The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[tangoracer]

Hay Honey
We'er not all like that MMMWAHHHHH  :-*

[Lover]

Perhaps it's your name?    But you also get nice people, don't you…

Reminds me of a message two days ago

Girl: Hi its my birthday – do you send me a gift then i send your pics
I: Happy Birthday… no I don't need MY pics

[All_for_you]

YAYYYYY one more for the HALL OF FAME NO THATS THE HALL OF SHAME

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE READ AND TAKE NOTE OF WHAT IT SAY'S

SHE: Hi slut
All_for_you to SHE: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME ???
SHE: it was joke
All_for_you to SHE: THATS NOT A JOKE TO ME
SHE: ok sweetheart
All_for_you to SHE: TIME OF YOU TO BE FAMOUS
SHE: im willful thats all
SHE: sorry
SHE: i wish to see your real pussy but i cant
SHE: good night then bye

EDITED BY MODERATOR – BRANDYBEE  TO PREVENT ANY EMBARASSMENT TO  PERSON CONCERNED.

[Brandybee]

Sometimes, you can't help put smile & shake your head….

Here's another  –  How not to get a blow job ….   btw, I've edited the other conversations I was having at the same time 

Forum_1 to Him: Hi,  Would you be interested in taking part in the Achat Sweep Stake lottery?.  At the moment the Stake pot stands ar 550A$ 
Him: want to suck my black cock while I think about it?
Forum_1 to Him: No TY. How do you know, I'm not a guy?   
Him: I bet you suck cock either way
Forum_1 to Him: No, read my profile. I am A Forum avatar only
Him: wtf is that   It says female
Forum_1 to Him: Also says  ONLY FOR FORUM USE
Forum_1 to Him: =  None player
Him: You'd get more people to join if you sucked their cocks
Him: Send over the Forum slut to talk me into joining
Forum_1 to Him: This avi is multi player. Try your chat on someone else, its not working here. Are you interested in the Sweep Stake lottery or not?
Him: I told you  Suck my cock and I'll think about it
Him: You bothered me dumbass
Forum_1 to Him: And I told you NO. Which bit of N O  dont you undrstand?
Forum_1 to Him: Then a simple no ty I am not interested in the lottery  would have been enough without your rude display
Him: I said suck me dick and I'll think about it
Forum_1 to Him: No
Him: Start suckin' or get lost
Forum_1 to Him:  Big Sigh …. “You are already. Trust me, it was for you, not me   Go try that chat on someone else “
Him: What part of Start suckin' or get lost don't you understand?
Forum_1 to Him: lol.  I understand perfectly, read above.  Take the rejection Sweety.

[Nat33]

So BB did you suck or not? 
Me I prefer suck because it's more faster than speaking LOL
In France they called these people ” des boulets” and there are many on this game 
Maybe he could not read the poor  ??? 

I tell me a thing: people do not read profiles.

[Brandybee]

LOL ,  No, I decided to pass on such a wonderful offer,  I prefer the sacred art of  seduction,  he'd have to try a lot harder before I got on my knees..  and being Dom-ish straight off don't do it for me.. plus …  the Forum Avatars do not play,  something all the mods agreed.

Still it makes for some interesting conversations sometimes as you can see  :

[sexilicious]

LOL some people have only one thing in their mind and guess his was that his cock needed sucked. If only he was an anteater, I heard from one of my coworkers that they can actually give themselves a blow job

[Brandybee]

ROFLMAO  –    Sexi  thats great  and noted.    I hope i remember  it next time,  I am under BJ pressure  LOL 

[Justlna]

Yet another example. I never use vids nor i send picts of me, and wrote in my info 'Achat only!' But some people do not care to read…

– a nickname: webcam?
– Justlna to a nickname: i believe i wrote it in mt info. read the answer: Achat only!

He asked, i answered. Wasn't that enough for him? No. As a reply, i received this:
– a nickname: well i dont give a fuck what your info says cause i could careless! dont have time for your silly shit on your info page

So i blacklisted him. And than, added an insult to an injury:
– Justlna to a nickname: welcome to my blacklist. For being an ignorant idiot.
– Justlna to a nickname: and yes, i simply DO NOT WANT to see that shameful appendage you are so proud of. Dismissed.

[hentaiboy69]

Well done JustIna! and let me giveyou a warm welcome in the forum of AChat, or as we like to call it “The village”!

if you like to be a citizen of this village, why don't you go here https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/board,22.0.html and introduce your self!? i swear you you will like this place and the people who live here!

oh, how bad, how bad! we need our major! 

[Brandybee]

Hey JustIna,  A big hearty welcome to our Forum Village.  We have lots of fun here,  check out some of the other topics and please post any views and ideas you may have.

I see you've met some of the “cookie monsters” in the game already,  no worries,  its always fun to post the conversations here,  even if it is anonymous, sometimes we can recognise the offender by conversations when they hit on us…  then you can have fun  Forwarned is forearmed  :

Good for you for not taking his crap.

I hope you enjoy it here and look to join in some of the games… we have a lottery sweep stake if you are interested

Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > Achats Village Lottery. Sweep Stake. https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2530.0.html      The Stake Pot has just hit 650A$

[hentaiboy69]

Brandy, AChat is full of “cookie monsters”, we all know that……but let's face it…..without them, we never had read some epic replay on this thread! 

[sexilicious]

COOKIES *stuffs face* oh wait we aren't talking that cookie monster are we

[Covems]

I like cookies

[Rukya]

WHY SOME MEN THINK I'M STUPID AND THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FEMALE AVATAR WHEN I SAY THAT I'M LESBIAN IN HOPE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ?

“cold invit received”

Him   : hi
Him   : let's fucked
Him   : please
Me    : Hi , sorry , i'm lesbian

“30 sec later”

“cold invit received”

“Her” : hi baby
“Her” : let's fucked baby
Me    : I'm still lesbian

LOL

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