I get so many and sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand what they are after. Although, in retrospect, I guess it is pretty obvious what they are always after.
Anyway, I have a hard time saying ass because I was brought up using the word arse so sometimes, when I see a request for mine and I am not interested, I tell them I don't have one “but I have a pair of old mules that are worn out and I am thinking of getting rid of, you're welcome to them”. Of course, invariably, they don't have a clue what (a pair of) mules are.
Right… I've logged just to watch the new update which took me … 1 minute (was the time I spent online), and had a Cookie Monster gracing me with his presence and romantic words, that certainly have made my day a little better:
Him: invite me baby your room and fuck me
Now I'm confused… Shall I invite “him and my room to **** him?” … Is he inviting me or my room? That's weird and doesn't make any sense. Since when rooms are able to **** people? What shocks me is not him inviting me in that special and romantic way, but inviting my room? I find it very rude… I'll be posting “Don't Cold Invite my Room. It has feelings aswell”
Help in figuring out what this brilliant mind wanted to say will be well appreciated.
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