Skip to content

The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

- Not logged in to forum -

The forums › Everything about sex and love › The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

Tagged: 

Viewing 15 posts - 946 through 960 (of 1,075 total)
1 2 3 … 63 64 65 … 70 71 72
  • Author
    Posts
  • January 29, 2014 at 4:46 am #19637
    FoxyRoxxy
    Participant

      Lick your fingers and touch the girls clothes and say “how bout me and you get outa these wet clothes

      Girl…are you a private eye? Because I saw you checking out my package

      Hey Babe, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!

      (Give a girl a penny) then say “how much can i get with this”

      I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free

      If  i was a fly I'd land on you first, Because you're the sh*t

      January 29, 2014 at 5:21 am #19638
      HisGirlOnly
      Participant

        Absolute worst pick up line

        Do you want to see where I hide the bodies?

        January 29, 2014 at 9:44 am #19639
        Brandybee
        Participant

          Absolute worst pick up line

          Do you want to see where I hide the bodies?

          Actually, I may use that with the next  Cookie Monster  lol  Great retort.  ::)

          January 29, 2014 at 10:02 am #19640
          hentaiboy69
          Participant

            hey, Roxxy, your pic isn't working…..fix it, please!

            January 31, 2014 at 5:41 am #19641
            FoxyRoxxy
            Participant

              Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?

              January 31, 2014 at 5:42 am #19642
              FoxyRoxxy
              Participant

                Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

                January 31, 2014 at 8:02 am #19643
                hentaiboy69
                Participant

                  Lol……i can imagine a direct answer like “Sorry, i lost mine too!”

                  January 31, 2014 at 5:01 pm #19644
                  HisGirlOnly
                  Participant

                    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

                    Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

                    Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

                    kinda sweet  :)

                    January 31, 2014 at 5:04 pm #19645
                    hentaiboy69
                    Participant

                      Well, HGO…..i can answer yes to the first one, cause it's part of my job!  ;D

                      January 31, 2014 at 6:00 pm #19646
                      HisGirlOnly
                      Participant

                        really? omg mine to  :D

                        January 31, 2014 at 6:22 pm #19647
                        hentaiboy69
                        Participant

                          lol…..that's really a nice coincidence!  :D

                          January 31, 2014 at 6:34 pm #19648
                          HisGirlOnly
                          Participant


                            “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
                            ― Barbara Bush 

                            February 1, 2014 at 6:16 am #19649
                            FoxyRoxxy
                            Participant

                              I lost my virginity… can I have yours?

                              February 1, 2014 at 7:43 am #19650
                              HisGirlOnly
                              Participant


                                Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

                                For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

                                Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

                                Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

                                Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

                                I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

                                February 1, 2014 at 4:00 pm #19651
                                hukk
                                Participant

                                  *writes down all these pick up lines*

                                  deon-cole-take-notes-o.gif

                                  Hoo man, it's as if Fort Knox is giving away gold, because this is what these pick up lines are to me! I needed new material to break the ice. Thanks people!

                                • Author
                                  Posts
                                Viewing 15 posts - 946 through 960 (of 1,075 total)
                                1 2 3 … 63 64 65 … 70 71 72
                                • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.

                                Optimizing new Forum... Try it, and report bugs to support.

                                The forums › Everything about sex and love › The Worst Pick Up lines EVER