The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[sinnnn]

Hi have u ever taste a she-male? 

If I have would you stay or go away.  Anyway seriously I never had in real life so doing you here won't make a big dif.  You soooo don't have to use that line on me.  As far as I see it, your a dude with boobs or a chic with a dick  .  It still comes out all good.  So less advertising what you are. Its personality I like.  If you can't come up with better lines then that sheesh :

[Janine Dee]

Medically I believe the majority are dudes with boobs. While I read that a vagina CAN be surgically fashioned into a penis it's a matter of hormonal treatments for a man to develop breasts.

I actually met a guy who was undergoing those treatments… the surgical part I read because I was damn curious what they did with sex changes.

[sinnnn]

SOOOO, what did they do?  You got me curious.  I remember my Bio Teacher telling me that all men had virginas, she was like, What you think they drilled a hole in a guy?  Always meant to check if she was bullshitting me.  Also told us that men do have their own form of PMS to.

[Janine Dee]

I don't really remember all the details, but basically it's a matter of inside out or outside in. Since you need the flesh with the nerve endings already there.

[Bear]

Pretty close,…there has been a number of advancements and new techniques…would rather a Trans-woman comment it on it then pass my second hand knowledge of the matter. Procedures vary from doctor to doctor…I do know that hormonal treatment is used considerable…not just for creating boobs,… My acquaintance was undergoing the hormonal treatment,yet “he” indicated it was a requirement even post surgical.  What was interesting, though I am not certain all require it,..his counselor required him to live a full year as a woman (transvestite) before proceeding into the per-op phase. I do know he was on the hormones at that period.

I hold a lot of empathy for people having to go through that phase,…society isn't the most accommodating. He lost his job as a mechanic for that…

sinnnn I was starting to feel sorry for you,..acting so depressed,..even considered finally consenting to the rope treatment just to make you happy,…but laying “that” on the table…this mustang is running free and bolting.

[sinnnn]

Oh babe I love free range Mustang.  Who wants one already broken.

[Janine Dee]

The hormone treatment makes sense. The body would want to revert to the levels genetics are telling it to produce.

The requiring them to live a full year as the gender they are getting reassigned to is a REALLY good idea. This isn't like letting an unwanted piercing grow closed.

And if Sinnnn wants ya she'll get ya, but you'll be happy she did. 

[sinnnn]

This is from misstres

want you to work for me like as whore, ok?

I don't usually put a name out there but she is whoring and wants to whore chics out, also she is selling pics of herself.  So is it a buyer beware?

[Anonymous]

virginas?!?!?!?

   

rotflmao!!!

[Bear]

sinnnn…The “PMS” thing about men is true. Obviously related to monthly changes in the hormone balance and not as severe as what women exhibit. varies with men..4-6 week pattern…exhibited by mood swings.

[sinnnn]

So that explains why bobby likes to try and spank me every few weeks.  Key word is try.  Thanks bear.

[Bear]

Well if you point to my package and refer to it as a viginas, I'd want to spank you too..

[Anonymous]

try?!?  exactly!  hard to do anything to you if you're never around…or if you only drop in for 2 minutes just to check messages and don't even bother to say “hi”

[sinnnn]

Hehehe Keep sticking your tongue and I'll put it to work.  If you don't offer I won't stay.  I don't hear a offer.

[Anonymous]

oh so now we're back to this again  :

here, have some more tongue      i know how much you enjoy it 

i think i made the offer pretty clear in the message that was sent 

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