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  • #18761
    sinnnn
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      heya sexy
      wanna have a mff group sex
      the dude has the poses
      heya beautiful
      wanna have a group sex
      make me your bitch
      your whore
      i will submit myself 2 you

      and really must have been bored, because I was curious as to how far she would go til she realize she was being ignored.

      #18762
      sinnnn
      Participant

        Hi have u ever taste a she-male? 

        If I have would you stay or go away.  Anyway seriously I never had in real life so doing you here won't make a big dif.  You soooo don't have to use that line on me.  As far as I see it, your a dude with boobs ;D or a chic with a dick  ;D.  It still comes out all good.  So less advertising what you are. Its personality I like.  If you can't come up with better lines then that sheesh ::)

        #18763
        Janine Dee
        Participant

          Medically I believe the majority are dudes with boobs. While I read that a vagina CAN be surgically fashioned into a penis it's a matter of hormonal treatments for a man to develop breasts.

          I actually met a guy who was undergoing those treatments… the surgical part I read because I was damn curious what they did with sex changes.

          #18764
          sinnnn
          Participant

            SOOOO, what did they do?  You got me curious.  I remember my Bio Teacher telling me that all men had virginas, she was like, What you think they drilled a hole in a guy?  Always meant to check if she was bullshitting me.  Also told us that men do have their own form of PMS to. ;D

            #18765
            Janine Dee
            Participant

              I don't really remember all the details, but basically it's a matter of inside out or outside in. Since you need the flesh with the nerve endings already there.

              #18766
              Bear
              Participant

                Pretty close,…there has been a number of advancements and new techniques…would rather a Trans-woman comment it on it then pass my second hand knowledge of the matter. Procedures vary from doctor to doctor…I do know that hormonal treatment is used considerable…not just for creating boobs,… My acquaintance was undergoing the hormonal treatment,yet “he” indicated it was a requirement even post surgical.  What was interesting, though I am not certain all require it,..his counselor required him to live a full year as a woman (transvestite) before proceeding into the per-op phase. I do know he was on the hormones at that period.

                I hold a lot of empathy for people having to go through that phase,…society isn't the most accommodating. He lost his job as a mechanic for that…

                sinnnn I was starting to feel sorry for you,..acting so depressed,..even considered finally consenting to the rope treatment just to make you happy,…but laying “that” on the table…this mustang is running free and bolting.

                #18767
                sinnnn
                Participant

                  Oh babe I love free range Mustang.  Who wants one already broken. ;)

                  #18768
                  Janine Dee
                  Participant

                    The hormone treatment makes sense. The body would want to revert to the levels genetics are telling it to produce.

                    The requiring them to live a full year as the gender they are getting reassigned to is a REALLY good idea. This isn't like letting an unwanted piercing grow closed.

                    And if Sinnnn wants ya she'll get ya, but you'll be happy she did.  ;D

                    #18769
                    sinnnn
                    Participant

                      This is from misstres

                      want you to work for me like as whore, ok?

                      I don't usually put a name out there but she is whoring and wants to whore chics out, also she is selling pics of herself.  So is it a buyer beware?

                      #18770
                      Anonymous

                        virginas?!?!?!?

                        :D  :D  :D

                        rotflmao!!!

                        #18771
                        Bear
                        Participant

                          sinnnn…The “PMS” thing about men is true. Obviously related to monthly changes in the hormone balance and not as severe as what women exhibit. varies with men..4-6 week pattern…exhibited by mood swings.

                          #18772
                          sinnnn
                          Participant

                            So that explains why bobby likes to try and spank me every few weeks.  Key word is try.  Thanks bear.

                            #18773
                            Bear
                            Participant

                              Well if you point to my package and refer to it as a viginas, I'd want to spank you too..

                              #18774
                              Anonymous

                                try?!?  exactly!  hard to do anything to you if you're never around…or if you only drop in for 2 minutes just to check messages and don't even bother to say “hi”

                                :P

                                #18775
                                sinnnn
                                Participant

                                  Hehehe Keep sticking your tongue and I'll put it to work.  If you don't offer I won't stay.  I don't hear a offer. ;D

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