rukya]

exemple :

-her : hi Rukya
-me  : hello , how are you ?
-her : fine thanks , how about you ?

after , it depend on how the conversation evolve . But , generally , i anwser to a simple HI . Like its said in the starting guides , nobody will be offenced to be introduce by a hi 

[Luctor]

I also mostly always  answer to hi, or I must be in the middle of something else, that I don't have the time to answer. Or they cold invited me first and after I declined they start saying hi, then I just ignore (not block) them. 

[chasxxx]

I am often away from keyboard, so i will reply to most anything i get. if i find a profile which implies they don't consider “hi” conversation, i will definitely respond with ” 'Lo”….. hehe

[Brandybee]

This must be a contender  for this topic  LMAO.  He was a Free user and first contact with me.

HIM      i wanna rape u
Brandybee    no, ty
HIM    i will force u
Brandybee    maybe you need a better chat up  lmao
HIM    its not ur chose
Brandybee  i think it is, sorry
HIM  i will taer ur fuckin ass now
Brandybee  strange name for such violence
HIM  accept it dirty bitch
Brandybee : you can only dream by how much I can be
HIM: i think cold not sweetie
Brandybee : a no, is a no. I'm not into that kind of violence. Maybe you should keep that to the room, once youve found out if the girl liks the same thing
HIM: ops
HIM: ok pretty
Brandybee  Have fun now.
HIM: I am busy, please try again later!

Then he was back after 10 minutes sending me constant invites.

Brandybee : I said no
HIM: i said yes
HIM: dirty bitch
HIM: i will rip u
Brandybee  Take a NO like a man  lmao
HIM: fuck ya be good girl
HIM: b4 i will kidnap u

Then he went off line.

Dont you just love this game?  lol

[hentaiboy69]

Lol! something similar happen to me, but the result was he fall in my ignore list after the fourth gentle warning by me!   

[Marilyn]

@ Brandy, lol. I think I found the “cookie monster” aswell.

him:i will rape u
Marilyn: really?
him: sure i will rip ur body wth myhard dick
Marilyn: lol. i won't let you
him: i will force u
him: catch ur neck while grap ur pussy
him: yaaaaaaaaa
him: i will slap ur fuckin ass
him: u will be a good girl or i will kill ya
Marilyn: not interested.
him: accept the invitation fuckin bitch
him: its my choice
him: i will force u
him: iam ur master
him:accept it dirty bitch
him: fuck ya i will kidnap u

And then I logout..

[Trekmanalpha]

Jez… no offense, but that's seriously messed up.

[Rukya]

hehe if another meet this guy , try this exemple of anwser (its just an exemple and generally it works)

Him : i will rape you
you : i dont think
him : sure i will rip ur body with my hard dick
you : youre wrong , I will rape you
him : how do you think do that ?
you : i will rip your body with my hard strapon
you : i will force you
you : your ass will not close untill one week passed

lol it must calm him 

[Marilyn]

hehe if another meet this guy , try this exemple of anwser (its just an exemple and generally it works)

Him : i will rape you
you : i dont think
him : sure i will rip ur body with my hard dick
you : youre wrong , I will rape you
him : how do you think do that ?
you : i will rip your body with my hard strapon
you : i will force you
you : your ass will not close untill one week passed

lol it must calm him 

ROFLOL!     
You're amazing!

[hentaiboy69]

she is, Marilyn…..and she can be dangerous too! 

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