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  • #19697
    Momma_andrea
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      My worst one……Hey Jinger, do you like to fuck animals?

      Don't know about anyone else but er…..No. Doesn't even warrant a response.

      Hey, I got asked that yesterday.  Yeah, I just hit ignore.

      #19698
      Peeka
      Participant

        Would he have played the animal or “bring” one?… lol

        Hamsters are nice to fuck, but need to be taped around otherwise they explode.
        And chicken will peck your balls…
        ::)  ;D

        Last I got:

        – wanna see my cock on cam? – No thank you
        – please invite me. – just ignored
        – want to fuck a shemale – just ignored

        #19700
        Peeka
        Participant

          Just had a nice one:

          him : hi bb
          him : want your ass hole in my hard shaft
          me : lol… the other way could be easier, don't you think?
          him : maybe yes or not
          him : what do you think
          me : I think if i can get my ass in your shaft, you must have a monstrous one …

          end  of conversation… of course  :D

          #19699
          FoxyRoxxy
          Participant

            On others  with  alt  accounts

            After being with some one some time  you know to much to not
            recognize that person words  more if you  have been trained hard to
            observe behaviors

            #19701
            amourcherry

              I will give you the world.

              #19702
              Covems
              Participant

                Here's a little gift from me to you all.  Copy this image and print it out…. then place it in a convient spot next to your keyboard.  Then the next time you feel insulted or abused, simply pick one from each column and send it as your reply.

                insults_zps0672e6ce.jpg

                You're welcome.

                #19703
                FoxyRoxxy
                Participant

                  Very funny Cove 

                  #19704
                  sexilicious
                  Participant

                    watch out that they don't turn around and use it on you covems

                    #19705
                    FoxyRoxxy
                    Participant

                      Roses are red, foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

                      How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!

                      Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

                      roses are red lemons are sour open your legs
                      and give me an hour.

                      nice legs babe, what time do they open

                      #19706
                      DexMandrake
                      Participant

                        ::)  A / S / L  ::)

                        #19707
                        Momma_andrea
                        Participant

                          Ah, the old age, sex, location. all the things one could glean from a profile, should one take the time to look.
                          Classic

                          #19708
                          jingerbird
                          Participant

                            From a young gentleman….. “Hey. Oral?”

                            How could I possibly refuse such a kind and thoughtful offer? Makes me just want to quiver with anticipation.

                            #19709
                            anniethyme
                            Participant

                              That IS kind, if he was offering to do it to you. probably not though.

                              Last week I got asked, “my ass for yours?”
                              From a male.

                              #19710
                              jingerbird
                              Participant

                                He wanted to swap bottoms with you? Is that even possible?

                                Not sure I would like to swap my bum for a hairy arsed mans lol

                                #19711
                                anniethyme
                                Participant

                                  I'm sure my bum is more hairy than his. I should have accepted.

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