The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Justlna]

*writes down all these pick up lines*
Hoo man, it's as if Fort Knox is giving away gold, because this is what these pick up lines are to me! I needed new material to break the ice. Thanks people!

So you want to be among the worst?

[HisGirlOnly]

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.   

[FoxyRoxxy]

do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!

Does your dad own a dairy company, 'cause you've got a nice set of jugs

Hi im a thief and im here to steal your heart

Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock

Do you have a band-aid? Cuz i scraped my knee falling for you

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

[FoxyRoxxy]

Lol……i can imagine a direct answer like “Sorry, i lost mine too!”

  lol

[HisGirlOnly]

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

You're the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

[Anonymous]

HGO said…

You're the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Ten years? Hahaha, the other seven or eight will all be boys?

[hukk]

So you want to be among the worst?

I would feel honored to have my name mentioned as someone who provides some of the worst pick up lines here on achat. :

You're the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

At its core I understand it's intended to be sweet. But for whatever reason, I can only pictured a deranged wide eyed lunatic saying this, while holding rope in one hand and Vaseline in the other.

[Lover]

YOu may not like them but i dont think these are worst pick up lines… and from my own experience i can say, some of them really work
They are not insulting, aggressive or treating you bad. And its far from “hi babe how are you?”

[Ginuwine]

Well i was having a very pleasant chat with Brandy when this happened…. got to say, full of contradictions… well a fun read (Its a Female Char btw ) Name Edited to prevent any embarassment

Bman7: hi Gin!
Ginuwine to Bman7: hello
Bman7: you got a nice face
Ginuwine to Bman7: lol, thanks.. i think you lost your panties (She wasnt wearing anything down under )
Bman7: you wear that hat in bed–while ridin'
Bman7: dont need en i play with myself too much
Ginuwine to Bman7: are you a fan of Batman?
Bman7: of course
Ginuwine to Bman7: well no offence, seeing a chick named batman kinda rings alarms
Bman7: its my husbands computer, hon
Ginuwine to Bman7: whats that got to do with the name? i dont understand
Bman7: wow lil hostile, i just use his account, take it easy shit
Ginuwine to Bman7: well look whose being hostile, i am just asking casually

Well after that, used the ignore button… from a fan of batman, husbands computer and to using his account… Dont insult my Intelligence pls

[HisGirlOnly]

C'mon baby, show us your pink bits

[Rukya]

@Ginuwine : Hmmm … i dont see where he was hostile …  :

[Brandybee]

I think  the Bman may have been a guy pretending to be a girl.  😮

[HisGirlOnly]

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.  ( i actually like this one )

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

[hukk]

Changed the girls name here. A little exchange I had yesterday.

Hornygirl: Mmm..you look hot and sexy. I want to do things to you.
Hukk to Hornygirl: Oooo yea baby. Keep talking. What kind of things?
Hornygirl: Naughty things. Like suck your cock deep. And lick your big balls.
Hukk to Hornygirl: *rubs my nipples* Keep going. Don't stop.
Hornygirl: Is this turning you on? What will you do to me bb……?
Hukk to Hornygirl: Girl, first imma take you to the best oriental seafood restaurant in town. I'll order you a big plate of calamari
hornygirl: Tell me bb what you will do…
Hukk to Hornygir: For me, I'll just get me some noodles. I'm a little cash strapped, so I can't splurge so much,
Hornygirl: Okay. I meant in bed bb. What will you do to me…
Hukk to Hornygirl: Oh in bed. Mmmmmmm girl….imma sex you up real good. First, I'll play us some soft music by Color me Bad. Then, I'll slowly undress both of us…and proceed to lay ontop of you.
Hornygirl: I like that. Slide you r cock into me baaaby.
Hukk to Hornygirl: Shit, wait stop.
Hornygirl: ?What is it bb?
Hukk to Hornygirl: I forgot the condom. Can you spare me a couple of bucks? I spent all my money at the sea food restaurant I took you. Sorry.

End of conversation. Not sure what happened. Everything was going so well.

[Anonymous]

Huh! You never have nice conversations like that with me!

[Author]

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