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  • January 29, 2014 at 4:46 am #19637
    FoxyRoxxy
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    Lick your fingers and touch the girls clothes and say “how bout me and you get outa these wet clothes

    Girl…are you a private eye? Because I saw you checking out my package

    Hey Babe, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!

    (Give a girl a penny) then say “how much can i get with this”

    I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free

    If  i was a fly I'd land on you first, Because you're the sh*t

    January 29, 2014 at 5:21 am #19638
    HisGirlOnly
    Participant

    Absolute worst pick up line

    Do you want to see where I hide the bodies?

    January 29, 2014 at 9:44 am #19639
    Brandybee
    Participant

    Absolute worst pick up line

    Do you want to see where I hide the bodies?

    Actually, I may use that with the next  Cookie Monster  lol  Great retort.  ::)

    January 29, 2014 at 10:02 am #19640
    hentaiboy69
    Participant

    hey, Roxxy, your pic isn't working…..fix it, please!

    January 31, 2014 at 5:41 am #19641
    FoxyRoxxy
    Participant

    Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?

    January 31, 2014 at 5:42 am #19642
    FoxyRoxxy
    Participant

    Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

    January 31, 2014 at 8:02 am #19643
    hentaiboy69
    Participant

    Lol……i can imagine a direct answer like “Sorry, i lost mine too!”

    January 31, 2014 at 5:01 pm #19644
    HisGirlOnly
    Participant

    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

    Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

    Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

    kinda sweet  :)

    January 31, 2014 at 5:04 pm #19645
    hentaiboy69
    Participant

    Well, HGO…..i can answer yes to the first one, cause it's part of my job!  ;D

    January 31, 2014 at 6:00 pm #19646
    HisGirlOnly
    Participant

    really? omg mine to  :D

    January 31, 2014 at 6:22 pm #19647
    hentaiboy69
    Participant

    lol…..that's really a nice coincidence!  :D

    January 31, 2014 at 6:34 pm #19648
    HisGirlOnly
    Participant


    “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
    ― Barbara Bush 

    February 1, 2014 at 6:16 am #19649
    FoxyRoxxy
    Participant

    I lost my virginity… can I have yours?

    February 1, 2014 at 7:43 am #19650
    HisGirlOnly
    Participant


    Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

    For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

    Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

    Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

    Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

    I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

    February 1, 2014 at 4:00 pm #19651
    hukk
    Participant

    *writes down all these pick up lines*

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    Hoo man, it's as if Fort Knox is giving away gold, because this is what these pick up lines are to me! I needed new material to break the ice. Thanks people!

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