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  • #19528
    tangoracer
    Participant

    Hay Honey
    We'er not all like that MMMWAHHHHH  :-*

    #19529
    Lover
    Participant

    Perhaps it's your name?    But you also get nice people, don't you…

    Reminds me of a message two days ago

    Girl: Hi its my birthday – do you send me a gift then i send your pics
    I: Happy Birthday… no I don't need MY pics

    #19530
    All_for_you
    Participant

    YAYYYYY one more for the HALL OF FAME NO THATS THE HALL OF SHAME

    WHY CAN'T PEOPLE READ AND TAKE NOTE OF WHAT IT SAY'S

    SHE: Hi slut
    All_for_you to SHE: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME ???
    SHE: it was joke
    All_for_you to SHE: THATS NOT A JOKE TO ME
    SHE: ok sweetheart
    All_for_you to SHE: TIME OF YOU TO BE FAMOUS
    SHE: im willful thats all
    SHE: sorry
    SHE: i wish to see your real pussy but i cant
    SHE: good night then bye

    EDITED BY MODERATOR – BRANDYBEE  TO PREVENT ANY EMBARASSMENT TO  PERSON CONCERNED.

    #19531
    Brandybee
    Participant

    Sometimes, you can't help put smile & shake your head….

    Here's another  –  How not to get a blow job ….   btw, I've edited the other conversations I was having at the same time 

    Forum_1 to Him: Hi,  Would you be interested in taking part in the Achat Sweep Stake lottery?.  At the moment the Stake pot stands ar 550A$ 
    Him: want to suck my black cock while I think about it?
    Forum_1 to Him: No TY. How do you know, I'm not a guy?   
    Him: I bet you suck cock either way
    Forum_1 to Him: No, read my profile. I am A Forum avatar only
    Him: wtf is that   It says female
    Forum_1 to Him: Also says  ONLY FOR FORUM USE
    Forum_1 to Him: =  None player
    Him: You'd get more people to join if you sucked their cocks
    Him: Send over the Forum slut to talk me into joining
    Forum_1 to Him: This avi is multi player. Try your chat on someone else, its not working here. Are you interested in the Sweep Stake lottery or not?
    Him: I told you  Suck my cock and I'll think about it
    Him: You bothered me dumbass
    Forum_1 to Him: And I told you NO. Which bit of N O  dont you undrstand?
    Forum_1 to Him: Then a simple no ty I am not interested in the lottery  would have been enough without your rude display
    Him: I said suck me dick and I'll think about it
    Forum_1 to Him: No
    Him: Start suckin' or get lost
    Forum_1 to Him:  Big Sigh …. “You are already. Trust me, it was for you, not me   Go try that chat on someone else “
    Him: What part of Start suckin' or get lost don't you understand?
    Forum_1 to Him: lol.  I understand perfectly, read above.  Take the rejection Sweety.

    #19532
    Nat33
    Participant

    So BB did you suck or not? 
    Me I prefer suck because it's more faster than speaking LOL
    In France they called these people ” des boulets” and there are many on this game 
    Maybe he could not read the poor  ??? 

    I tell me a thing: people do not read profiles.

    #19533
    Brandybee
    Participant

    LOL ,  No, I decided to pass on such a wonderful offer,  I prefer the sacred art of  seduction,  he'd have to try a lot harder before I got on my knees..  and being Dom-ish straight off don't do it for me.. plus …  the Forum Avatars do not play,  something all the mods agreed.

    Still it makes for some interesting conversations sometimes as you can see  :

    #19534
    sexilicious
    Participant

    LOL some people have only one thing in their mind and guess his was that his cock needed sucked. If only he was an anteater, I heard from one of my coworkers that they can actually give themselves a blow job

    #19535
    Brandybee
    Participant

    ROFLMAO  –    Sexi  thats great  and noted.    I hope i remember  it next time,  I am under BJ pressure  LOL 

    #19536
    Justlna
    Participant

    Yet another example. I never use vids nor i send picts of me, and wrote in my info 'Achat only!' But some people do not care to read…

    – a nickname: webcam?
    – Justlna to a nickname: i believe i wrote it in mt info. read the answer: Achat only!

    He asked, i answered. Wasn't that enough for him? No. As a reply, i received this:
    – a nickname: well i dont give a fuck what your info says cause i could careless! dont have time for your silly shit on your info page

    So i blacklisted him. And than, added an insult to an injury:
    – Justlna to a nickname: welcome to my blacklist. For being an ignorant idiot.
    – Justlna to a nickname: and yes, i simply DO NOT WANT to see that shameful appendage you are so proud of. Dismissed.

    #19537
    hentaiboy69
    Participant

    Well done JustIna! and let me giveyou a warm welcome in the forum of AChat, or as we like to call it “The village”!

    if you like to be a citizen of this village, why don't you go here https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/board,22.0.html and introduce your self!? i swear you you will like this place and the people who live here!

    oh, how bad, how bad! we need our major! 

    #19538
    Brandybee
    Participant

    Hey JustIna,  A big hearty welcome to our Forum Village.  We have lots of fun here,  check out some of the other topics and please post any views and ideas you may have.

    I see you've met some of the “cookie monsters” in the game already,  no worries,  its always fun to post the conversations here,  even if it is anonymous, sometimes we can recognise the offender by conversations when they hit on us…  then you can have fun  Forwarned is forearmed  :

    Good for you for not taking his crap.

    I hope you enjoy it here and look to join in some of the games… we have a lottery sweep stake if you are interested

    Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > Achats Village Lottery. Sweep Stake. https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2530.0.html      The Stake Pot has just hit 650A$

    #19539
    hentaiboy69
    Participant

    Brandy, AChat is full of “cookie monsters”, we all know that……but let's face it…..without them, we never had read some epic replay on this thread! 

    #19540
    sexilicious
    Participant

    COOKIES *stuffs face* oh wait we aren't talking that cookie monster are we

    #19541
    Covems
    Participant
    I like cookies
    #19543
    Rukya
    Participant

    WHY SOME MEN THINK I'M STUPID AND THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FEMALE AVATAR WHEN I SAY THAT I'M LESBIAN IN HOPE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ?

    “cold invit received”

    Him   : hi
    Him   : let's fucked
    Him   : please
    Me    : Hi , sorry , i'm lesbian

    “30 sec later”

    “cold invit received”

    “Her” : hi baby
    “Her” : let's fucked baby
    Me    : I'm still lesbian

    LOL

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