The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Nat33]

This one is from 2 minutes ago:

SHE: Hello
Me: Hello.
SHE: wanna fuck me for 200 A$?
ME: No, thank you. I dont want to fuck you paying or free.
SHE: FUCK OFF.

Sometimes i think some people is really sick. 

I think something else me, more rude for her
Short meeting but it shortens the suffering 
This happens to me every day, girls asking for gifts cry to go in room with me, I don't answer or I'm asking 15000 A$ for 5 minutes 

[zoerink]

This one is from 2 minutes ago:

SHE: Hello
Me: Hello.
SHE: wanna fuck me for 200 A$?
ME: No, thank you. I dont want to fuck you paying or free.
SHE: FUCK OFF.

Sometimes i think some people is really sick. 

I think something else me, more rude for her
Short meeting but it shortens the suffering 
This happens to me every day, girls asking for gifts cry to go in room with me, I don't answer or I'm asking 15000 A$ for 5 minutes 

15000 x 5 minutes??? this is bullshit, you have no price!!!! 

Anyway, we have the luck we can put in a ignore list those who dont respect our way to do things… 

[tangoracer]

This one is from 2 minutes ago:

SHE: Hello
Me: Hello.
SHE: wanna fuck me for 200 A$?
ME: No, thank you. I dont want to fuck you paying or free.
SHE: FUCK OFF.

Sometimes i think some people is really sick. 

I think something else me, more rude for her
Short meeting but it shortens the suffering 
This happens to me every day, girls asking for gifts cry to go in room with me, I don't answer or I'm asking 15000 A$ for 5 minutes 

15000 x 5 minutes??? this is bullshit, you have no price!!!! 

Anyway, we have the luck we can put in a ignore list those who dont respect our way to do things… 

like your style Nat  I always say yes when I get the gitf you send me the A$200 and i will happerly room with you

[Nat33]

The sex is free and should remain free for everyone 

[OliU]

she: hi
me: hi
she: hellllooooo
me: yes…hello
she: how r u babbyyyyyyyyy
me: I'm fine – hopefuly same to you?

FIRST INVITE – DECLINED

SECOND INVITE – DECLINED

me: uhm….you are homo so what's the sense of inviting me?
me: don't wanna play cards in room
she: do u fuke meeeeeeeee

THIRD INVITE – DECLINED

one positive point: she TRIED to talk. But why the hell should I fuck a lesbian girl? I take a look in every avatar if somebody is writing to me.
And lesbian avatars and also some “love BBC” and “owned by BBC Studs”  just won't work somehow because I'm neither Lesbian nor BBC. 
Really cannot understand why this is so difficult to understand.

[Nat33]

Really cannot understand why this is so difficult to understand.

I don't know but if you have the answer one day… I take 
I often say ” I think a lot of users need to learn to read”
And also we don't want at this time, we are free.
I also read the profile before answering and if it does not suit me I even take the trouble to answer if it lasts for hours because a lot don't understand or they don't want !

[Nat33]

First contact with a new French girl on the game today (Very short contact), I receive this:

Masquee: je remarque une ressemblance entre toi et gariguette, vous etes soignées dans le meme hopital psyhiatrique ?
Nat33 to Masquee: bonjour, je ne comprends pas, qui est gariguette ?
Masquee: trop des bittes dans ton cul, et voila ton cerveau ne marche plus
Nat33 to Masquee: ah ok, je comprends mieux il suffit de me parler de bites :p et je peux faire quoi pour toi ? pourquoi me dire tout ça ?
Masquee: je m'amuse
Nat33 to Masquee: d'accord, bonne continuation alors

Traduction:
Masquee: I noticed a resemblance between you and gariguette, you are treated in the same hospital psyhiatrique?
Nat33 to Masquee: hello, I don't understand, which is gariguette?
Masquee: too cocks in your ass, and voila your brain does not work anymore
Nat33 to Masquee: ah ok, I understand better It was enough to tell me about cocks :p and I can do anything for you? why tell me all this?
Masquee: I enjoy
Nat33 to Masquee: okay, good continuation then;)

I didn't put on my ignore list, I think I love her  :
Her pseudo Masquee mean Masked in french !!!
I don't hide the nickname, I don't have hidden mine

If you want an original French girl, then invite her 

[Anonymous]

Lol, I am more interested in the “strawberry” that you appear to have had a liaison with (particularly now that I have seen her photo).

[Brandybee]

Crying with laughter …  Nat33 Please don't ever change and I  love your English French.  You kill me…  :-*

[Lover]

LMAO…Nat, i hope you talk to her again and post it here

[Nat33]

It was her who approached me like that, they are the only words I had with her.
She has not spoken to me since and I don't try to talk to her either.
I may try an approach because that seemed to me to be an interesting case 

[Lydiarose]

this was say to me by a guy .. hi girl did you just fart beacuse you blow me away

[Nat33]

this was say to me by a guy .. hi girl did you just fart beacuse you blow me away

This is an interesting suggestion and approach  :
I tell you, they are not all locked !
They are free on AChat 

[Brandybee]

You took his breath away … maybe the jasmine effect  😮

[ily1990]

Probably been posted before but…

“Hey I'm new to this game can you show me how to play?”

Or ESPECIALLY with me…

“Ive never been with a shemale [that word pisses me off] before, can i try it with you?”

Tip guys, if you want to get with a tgirl, DONT CALL US SHEMALES!

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