The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Adera]

Omg, I kinda feel like what that guy writes must be reportable… that can't be according to the TOS right?

I would ignore a guy like that quite quickly at least.

[Brandybee]

You could Adera, but lets face it ……  Rukya's idea is  sooooooooooooo funny.   Wished I'd have thought that at the time. God I hope he comes back  lol 

Fabulous Darling    😮

Welcome back, not seen you for awhile     The Icehouse is waiting for your entrance  😮

[Adera]

Yes, I also think Rukyas idea might give a nice reaction… and guys like that deserves it.

It's not often at all that I'm approached by guys like that while females are, so I would think they're kinda afraid of phallus shaped things unless it's their own. :

[hentaiboy69]

not at all, Adera…..i had seen some men who pretend you had go and fuck with them, but, luckyly, few of them are so rude and pedant! And usually they are free, that's right, but even premium sometimes don't wanna hear what you are saying to them! At last, premium or free…..when the one behind the screen is a pain in the ass, it doesn't matter!

oh, well…..

[Rukya]

I think i met the guy tonight , but i dont know why he didnt insist with me . Am i so scarry ? here our chat :

him : i wanna rape you
me : i dont think

and after this , nothing , he didnt anwser lol

maybe he lost his connection or finded another victim . Or my tip is really effective lol

[Brandybee]

He only came back again    lol      The Cookie Monster   LMAO

Him  I wanna fuck u
Him: dirty bitch
Brandybee to FRIEND: omg hes back
FRIEND   who
Brandybee  that guy i told you about who likes rape lol
FRIEND  u want to room with me, lol
Brandybee  No, hes having the Bee wrath now
lBrandybee to  HIM  let me fuck you  i know you want me to
HIM comon then do it if u can
Brandybee to HIM i got a fabulous strap on
Brandybee to HIM: youd love it
HIM: iam watitng for u fuckin whore
Brandybee to HIM: no lube
HIM: u cant do that
Brandybee to HIM: hard fast furious, make you scream
HIM: aaaaaaah
HIM: dirty bitch
HIM: u will hurt ur master
Brandybee to him : i know you want to be my sub
HIM: fuck ya
'Brandybee to HIM: you want tying down
HIM: do it bitch if u can
Brandybee to HIM: gagging
HIM: aaaaaaaaah
Brandybee to HIM: beating and fucking with my strap on, deep in you
Brandybee to HIM: tearing that tight little ass
Brandybee to HIM: making you sweat
HIM: aaaaaaaah
HIM: i will slap ur face
HIM: and piss over u
HIM: fuckin bitch
Brandybee HIM: you will be bound : only you will get wet baby and i will whip you

He logged off

LMAO   RUKYA you are a bad influence on me…

[Rukya]

hahaha well done , his first lesson

but i think you was soft with him , i met another one “gentleman” after him , here's our chat :

him : hi
me : hello
him : you want play ?
me : no
him : why ?
me : read my profile
him : i do
me : so you must see “homo” in my orientation
him : room with me
me : Homo mean i room with girls only
him : ok bitch
me : youre welcome asshole
him : wha
him : what?
me : you insult me so i insult you

after this he logged off 

[hentaiboy69]

Brandy and Rukya, good job girl! i don't think they gonna call you more!

[Pafe]

Hiya's…

  This guy really gets around!  I think I am allowing too much of an influence of Star Trek into my life.

Him:  I wanna fuck u
Pafe:  No thanks.
Him:  dirty bitch i will rape u
Pafe:  I hope you realize that you are starting a Klingon Mating Ritual.
Him:  wha?
Pafe:  Upon each insult, I will be obligate to strike you.
Him:  aaaaaaah
Him: dirty whore bitch
Pafe:  A couple of kicks directly to your groin is the response for that
Him:  i will slap ur face
Him:  and rape u
Pafe:  Klingon Ritual calls for a direct grasping of your tiny balls and clawing them.  I am obligated to draw blood.
Him:  aaaaaah
Pafe:  Then it will be my turn for being the aggressor.
Him:  wha
Pafe:  You stupid little man bitch.  The next part of the Ritual calls for me to break your clavical.  It is considered good luck.
Him:  fuckin bitch
Pafe:  Then I claw, kick and I'm supposed to bite, but there is no way I'd put my mouth on a piece of rat shit like you.
Him:  u can't do that
Pafe:  Then after I have ripped your asshole open with my bat'leth I pour in salt and listen to your screams.

He logged off.

Thanks for letting me share,
Pafe

[Rukya]

lolol  he will be desespered hahahaha .

Nice idea the star trek thing

If i meet him one day , i'll try with the movie Alien lol 

[Brandybee]

LMAO    The Cookie Monster strikes again  !!!    But he has no idea of the GIRL POWER  on here 

Fabulous Pafe.  Well done Girl.

[Rukya]

hehe i wonder if he know that he is humiliated here each time he do this lol 

[TightFit74]

Remind me to never ever p*** one of you girls off..

*swallowing a huge lump*

[Rukya]

hahaha , i dont know if i must put it here or in funny finds , i logged to the game and uhhh how say … Try to find who sended me a friend request 

Of course i declined lol i dont want friends like this 

[Lover]

LOL

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