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  • #19545
    Brandybee
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    ROFLMAO –      that's tickled me ,  thanks for sharing Rukya … so funny

    #19544
    Lover
    Participant

    Rukya, next time confuse such idiots. When they appear with female avi, tell them you only room with real men…

    #19546
    Marilyn
    Participant

    WHY SOME MEN THINK I'M STUPID AND THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FEMALE AVATAR WHEN I SAY THAT I'M LESBIAN IN HOPE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ?

    “cold invit received”

    Him   : hi
    Him   : let's fucked
    Him   : please
    Me    : Hi , sorry , i'm lesbian

    “30 sec later”

    “cold invit received”

    “Her” : hi baby
    “Her” : let's fucked baby
    Me    : I'm still lesbian

    LOL


    I had to laugh out loud here.
    That's so funny! Thank you for sharing!

    #19547
    hentaiboy69
    Participant

    Rukya, next time confuse such idiots. When they appear with female avi, tell them you only room with real men…

    who like to take it up their ass….lol, asshole are everywhere|

    #19548
    tangoracer
    Participant

    WHY SOME MEN THINK I'M STUPID AND THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FEMALE AVATAR WHEN I SAY THAT I'M LESBIAN IN HOPE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ?

    “cold invit received”

    Him   : hi
    Him   : let's fucked
    Him   : please
    Me    : Hi , sorry , i'm lesbian

    “30 sec later”

    “cold invit received”

    “Her” : hi baby
    “Her” : let's fucked baby
    Me    : I'm still lesbian

    LOL

    LOL Rukya  :-*  you have such a sweet way with people that don't read profiles 

    #19549
    hentaiboy69
    Participant

    that “guy” was lucky….she can always us her paddle…. 😮

    #19550
    Rukya
    Participant

    HB is right , next time i'll accept to room , then i'll choose the pose with the crop , the i'll hit his back pushing the speed to maximum 

    #19551
    Lover
    Participant

    lol…what if he likes it?

    #19552
    Rukya
    Participant

    Lol i dont think that a man introducing himself saying “lets fucked” will like to have his back croped in full speed 

    #19553
    hentaiboy69
    Participant

    i know one who will…. :

    #19554
    Nat33
    Participant

    I know several Rukya, I introduce you if you want 

    #19555
    Bear
    Participant

    well you could choose the male submission pose,… kick him in the balls and leave  :

    #19542
    Momma_andrea
    Participant

    this one is just funny.
    I had written in my tagline   “No matter what I may say… I miss Claire.”

    So I get “Hello, Miss Claire”  TWICE

    633921783736320000-facepalm.jpg

    #19557
    Anonymous
    Guest

    MA that is cruel, making fun of those with ESL

    I get so many and sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand what they are after. Although, in retrospect, I guess it is pretty obvious what they are always after.

    Anyway, I have a hard time saying ass because I was brought up using the word arse so sometimes, when I see a request for mine and I am not interested, I tell them I don't have one “but I have a pair of old mules that are worn out and I am thinking of getting rid of, you're welcome to them”. Of course, invariably, they don't have a clue what (a pair of) mules are.

    #19558
    Marilyn
    Participant

    Right…
    I've logged just to watch the new update which took me … 1 minute (was the time I spent online), and had a Cookie Monster gracing me with his presence and romantic words, that certainly have made my day a little better:

    Him:  invite me baby your room and fuck me

    Now I'm confused… Shall I invite “him and my room to **** him?” … Is he inviting me or my room?
    That's weird and doesn't make any sense. Since when rooms are able to **** people? What shocks me is not him inviting me in that special and romantic way, but inviting my room? I find it very rude… I'll be posting “Don't Cold Invite my Room. It has feelings aswell”

    Help in figuring out what this brilliant mind wanted to say will be well appreciated.

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