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  • #19682
    Justlna
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      Yes, sure. They are horny… always. And they tell that right from the start. I've seen my share of these too. If i'm in the mood, i usually answer that it is not my problem, but theirs. These boys really think we are here just for one reason – to entertain the almighty them :D Sometimes i enjoy putting them back to the ground and stomp on them.

      #19683
      FoxyRoxxy
      Participant

        Women to men  I what a  GIFT  hahahhha  ;D

        #19684
        zoerink
        Participant

          Women to men  I what a  GIFT  hahahhha   ;D

          LOL… yes…this is very ussual in achat… unafortunately

          #19685
          SireniaAilyn
          Participant

            Yea Ive noticed that too..the guys want sex,the girls want gifts…what a concept LOL

            #19686
            FoxyRoxxy
            Participant

              Poor jayc, his own spouse doesnt ecognize him :D

              But I know you well  honey :P  when it happen to me …

                FoxyRoxxy to LuvCodler: how are you
              LuvCodler: ı'm good
              LuvCodler: wife
              LuvCodler: :)
              LuvCodler: u?
              FoxyRoxxy to LuvCodler: what  you think i dont know my husband
                FoxyRoxxy to LuvCodler: why  did you call me your wife

              #19687
              All_for_you
              Participant

                LOL
                Logged in today to find this message from a free user.

                Having sex doesn't make u a Slut & being a virgin doesn't make u a saint
                ( then his email  and  skype  address)
                I wnt 2 lic suc fuc 24/7 bang lor r all our affairs wl b kept strictly confidential up2 our last I promise wht abt u

                I don't think so buddy    :) 

                #19688
                Rukya
                Participant

                  uuuh …. Can someone translate ” I wnt 2 lic suc fuc 24/7 bang lor r all our affairs wl b kept strictly confidential up2 our last I promise wht abt u ” . Please .

                  #19689
                  Nat33
                  Participant

                    uuuh …. Can someone translate ” I wnt 2 lic suc fuc 24/7 bang lor r all our affairs wl b kept strictly confidential up2 our last I promise wht abt u ” . Please .

                    Traduction:
                    Je veux te lécher, te sucer, te baiser jour et nuit tous les jours de la semaine mais pour l'instant c'est confidentiel je crois bien avoir oublier de donner à manger au poisson rouge. S'il te plait donne lui toi !

                    Voilà  ;D

                    #19690
                    Rukya
                    Participant

                      uuuh …. je vois pas ou ça parle de poisson rouge lol

                      Uhhh …. I dont see where this talk of a red fish lol

                      #19691
                      Justlna
                      Participant

                        Another fine example of lowlife's approach:

                        [a lowlife] – Hi baby do you like thick cocks? // Sure, they always call any unknown lady 'a baby' ('a babe')
                        [Me] – No, I do not like cocks at all. I like gentlemen. For those, who are just cocks, I have my blacklist. //To where I put him right after my answer :D

                        This is just wonderful. What an interesting logic, the perfect rage fit:

                        [a boy]: hi
                        [Me]: hello
                        [a boy]: nice outfit you got :) //At first, he seems usual.
                        [Me]: i know :)
                        [a boy]: can i see your legs ? //Now it's getting strange.
                        [a boy]: cuz it's showing only from th midle
                        [a boy]: can you join me in my room ? so i can have a better view ?
                        [a boy]: or maybe you ar fat :))
                        [Me]: Well, if you offer me a wine and a nice chat, than… correct that. No //I started to type an answer, than i got the last two messages, he was typing them fast, not waiting for my answers, so i corrected it.
                        [Me]: You're too fast
                        [a boy]: :))
                        [a boy]: because i wanna go sleep :) //Now he went like many others, all-egoistic. 'I want', 'Add me' and so on. He cannot even imagine me to refuse him. Which never stops to amuse me, how sure of themselves these boys are. Think themselves as a gift from above, or like that?
                        [a boy]: just add me to your friends
                        [Me]: Than go and sleep
                        [Me]: no //He prefers not to notice my refuse. Or maybe he's just typing too fast to notice.
                        [a boy]: and we gonna have a chat one other day
                        [a boy]: ;)
                        [a boy]: and mayve sex after //Sure, of course I have to want to have sex with him. How could I possible refuse such an offer? Yes, I'm sarcastic, as I was since the beginning of this conversation.
                        [a boy]: you are right
                        [a boy]: i was rude this time //Too late. He said enough.
                        [Me]: I said no. Now get lost
                        [a boy]: get lost ?? //And here he has a rage fit.
                        [a boy]: fuck of you dirty cheap slut
                        [a boy]: fucking with guys for a glas of wine //An example of idiot's logic. I didn't said a word about having sex with him to him, I was telling him about a chat. But it's obvious, that he cannot imagine me refusing sex. In his mind he's already had his way with me as much as his perverted wish told him.
                        [a boy]: stupid bitch
                        [a boy]: youre definetly english //That's just brilliant conclusion! I am definitely English. Well. He's from Dublin, at least, that he stated in his profile. So, it might be just a common hostility towards English people. Xenophoby is usual among the lowlife. And no, I'm not English. So even this piece of hate went off target :D
                        [Me]: Welcome to my blacklist, lowlife. Learn to think and to behave, little boy :)
                        [a boy]: Sorry, you are on my ignore list… //And he was faster to ignore me. Which makes it even more funny. A boy ignoring ladies will end up playing with Robot Girl. But than, that's what he definitely deserves :D

                        #19692
                        FoxyRoxxy
                        Participant

                          Hey  babe you are sexy 

                          #19693
                          FoxyRoxxy
                          Participant

                            Today I logged  on to the  game  and  I  got this  line  .

                            XXXX  hey beautiful wanna fuck

                            Can any one teach  guys how to  approach women 

                            Like  do they really think women  would  talk to then .

                            Name changed to XXXX  prevent embarassment

                            #19694
                            jingerbird
                            Participant

                              My worst one……Hey Jinger, do you like to fuck animals?

                              Don't know about anyone else but er…..No. Doesn't even warrant a response.

                              #19695
                              FoxyRoxxy
                              Participant

                                lol  jinger      do you ? 

                                ;D

                                #19696
                                jingerbird
                                Participant

                                  Not since I got bitten by that spider.  :)

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