The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[FoxyRoxxy]

Today I got this one  its not  a worst  one  I kind like it  and want to share  .

234 : It is a pity that such a sensual body has no lesbian attraction.

FoxyRoxxy to   234 : nice line

234:  You are nicer than the lines

FoxyRoxxy to 234  : ty     

Can we post  any  nice pick up lines ??

[hukk]

Huh! You never have nice conversations like that with me!

Next time we chat, I'll rp that I took you out to eat at Taco Bell. You'll have to pay of course, because I will have forgotten my wallet back at my apartment. 

[HisGirlOnly]

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you're killing me!

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

[HisGirlOnly]

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down. (cant lose with this one )

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Hey… Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?

[HisGirlOnly]

another Achat pickup  line
if you guess whats in my hand i'll let you have it

[Eden]

This guy, lets call him GoonHug, asks me if I've ever sucked an N word… then tells me I'd look prettier with black dick in my mouth. I respond “yeah probably” then he says “You wink at me again and its going in your mouth.” I reply “sure thing” 5 minutes later he spams cold invites and then gets upset and goes “whatever” I reply “I didn't wink yet hun”

[hukk]

@ Eden
Poor guy. All he wanted was to place his black shalong inside your mouth. I can only wonder if he ever found the right person to share his freakishly large black penis with yet here on achat (I assume it's big, because he's black). Godspeed my friend….Godspeed..  :

My convo with a user who goes by um..lets say a name resembling Batman.

Batcock: Hey cutie.
Hukk to Batcock: Holy frijoles Batman!
Batcock: lol….want to have fun?
Hukk to Batcock: I don't have to dress as robin right?
Batcock: lol..
(I don't respond for a bit)
Batcock: I'm sure you have some ideas in store for me
Hukk to Batcock: Yes, one idea! It's a simple idea, really. We kill the Batman. Sorry, just can't resist. It's just right there in front of me. I gotta hit it out of the ballpark.
(this is where I think she got upset)
Batcock: Ooooh another guy with a picture showing off his tattoo's. Way to be original.
Hukk to Batcock: I can tell from your not so subtle hint of sarcasm, you mean that as an insult but I'll take it anyway. Gee thanks!
Batcock: Duh, I am.
Hukk to Batcock: *motions over your head* You're too smart for me. You win. I lose. Game over. e.e'
Batcock: Whatever.
(I paste this youtube clip for her)
Hukk to Batcock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQVfOguNWBw

And then that was it. I will never forget our conversation my masked dark knight!

[Lover]

lol hukk, im sure i met the same bat. She talked to me too, least she tried but her kind of introducing… lets say i told her that i think men wearing costumes should go to doc and not play in AChat

[Sara91]

When I log on, I usually have a couple of guys tell me all about their 11or 12 inch dicks… All I can think of on hearing that is 'ouch'. Not a big turn on for me. Besides, in my experience, bigger doesn't always equal better.

[xShezawolfx]

what I get from men…1.sup want some bbc?(act stupid act and ask what that is)  2.want sex on Skype for A$ 3. want to see my 13 ins(gee guys ya`ll are the same size on here(one of a bird in the hand thing is better then 2 in the bush,pardon the pun) 4. want to be my mommy(yeah sure still sounds like shooting a watermelon through a cat door) 5.want to be my slave(like duh pay attention to the poses im faster then you picking them) 6. this one is my favorite sup bb hru cn I cum rom with u(answer uhewe sur ewe wnt 2?)

[Nat33]

A brief appearance of a man I don't know and never seen !
I replaced the nickname of this unknown by: unknown user

unknow user: want see cock or ass show on my web cam?
Nat33 to unknow user: I prefer waiting you at home, hurry up I'm very horny
unknow user: don't want see it? or u want fuck here?
Nat33 to unknow user: no thank you I prefer fuck in real, kisses
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Nothing, it was very brief !!!

Well I'll let you know but I think I will not fuck tonight!  :

[SireniaAilyn]

Gee,your hair smells terrific! -.-

[Salma2011]

that's a good topic i like it very much OK i have also some pick up for me and i feel i was stuiped and if any one i do that with him i am sorry
now i will tell you about something happen to me it starts with that
the girl: I am horny
salma2011 to that girl: mmmmmmm thats good for you but i prefer to room with men sorry hun have fun kisses bye
that girl: ok bye
(go to room for 30min)
that girl again: i am horny
didn't reply
after 5 min
the girl again: i like shemale ( vry good ) and no poses i free user
salma2011 to the girl: sorry hun i am lil busy right now and i told you before i prefer to room with men
the girl: ok sorry
salma2011 : never mind hun have fun
chatting with a friend suddenly
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Free user male: i am horny
salma2011: stop that please :'(

[Nat33]

Hello Salma,
This is often the free users who insist and generally girls!
Why? I don't know, maybe they know not read :
But we must also say that among of the free users, many are goods 
But it's true that it's difficult to always repeat the same thing !!!
Kisses  :-*

[Salma2011]

Nat my dear  :-*
you are right but that free male user who i told him stop that was the same girl he/she make new account but in male form

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