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April 9, 2014 at 7:31 pm #19682
Yes, sure. They are horny… always. And they tell that right from the start. I've seen my share of these too. If i'm in the mood, i usually answer that it is not my problem, but theirs. These boys really think we are here just for one reason – to entertain the almighty them Sometimes i enjoy putting them back to the ground and stomp on them.
April 9, 2014 at 9:06 pm #19683Women to men I what a GIFT hahahhha
April 9, 2014 at 9:36 pm #19684Women to men I what a GIFT hahahhha
LOL… yes…this is very ussual in achat… unafortunately
April 21, 2014 at 12:34 am #19685Yea Ive noticed that too..the guys want sex,the girls want gifts…what a concept LOL
May 2, 2014 at 9:24 am #19686Poor jayc, his own spouse doesnt ecognize him
But I know you well honey when it happen to me …
FoxyRoxxy to LuvCodler: how are you
LuvCodler: ı'm good
LuvCodler: wife
LuvCodler:
LuvCodler: u?
FoxyRoxxy to LuvCodler: what you think i dont know my husband
FoxyRoxxy to LuvCodler: why did you call me your wifeMay 2, 2014 at 1:51 pm #19687LOL
Logged in today to find this message from a free user.Having sex doesn't make u a Slut & being a virgin doesn't make u a saint
( then his email and skype address)
I wnt 2 lic suc fuc 24/7 bang lor r all our affairs wl b kept strictly confidential up2 our last I promise wht abt uI don't think so buddy
May 3, 2014 at 9:40 am #19688uuuh …. Can someone translate ” I wnt 2 lic suc fuc 24/7 bang lor r all our affairs wl b kept strictly confidential up2 our last I promise wht abt u ” . Please .
May 3, 2014 at 10:17 am #19689uuuh …. Can someone translate ” I wnt 2 lic suc fuc 24/7 bang lor r all our affairs wl b kept strictly confidential up2 our last I promise wht abt u ” . Please .
Traduction:
Je veux te lécher, te sucer, te baiser jour et nuit tous les jours de la semaine mais pour l'instant c'est confidentiel je crois bien avoir oublier de donner à manger au poisson rouge. S'il te plait donne lui toi !Voilà
May 4, 2014 at 5:28 pm #19690uuuh …. je vois pas ou ça parle de poisson rouge lol
Uhhh …. I dont see where this talk of a red fish lol
May 7, 2014 at 2:42 pm #19691Another fine example of lowlife's approach:
[a lowlife] – Hi baby do you like thick cocks? // Sure, they always call any unknown lady 'a baby' ('a babe')
[Me] – No, I do not like cocks at all. I like gentlemen. For those, who are just cocks, I have my blacklist. //To where I put him right after my answer—
This is just wonderful. What an interesting logic, the perfect rage fit:
[a boy]: hi
[Me]: hello
[a boy]: nice outfit you got //At first, he seems usual.
[Me]: i know
[a boy]: can i see your legs ? //Now it's getting strange.
[a boy]: cuz it's showing only from th midle
[a boy]: can you join me in my room ? so i can have a better view ?
[a boy]: or maybe you ar fat )
[Me]: Well, if you offer me a wine and a nice chat, than… correct that. No //I started to type an answer, than i got the last two messages, he was typing them fast, not waiting for my answers, so i corrected it.
[Me]: You're too fast
[a boy]: )
[a boy]: because i wanna go sleep //Now he went like many others, all-egoistic. 'I want', 'Add me' and so on. He cannot even imagine me to refuse him. Which never stops to amuse me, how sure of themselves these boys are. Think themselves as a gift from above, or like that?
[a boy]: just add me to your friends
[Me]: Than go and sleep
[Me]: no //He prefers not to notice my refuse. Or maybe he's just typing too fast to notice.
[a boy]: and we gonna have a chat one other day
[a boy]:
[a boy]: and mayve sex after //Sure, of course I have to want to have sex with him. How could I possible refuse such an offer? Yes, I'm sarcastic, as I was since the beginning of this conversation.
[a boy]: you are right
[a boy]: i was rude this time //Too late. He said enough.
[Me]: I said no. Now get lost
[a boy]: get lost ?? //And here he has a rage fit.
[a boy]: fuck of you dirty cheap slut
[a boy]: fucking with guys for a glas of wine //An example of idiot's logic. I didn't said a word about having sex with him to him, I was telling him about a chat. But it's obvious, that he cannot imagine me refusing sex. In his mind he's already had his way with me as much as his perverted wish told him.
[a boy]: stupid bitch
[a boy]: youre definetly english //That's just brilliant conclusion! I am definitely English. Well. He's from Dublin, at least, that he stated in his profile. So, it might be just a common hostility towards English people. Xenophoby is usual among the lowlife. And no, I'm not English. So even this piece of hate went off target
[Me]: Welcome to my blacklist, lowlife. Learn to think and to behave, little boy
[a boy]: Sorry, you are on my ignore list… //And he was faster to ignore me. Which makes it even more funny. A boy ignoring ladies will end up playing with Robot Girl. But than, that's what he definitely deservesJune 10, 2014 at 8:18 pm #19692Hey babe you are sexy
June 16, 2014 at 5:29 am #19693Today I logged on to the game and I got this line .
XXXX hey beautiful wanna fuck
Can any one teach guys how to approach women
Like do they really think women would talk to then .
Name changed to XXXX prevent embarassment
June 17, 2014 at 1:11 am #19694My worst one……Hey Jinger, do you like to fuck animals?
Don't know about anyone else but er…..No. Doesn't even warrant a response.
June 17, 2014 at 2:05 am #19695lol jinger do you ?
June 17, 2014 at 5:12 am #19696Not since I got bitten by that spider.
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