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  • #19559
    Lover
    Participant

    LMAO honey….
    Give him your room, we just need our terrace..and in winter we have our yacht…lol

    #19560
    Nat33
    Participant

    It's very simple Marilyn, I don't speak well English but I understand that he want:
    He want that you fuck him with your room ! or a 3 some with you and your room !
    Simple no ?  ;D

    #19561
    Marilyn
    Participant

    @Lover, don't give details. People will think that we are rich, lol. Never speak about your patrimony in public.

    @Nat, lol!!
    I think that he was using me to seduce my room. In fact he wanted my room in his bed.

    #19562
    hentaiboy69
    Participant
    #19563
    Marilyn
    Participant

    OT: I'm not making fun of his spelling. The english is not my main language and I spell it with mistakes sometimes.

    #19564
    Lover
    Participant

    We all don't love about his spelling – but his attitude is obviously and his style is asshole-style.

    #19565
    sexilicious
    Participant

    MA that is cruel, making fun of those with ESL :)

    I get so many and sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand what they are after. Although, in retrospect, I guess it is pretty obvious what they are always after.

    Anyway, I have a hard time saying ass because I was brought up using the word arse so sometimes, when I see a request for mine and I am not interested, I tell them I don't have one “but I have a pair of old mules that are worn out and I am thinking of getting rid of, you're welcome to them”. Of course, invariably, they don't have a clue what (a pair of) mules are.

    LOL I always refer to mules when people say ass. it is more correct and i'm not one to cuss. Just like dam is what the beaver's build :)

    #19566
    Marilyn
    Participant

    Some might know that I've got in my location: Achat Fashion Designer.
    Sometimes some approach me asking how are my designs, etc.

    Today i've had this:

    Him: and who designed you baby ? a genius ? :)
    Him: l'm sure about it :)
    Him: how are u doing perfect product of the hand of a genius ?

    I was a bit busy and haven't replied…

    Him: a pity you are mute baby :(

    But as he was being nice I said that I was busy and in the end he made me smile with his words. In this case I wouldn't call them bad pickups.

    #19567
    Rukya
    Participant

    One i got today :

    Him ( first words ) : want to see me cum rl ?
    me                        : no thanks

    LOL

    #19568
    Rukya
    Participant

    OH ….
    MY …
    GOD ….

    here a nice chat i got just few minutes ago :

    him  : how are you ?
    me  : i'm fine thanks
    him  : good
    him  : remember meeeeeeeeee? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

    too busy to anwser
    him  : nooooo lol its ok
    him  : is 500 ok hun ?

    still too busy to anwser
    him  : guess not lol

    return to my keyboard
    me  : 500 what ?
    him  : gift
    me  : you want make me a gift ?
    him  : yes
    me  : well , thanks :)
    him  : if you want to play
    him  : do you ?
    me  : what do you mean ?
    him  : have sex in my room
    me  : are you trying to pay me for sex ?
    him  : yeessssssss if you want ( he was courageous at this point to anwser this lol )
    me  i see , dont gift me then , i'm not a bitch
    him  : ok didnt mean u r ( what he meant then proposing to pay me for sex ? )
    him  :you need to correct your description
    me  : my description is good
    him  : it say
    him  : “i dont pay for sex “
    him  :  it should say ” you dont pay for sex “
    me   : but i didnt write ” gift me for sex “

    LOL
    there , this is the best i got tonight :)

    #19569
    Nat33
    Participant

    For the next time Rukya:
    1- take the gift
    2- first pose: dance
    3- action: slap the face
    4- exit the room
    5- Put the user in your ignore list

    That's all  8)

    I know, it's bad but sometimes it's good to be bad  ;D

    #19570
    tangoracer
    Participant

    LOL leaving the name in to let every one know how she is

    pamela00: sex for 400
    tangoracer to pamela00: what your going to pay me 400 to have sex with you
    tangoracer to pamela00: i can get sex for free so why would i pay for it
    pamela00: * cam show
    tangoracer to pamela00: mmmm but i can make you famus
    pamela00: haw
    pamela00: first gift thrn cam sex tallk
    pamela00: ay sou wet ay weithing gift end big dick in cam
    tangoracer to pamela00: send me the A$ then
    pamela00: ay can
    pamela00: you sen to me a dolars
    tangoracer to pamela00: no if you want sex with me you pay ME
    pamela00: you are sou agly
    tangoracer to pamela00: at lest i'm not a whore and sell myself for A$400
    pamela00: fack you
    tangoracer to pamela00: only for A$400
    pamela00: mens cant get gifts
    tangoracer to pamela00: yes that we can but I don't to whores
    pamela00: yu send me gift you get cam sex …lesbian sex …

    LOL don't you just love them    :) :) :)

    #19571
    Nat33
    Participant

    YES Tango  ;D
    I love Pamela, I'm afraid to fall in love with her so I put her with her girlfriends in my “ignore list”  :P

    #19572
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Lol, Nat, as most of them are after money I call it my “ign-whore” list :)

    #19573
    Rukya
    Participant

    Hmmm if you want my thoughs , she is a he .

    First she ask you sex seeing your “big dick” for 400 A$ , and then trying to add “lesbian sex” when “she” see that you refuse her first offer .

    Very pityfull lol  ;D

    Ps : @ Concerto : I love the word Ign-whore list

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