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  • #19589
    Nat33
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      This one is from 2 minutes ago:

      SHE: Hello
      Me: Hello.
      SHE: wanna fuck me for 200 A$?
      ME: No, thank you. I dont want to fuck you paying or free.
      SHE: FUCK OFF.

      Sometimes i think some people is really sick. 

      I think something else me, more rude for her ;)
      Short meeting but it shortens the suffering  ;D
      This happens to me every day, girls asking for gifts cry to go in room with me, I don't answer or I'm asking 15000 A$ for 5 minutes  ;D

      #19590
      zoerink
      Participant

        This one is from 2 minutes ago:

        SHE: Hello
        Me: Hello.
        SHE: wanna fuck me for 200 A$?
        ME: No, thank you. I dont want to fuck you paying or free.
        SHE: FUCK OFF.

        Sometimes i think some people is really sick. 

        I think something else me, more rude for her ;)
        Short meeting but it shortens the suffering  ;D
        This happens to me every day, girls asking for gifts cry to go in room with me, I don't answer or I'm asking 15000 A$ for 5 minutes  ;D

        15000 x 5 minutes??? this is bullshit, you have no price!!!!  ;D

        Anyway, we have the luck we can put in a ignore list those who dont respect our way to do things…  ;)

        #19591
        tangoracer
        Participant

          This one is from 2 minutes ago:

          SHE: Hello
          Me: Hello.
          SHE: wanna fuck me for 200 A$?
          ME: No, thank you. I dont want to fuck you paying or free.
          SHE: FUCK OFF.

          Sometimes i think some people is really sick. 

          I think something else me, more rude for her ;)
          Short meeting but it shortens the suffering  ;D
          This happens to me every day, girls asking for gifts cry to go in room with me, I don't answer or I'm asking 15000 A$ for 5 minutes  ;D

          15000 x 5 minutes??? this is bullshit, you have no price!!!!  ;D

          Anyway, we have the luck we can put in a ignore list those who dont respect our way to do things…  ;)

          like your style Nat  I always say yes when I get the gitf you send me the A$200 and i will happerly room with you

          #19592
          Nat33
          Participant

            The sex is free and should remain free for everyone  8)

            #19593
            OliU
            Participant

              she: hi
              me: hi
              she: hellllooooo
              me: yes…hello
              she: how r u babbyyyyyyyyy
              me: I'm fine – hopefuly same to you?

              FIRST INVITE – DECLINED

              SECOND INVITE – DECLINED

              me: uhm….you are homo so what's the sense of inviting me?
              me: don't wanna play cards in room
              she: do u fuke meeeeeeeee

              THIRD INVITE – DECLINED

              ;D one positive point: she TRIED to talk. But why the hell should I fuck a lesbian girl? I take a look in every avatar if somebody is writing to me.
              And lesbian avatars and also some “love BBC” and “owned by BBC Studs”  just won't work somehow because I'm neither Lesbian nor BBC.  :)
              Really cannot understand why this is so difficult to understand.

              #19594
              Nat33
              Participant

                Really cannot understand why this is so difficult to understand.

                I don't know but if you have the answer one day… I take  ;D
                I often say ” I think a lot of users need to learn to read”
                And also we don't want at this time, we are free.
                I also read the profile before answering and if it does not suit me I even take the trouble to answer if it lasts for hours because a lot don't understand or they don't want !

                #19595
                Nat33
                Participant

                  First contact with a new French girl on the game today (Very short contact), I receive this:

                  Masquee: je remarque une ressemblance entre toi et gariguette, vous etes soignées dans le meme hopital psyhiatrique ?
                  Nat33 to Masquee: bonjour, je ne comprends pas, qui est gariguette ?
                  Masquee: trop des bittes dans ton cul, et voila ton cerveau ne marche plus
                  Nat33 to Masquee: ah ok, je comprends mieux :) il suffit de me parler de bites :p et je peux faire quoi pour toi ? pourquoi me dire tout ça ?
                  Masquee: je m'amuse
                  Nat33 to Masquee: d'accord, bonne continuation alors ;)

                  Traduction:
                  Masquee: I noticed a resemblance between you and gariguette, you are treated in the same hospital psyhiatrique?
                  Nat33 to Masquee: hello, I don't understand, which is gariguette?
                  Masquee: too cocks in your ass, and voila your brain does not work anymore
                  Nat33 to Masquee: ah ok, I understand better :) It was enough to tell me about cocks :p and I can do anything for you? why tell me all this?
                  Masquee: I enjoy
                  Nat33 to Masquee: okay, good continuation then;)

                  I didn't put on my ignore list, I think I love her  ::)
                  Her pseudo Masquee mean Masked in french !!!
                  I don't hide the nickname, I don't have hidden mine

                  If you want an original French girl, then invite her  ;D

                  #19596
                  Anonymous

                    Lol, I am more interested in the “strawberry” that you appear to have had a liaison with :) (particularly now that I have seen her photo).

                    #19597
                    Brandybee
                    Participant

                      Crying with laughter …  Nat33 Please don't ever change and I  love your English French.  You kill me…  :-*

                      #19598
                      Lover
                      Participant

                        LMAO…Nat, i hope you talk to her again and post it here :D

                        #19599
                        Nat33
                        Participant

                          It was her who approached me like that, they are the only words I had with her.
                          She has not spoken to me since and I don't try to talk to her either.
                          I may try an approach because that seemed to me to be an interesting case  ;D

                          #19600
                          Lydiarose
                          Participant

                            this was say to me by a guy .. hi girl did you just fart beacuse you blow me away

                            #19601
                            Nat33
                            Participant

                              this was say to me by a guy .. hi girl did you just fart beacuse you blow me away

                              This is an interesting suggestion and approach  ::)
                              I tell you, they are not all locked !
                              They are free on AChat  ;D

                              #19602
                              Brandybee
                              Participant

                                You took his breath away … maybe the jasmine effect  😮

                                #19603
                                ily1990
                                Participant

                                  Probably been posted before but…

                                  “Hey I'm new to this game can you show me how to play?”

                                  Or ESPECIALLY with me…

                                  “Ive never been with a shemale [that word pisses me off] before, can i try it with you?”

                                  Tip guys, if you want to get with a tgirl, DONT CALL US SHEMALES!

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