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  • #19697
    Momma_andrea
    Participant

    My worst one……Hey Jinger, do you like to fuck animals?

    Don't know about anyone else but er…..No. Doesn't even warrant a response.

    Hey, I got asked that yesterday.  Yeah, I just hit ignore.

    #19698
    Peeka
    Participant

    Would he have played the animal or “bring” one?… lol

    Hamsters are nice to fuck, but need to be taped around otherwise they explode.
    And chicken will peck your balls…
    : 

    Last I got:

    – wanna see my cock on cam? – No thank you
    – please invite me. – just ignored
    – want to fuck a shemale – just ignored

    #19700
    Peeka
    Participant

    Just had a nice one:

    him : hi bb
    him : want your ass hole in my hard shaft
    me : lol… the other way could be easier, don't you think?
    him : maybe yes or not
    him : what do you think
    me : I think if i can get my ass in your shaft, you must have a monstrous one …

    end  of conversation… of course 

    #19699
    FoxyRoxxy
    Participant

    On others  with  alt  accounts

    After being with some one some time  you know to much to not
    recognize that person words  more if you  have been trained hard to
    observe behaviors

    #19701
    amourcherry
    Guest

    I will give you the world.

    #19702
    Covems
    Participant

    Here's a little gift from me to you all.  Copy this image and print it out…. then place it in a convient spot next to your keyboard.  Then the next time you feel insulted or abused, simply pick one from each column and send it as your reply.

    insults_zps0672e6ce.jpg

    You're welcome.

    #19703
    FoxyRoxxy
    Participant

    Very funny Cove 

    #19704
    sexilicious
    Participant

    watch out that they don't turn around and use it on you covems

    #19705
    FoxyRoxxy
    Participant

    Roses are red, foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

    How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!

    Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

    roses are red lemons are sour open your legs
    and give me an hour.

    nice legs babe, what time do they open

    #19706
    DexMandrake
    Participant

    :  A / S / L  :

    #19707
    Momma_andrea
    Participant

    Ah, the old age, sex, location. all the things one could glean from a profile, should one take the time to look.
    Classic

    #19708
    jingerbird
    Participant

    From a young gentleman….. “Hey. Oral?”

    How could I possibly refuse such a kind and thoughtful offer? Makes me just want to quiver with anticipation.

    #19709
    anniethyme
    Participant

    That IS kind, if he was offering to do it to you. probably not though.

    Last week I got asked, “my ass for yours?”
    From a male.

    #19710
    jingerbird
    Participant

    He wanted to swap bottoms with you? Is that even possible?

    Not sure I would like to swap my bum for a hairy arsed mans lol

    #19711
    anniethyme
    Participant

    I'm sure my bum is more hairy than his. I should have accepted.

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