The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Peeka]

Would he have played the animal or “bring” one?… lol

Hamsters are nice to fuck, but need to be taped around otherwise they explode.
And chicken will peck your balls…
: 

Last I got:

– wanna see my cock on cam? – No thank you
– please invite me. – just ignored
– want to fuck a shemale – just ignored

[Peeka]

Just had a nice one:

him : hi bb
him : want your ass hole in my hard shaft
me : lol… the other way could be easier, don't you think?
him : maybe yes or not
him : what do you think
me : I think if i can get my ass in your shaft, you must have a monstrous one …

end  of conversation… of course 

[FoxyRoxxy]

On others  with  alt  accounts

After being with some one some time  you know to much to not
recognize that person words  more if you  have been trained hard to
observe behaviors

[amourcherry]

I will give you the world.

[Covems]

Here's a little gift from me to you all.  Copy this image and print it out…. then place it in a convient spot next to your keyboard.  Then the next time you feel insulted or abused, simply pick one from each column and send it as your reply.

You're welcome.

[FoxyRoxxy]

Very funny Cove 

[sexilicious]

watch out that they don't turn around and use it on you covems

[FoxyRoxxy]

Roses are red, foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs
and give me an hour.

nice legs babe, what time do they open

[DexMandrake]

:  A / S / L  :

[Momma_andrea]

Ah, the old age, sex, location. all the things one could glean from a profile, should one take the time to look.
Classic

[jingerbird]

From a young gentleman….. “Hey. Oral?”

How could I possibly refuse such a kind and thoughtful offer? Makes me just want to quiver with anticipation.

[anniethyme]

That IS kind, if he was offering to do it to you. probably not though.

Last week I got asked, “my ass for yours?”
From a male.

[jingerbird]

He wanted to swap bottoms with you? Is that even possible?

Not sure I would like to swap my bum for a hairy arsed mans lol

[anniethyme]

I'm sure my bum is more hairy than his. I should have accepted.

[AusWoody]

no apologies needed Stone, and  three cheers  well done you
tell JayC  not to hurt him too bad 

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