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  • #19455
    hentaiboy69
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      she is, Marilyn…..and she can be dangerous too!  ;)

      #19456
      Adera
      Participant

        Omg, I kinda feel like what that guy writes must be reportable… that can't be according to the TOS right?

        I would ignore a guy like that quite quickly at least.

        #19457
        Brandybee
        Participant

          You could Adera, but lets face it ……  Rukya's idea is  sooooooooooooo funny.   Wished I'd have thought that at the time. God I hope he comes back  lol 

          Fabulous Darling    😮

          Welcome back, not seen you for awhile :)    The Icehouse is waiting for your entrance  😮

          #19458
          Adera
          Participant

            Yes, I also think Rukyas idea might give a nice reaction… and guys like that deserves it.

            It's not often at all that I'm approached by guys like that while females are, so I would think they're kinda afraid of phallus shaped things unless it's their own. ::)

            #19459
            hentaiboy69
            Participant

              not at all, Adera…..i had seen some men who pretend you had go and fuck with them, but, luckyly, few of them are so rude and pedant! And usually they are free, that's right, but even premium sometimes don't wanna hear what you are saying to them! At last, premium or free…..when the one behind the screen is a pain in the ass, it doesn't matter!

              oh, well…..

              #19460
              Rukya
              Participant

                I think i met the guy tonight , but i dont know why he didnt insist with me . Am i so scarry ? here our chat :

                him : i wanna rape you
                me : i dont think

                and after this , nothing , he didnt anwser lol

                maybe he lost his connection or finded another victim . Or my tip is really effective lol

                #19461
                Brandybee
                Participant

                  He only came back again    lol      The Cookie Monster   LMAO

                  Him  I wanna fuck u
                  Him: dirty bitch
                  Brandybee to FRIEND: omg hes back
                  FRIEND   who
                  Brandybee  that guy i told you about who likes rape lol
                  FRIEND  u want to room with me, lol
                  Brandybee  No, hes having the Bee wrath now
                  lBrandybee to  HIM  let me fuck you  i know you want me to
                  HIM comon then do it if u can
                  Brandybee to HIM i got a fabulous strap on
                  Brandybee to HIM: youd love it
                  HIM: iam watitng for u fuckin whore
                  Brandybee to HIM: no lube
                  HIM: u cant do that
                  Brandybee to HIM: hard fast furious, make you scream
                  HIM: aaaaaaah
                  HIM: dirty bitch
                  HIM: u will hurt ur master
                  Brandybee to him : i know you want to be my sub
                  HIM: fuck ya
                  'Brandybee to HIM: you want tying down
                  HIM: do it bitch if u can
                  Brandybee to HIM: gagging
                  HIM: aaaaaaaaah
                  Brandybee to HIM: beating and fucking with my strap on, deep in you
                  Brandybee to HIM: tearing that tight little ass
                  Brandybee to HIM: making you sweat
                  HIM: aaaaaaaah
                  HIM: i will slap ur face
                  HIM: and piss over u
                  HIM: fuckin bitch
                  Brandybee HIM: you will be bound : only you will get wet baby and i will whip you

                  He logged off

                  LMAO   RUKYA you are a bad influence on me…

                  #19462
                  Rukya
                  Participant

                    hahaha well done , his first lesson :)

                    but i think you was soft with him , i met another one “gentleman” after him , here's our chat :

                    him : hi
                    me : hello
                    him : you want play ?
                    me : no
                    him : why ?
                    me : read my profile
                    him : i do
                    me : so you must see “homo” in my orientation
                    him : room with me
                    me : Homo mean i room with girls only
                    him : ok bitch
                    me : youre welcome asshole
                    him : wha
                    him : what?
                    me : you insult me so i insult you

                    after this he logged off  ;D

                    #19463
                    hentaiboy69
                    Participant

                      Brandy and Rukya, good job girl! i don't think they gonna call you more!

                      #19464
                      Pafe
                      Participant

                        Hiya's…

                          This guy really gets around!  I think I am allowing too much of an influence of Star Trek into my life.

                        Him:  I wanna fuck u
                        Pafe:  No thanks.
                        Him:  dirty bitch i will rape u
                        Pafe:  I hope you realize that you are starting a Klingon Mating Ritual.
                        Him:  wha?
                        Pafe:  Upon each insult, I will be obligate to strike you.
                        Him:  aaaaaaah
                        Him: dirty whore bitch
                        Pafe:  A couple of kicks directly to your groin is the response for that
                        Him:  i will slap ur face
                        Him:  and rape u
                        Pafe:  Klingon Ritual calls for a direct grasping of your tiny balls and clawing them.  I am obligated to draw blood.
                        Him:  aaaaaah
                        Pafe:  Then it will be my turn for being the aggressor.
                        Him:  wha
                        Pafe:  You stupid little man bitch.  The next part of the Ritual calls for me to break your clavical.  It is considered good luck.
                        Him:  fuckin bitch
                        Pafe:  Then I claw, kick and I'm supposed to bite, but there is no way I'd put my mouth on a piece of rat shit like you.
                        Him:  u can't do that
                        Pafe:  Then after I have ripped your asshole open with my bat'leth I pour in salt and listen to your screams.

                        He logged off.

                        Thanks for letting me share,
                        Pafe

                        #19446
                        Rukya
                        Participant

                          lolol  ;D he will be desespered hahahaha .

                          Nice idea the star trek thing :)

                          If i meet him one day , i'll try with the movie Alien lol  ;D

                          #19447
                          Brandybee
                          Participant

                            LMAO    The Cookie Monster strikes again  !!!    But he has no idea of the GIRL POWER  on here 

                            Fabulous Pafe.  Well done Girl. ;D

                            #19465
                            Rukya
                            Participant

                              hehe i wonder if he know that he is humiliated here each time he do this lol  ;D

                              #19466
                              TightFit74
                              Participant

                                Remind me to never ever p*** one of you girls off..

                                *swallowing a huge lump*

                                ;D

                                #19467
                                Rukya
                                Participant

                                  hahaha , i dont know if i must put it here or in funny finds , i logged to the game and uhhh how say … Try to find who sended me a friend request  ;D

                                  Of course i declined lol i dont want friends like this  ;D

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