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September 25, 2013 at 3:25 pm #19559LoverParticipant
LMAO honey….
Give him your room, we just need our terrace..and in winter we have our yacht…lolSeptember 25, 2013 at 3:26 pm #19560Nat33ParticipantIt's very simple Marilyn, I don't speak well English but I understand that he want:
He want that you fuck him with your room ! or a 3 some with you and your room !
Simple no ?September 25, 2013 at 3:33 pm #19561MarilynParticipant@Lover, don't give details. People will think that we are rich, lol. Never speak about your patrimony in public.
@Nat, lol!!
I think that he was using me to seduce my room. In fact he wanted my room in his bed.September 25, 2013 at 3:52 pm #19562hentaiboy69ParticipantSeptember 25, 2013 at 4:02 pm #19563MarilynParticipantOT: I'm not making fun of his spelling. The english is not my main language and I spell it with mistakes sometimes.
September 25, 2013 at 4:08 pm #19564LoverParticipantWe all don't love about his spelling – but his attitude is obviously and his style is asshole-style.
September 26, 2013 at 12:34 am #19565sexiliciousParticipantMA that is cruel, making fun of those with ESL
I get so many and sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand what they are after. Although, in retrospect, I guess it is pretty obvious what they are always after.
Anyway, I have a hard time saying ass because I was brought up using the word arse so sometimes, when I see a request for mine and I am not interested, I tell them I don't have one “but I have a pair of old mules that are worn out and I am thinking of getting rid of, you're welcome to them”. Of course, invariably, they don't have a clue what (a pair of) mules are.
LOL I always refer to mules when people say ass. it is more correct and i'm not one to cuss. Just like dam is what the beaver's build
October 8, 2013 at 5:12 pm #19566MarilynParticipantSome might know that I've got in my location: Achat Fashion Designer.
Sometimes some approach me asking how are my designs, etc.Today i've had this:
Him: and who designed you baby ? a genius ?
Him: l'm sure about it
Him: how are u doing perfect product of the hand of a genius ?I was a bit busy and haven't replied…
Him: a pity you are mute baby
But as he was being nice I said that I was busy and in the end he made me smile with his words. In this case I wouldn't call them bad pickups.
October 8, 2013 at 7:46 pm #19567RukyaParticipantOne i got today :
Him ( first words ) : want to see me cum rl ?
me : no thanksLOL
October 8, 2013 at 8:55 pm #19568RukyaParticipantOH ….
MY …
GOD ….here a nice chat i got just few minutes ago :
him : how are you ?
me : i'm fine thanks
him : good
him : remember meeeeeeeeee? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?too busy to anwser
him : nooooo lol its ok
him : is 500 ok hun ?still too busy to anwser
him : guess not lolreturn to my keyboard
me : 500 what ?
him : gift
me : you want make me a gift ?
him : yes
me : well , thanks
him : if you want to play
him : do you ?
me : what do you mean ?
him : have sex in my room
me : are you trying to pay me for sex ?
him : yeessssssss if you want ( he was courageous at this point to anwser this lol )
me i see , dont gift me then , i'm not a bitch
him : ok didnt mean u r ( what he meant then proposing to pay me for sex ? )
him :you need to correct your description
me : my description is good
him : it say
him : “i dont pay for sex “
him : it should say ” you dont pay for sex “
me : but i didnt write ” gift me for sex “LOL
there , this is the best i got tonightOctober 8, 2013 at 9:33 pm #19569Nat33ParticipantFor the next time Rukya:
1- take the gift
2- first pose: dance
3- action: slap the face
4- exit the room
5- Put the user in your ignore listThat's all
I know, it's bad but sometimes it's good to be bad
October 12, 2013 at 10:03 pm #19570tangoracerParticipantLOL leaving the name in to let every one know how she is
pamela00: sex for 400
tangoracer to pamela00: what your going to pay me 400 to have sex with you
tangoracer to pamela00: i can get sex for free so why would i pay for it
pamela00: * cam show
tangoracer to pamela00: mmmm but i can make you famus
pamela00: haw
pamela00: first gift thrn cam sex tallk
pamela00: ay sou wet ay weithing gift end big dick in cam
tangoracer to pamela00: send me the A$ then
pamela00: ay can
pamela00: you sen to me a dolars
tangoracer to pamela00: no if you want sex with me you pay ME
pamela00: you are sou agly
tangoracer to pamela00: at lest i'm not a whore and sell myself for A$400
pamela00: fack you
tangoracer to pamela00: only for A$400
pamela00: mens cant get gifts
tangoracer to pamela00: yes that we can but I don't to whores
pamela00: yu send me gift you get cam sex …lesbian sex …LOL don't you just love them
October 12, 2013 at 11:28 pm #19571Nat33ParticipantYES Tango
I love Pamela, I'm afraid to fall in love with her so I put her with her girlfriends in my “ignore list”October 13, 2013 at 1:32 am #19572AnonymousGuestLol, Nat, as most of them are after money I call it my “ign-whore” list
October 13, 2013 at 2:08 pm #19573RukyaParticipantHmmm if you want my thoughs , she is a he .
First she ask you sex seeing your “big dick” for 400 A$ , and then trying to add “lesbian sex” when “she” see that you refuse her first offer .
Very pityfull lol
Ps : @ Concerto : I love the word Ign-whore list
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