The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Brandybee]

I logged on just to check a query, no intention to play or chat and within a few minutes …

HIT 1 : hi
HIT 1: let me fuck you baby  ( sends cold invite )
HIT 2: group
HIT 3: salam
HIT 4: I want to fuck your dirty ass, bb.. Your pussy very hairy?
HIT 5: hii
HIT 5: i am 23 years old
HIT 5: lovely mature women  ( MATURE ????  Grrrr )
HIT 5: i wnat to meet yo      (sends cold invite )

My friends pity message to cheer me up LOL  (After I told him of above ): i just woke up.. and find you – the sun that warms my heart

HIT 6: hi.
HIT 6: you want sex  ( Sends cold invite )

Wow,  I feel so lucky to be so attractive 

[Nat33]

Wow,  I feel so lucky to be so attractive   

You know, Its often like that on AChat 
For me It's often:
Hey slut,I want to fuck your ass
My answer is:
1° OH yes come quickly, I'm in fire
2° My ass hurt me, sorry, I can't
3° YES my love
4° with what ?
5° sorry I'm here to learn english

and so on…

It depends on my mood, time and person.
If people discussing a bit instead of clicking, it would be better I think.

[zoerink]

Well… im gonna explain what happend to me not one time… some of them:

SHE: hello
Me: hello, how are you.
SHE: Im fine, are you interesting in my pics?
ME: No, ty, have a nice day.
SHE: You can see me naked for 200 achat dollars… and i will let you fuck me.
ME: Im not interesting.
SHE: WHY? are you gay? you like men?
ME: Please.. dont disturb me… im not you are looking for.
SHE: FUCK YOU!!!
(my ignore list grow up).

Well… is not literal, sometimes girls ask me for achat dollars for pics, skype cam to cam for money, and all kind of things, and when i say im not interesting, some of them try to insult, or dont respect that I DONT PAY FOR SEX, FOR PICS, SKYPE, OR SIMILARS…

Achat is a big world… and we can found all over there…

Other words i read sometimes: (first words from someone i dont know)

– wanna fuck my tigh ass??
– cold invitations.
– Wanna give me a gift and fuck me?.
– more cold invitations after declined.
– more cold invitations after declined and say NO.
– I can understand sometimes in free members who dont know how to play, or just dont know nothing about the game, but in old members… is like a devil inside me want to kill someone.
– Hello, i want a rp with you. (after say no.. insist… ).

For all this reasons, my ignore list is full!!!… sometimes i think i can be so radical, sometimes sure i have a mistake with someone, but is clear that all we write in this post… have same “worst pick up lines ever… “.

Kisses to all!!!

[SireniaAilyn]

LOL,my ignore list is growing by leaps and bounds,and Im pretty new to AChat.I try to give new non subscribed members the benefit of a doubt,but damn,some are just hell bent on getting laid regardless….and it doesnt matter the orientation either.I like having a great cybering experience on here,but wow,some are so freaking pushy.

[zoerink]

LOL,my ignore list is growing by leaps and bounds,and Im pretty new to AChat.I try to give new non subscribed members the benefit of a doubt,but damn,some are just hell bent on getting laid regardless….and it doesnt matter the orientation either.I like having a great cybering experience on here,but wow,some are so freaking pushy.

LOL

Welcome Sirenia

[Ginuwine]

i have one…

Her: hi
Me:hello
Her:feeling horny?
Me:depends if the person can make me..
Her:200A$ for fuck me
Me:no thanks
Her: why not, i would fuck myself if i was horny, i am hot
Me:then u should prolly do it
Me:lol
well got me on the ignore list…. but it saved me the trouble,lol 

[SireniaAilyn]

i have one…

Her: hi
Me:hello
Her:feeling horny?
Me:depends if the person can make me..
Her:200A$ for fuck me
Me:no thanks
Her: why not, i would fuck myself if i was horny, i am hot
Me:then u should prolly do it
Me:lol
well got me on the ignore list…. but it saved me the trouble,lol 

That is too funny LOL

[Rukya]

Another stupid one lol . Its a festival this week  :

him   : hello sexy ass little girl
me    : hello
him   : hru
me    : what ? ( in fact i knew what it meant , but i wanted him to write it fully )
him   : hru mean how are you
me    : i'm fine thanks
him   : ur ass good in riding dicks ( it start to be worst since here )
me    : i dont think
him   : lets try
me    : no

cold invit
cold invit
cold invit

me    : hmm do you mind if i ignore you

cold invit

him   : yes i mind you cant

cold invit
cold invit

me    : really ?

cold invit

me    : well , look if i cant

cold invit

him   yea really

cold invit

new member of my ignore list , cold invit canceled

hahaha how pityfull

[Nat33]

Yes this week is a festival as you say Rukya 
I don't understand why he asked to a lesbian to climb his dick?
And I also think there's another way to introduce !
Although this one don't bother me if I know but the first time I hesitate euh 5 seconds 
Another who can't read.
There are no schools in their countries to learn to read?  :

[bluedenim]

This thread really cracks me up… it's so true!!

Then I look at “The reasons girls don't answer” (or whatever the thread is called) and I think…..  How can you not know!

[Bostonbadass]

^^^ So true, plenty of laughs to be found here.

As Lover said, on the first page, “Wanna room for A$?” Seriously? If I was desperate enough to pay for sex, I wouldn't buy it on a computer game 
But other than that, I'd say the worst ones are when people go super perv on you. Like damn, not even a hello? I don't enjoy the game so very much when I don't know someone in the slightest… Heck, my best lovers (probably spouse soon ) on here I didn't even room with the first 2-3 times I chatted with them!

[Lover]

OT: Boston, you know we're just starting a halloween party in our AChat Bar and Grill https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1760.msg61828.html
Join us with your lover/soon spouse… oh and we also always are prepared for a wedding cerenomy and party

[Bostonbadass]

Heh, thanks lover. But hey it takes two to tango, perhaps she says no so no guarantees yet 
Interested to see how this would work out, will check it out now.

[tangoracer]

I did laugh today got a clod invite  (head in hands)   

Tangoracer to Robot Girl : Please at lest say Hi or Hello
Robot Girl to Tangoracer : I'm new here
Tangoracer to Robot Girl : Its only polite to talk before inviting
Robot Girl to Tangoracer : But I don't know you
Tangoracer to Robot Girl : SO what make you think I will room with you with out talking first
Tangoracer to Robot Girl : and how do you get to know people if you don't talk

NO reply

[zoerink]

This one is from 2 minutes ago:

SHE: Hello
Me: Hello.
SHE: wanna fuck me for 200 A$?
ME: No, thank you. I dont want to fuck you paying or free.
SHE: FUCK OFF.

Sometimes i think some people is really sick. 

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