The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[AusWoody]

no apologies needed Stone, and  three cheers  well done you
tell JayC  not to hurt him too bad 

[dirtyElena]

xxxx: hello
xxxx: do u want see me on skype
dirtyElena to xxxx: hi
xxxx: hru
dirtyElena to xxxx: oh wow.. your profile is somewhat explicit…
xxxx: same as my real pussy
dirtyElena to xxxx:
xxxxi: where r u from
dirtyElena to xxxx: I am from *moderated*.
dirtyElena to xxxx: and you?
xxxx: us
xxxx: r u alone
dirtyElena to xxxx: I am ..
xxxx: do u have pics
xxxx: or
xxxx: maybe skype
dirtyElena to xxxx: I am at a hotel right now with an 6 yo laptop without any webcam nor mic in it.. sorry..
xxxx: do u have pics
xxxx: ?
dirtyElena to xxxx: sorry but I do not trade Pics with free Users anymore..
xxxx: why
dirtyElena to xxxx: cause I don't know you and you could be anyone in here with a fake account just trying to get some private information about me.
dirtyElena to xxxx: and why would you want some pics of me anyways?
xxxx: i send u myself also
dirtyElena to xxxx: Alright.. but you have to send me some first.. and if I like what I see I might response to it..
xxxx: ok
dirtyElena to xxxx: elena..@*moderated*
xxxx: ok
dirtyElena to xxxx: keep the adress confidential please..
xxxx: sure
xxxx: do u have yahoo massenger
dirtyElena to xxxx: no.. is that like AIM?
xxxx: u can chat there very easy
xxxx: is it right email
dirtyElena to xxxx: yes, why you ask?
xxxx: not right
xxxx: say another email
dirtyElena to xxxx: elena*moderated*
xxxx: let me try again
xxxx: u got
dirtyElena to xxxx: I'll check
dirtyElena to xxxx: no new mails.. how big was the attechment? maybe it was to large?
xxxx: i sent
xxxx: i resend
xxxx: u like
xxxx: u got
xxxx: do u enjoy
dirtyElena to xxxx: sorry was afk.. telephone..
dirtyElena to xxxx: I'll check wait pkease..
xxxx: ok dear
xxxx: so
xxxx: Elena
xxxx: ?
xxxx: check?
dirtyElena to xxxx: Well I'd have to say that I like what I see.. but still I can not be sure that it is really you .. and I do not feel at ease to send you my pictures in return.. sorry..
xxxx: but u promised me
xxxx: u liar
xxxx: so
dirtyElena to xxxx: I did not promised.. I said that I think about it.. sorry if you feel betrayed I did not mean to hurt you.
xxxx: i report u now
dirtyElena to xxxx: report me? to whom and for what?
xxxx: achat website
dirtyElena to xxxx: I told you that i do not want to.. but you insisted..
xxxx: as u wish
xxxx: pics
xxxx: or
xxxxx: report
dirtyElena to xxxx: see.. thats why i did not wanted to trade pics with you in the first place..
xxxx: and say bye to achat always
xxxx: i reported u
dirtyElena to xxxxi: thank you.
xxxx: my cock in your familly holes
xxxx: motherfucker
xxxx: bitch
dirtyElena to xxxx: your cocK? LOL
xxxx: Sorry, you are on my ignore list…

Now… what do you think.. is “she” really from the us? given the quality of his english?
I would like some expertise from native english speakers. Thank you.

Moderated name to xxxx to prevent embarassment.  Brandybee

[Brandybee]

Interesting read,  made me smile anyway.

I'd say xxxx is not a woman but a man, probably on a multi account. I have heard similar insults from a guy I refused to room and the threat of being reported.

My guess is English is his second language.

I also recognise some of the insults from a freeuser who tries to scam our male members of A$, usually offering to buy them 10,000A$ – of course he wants the password, blah blah blah. 
Maybe its finally dawned on him, guys can be gifted now, so he don't need the password to his victims account.  Maybe this is a new ploy of getting victims pics and selling them back for A$ after some kind of threat.

You did right to ignore the little weasel.

Its also against TOS to trade pics so Achat will treat the reporting he threatens, with the same attention they give to a used condom… and no doubt flush it down the toilet.

[Amethyst]

The worst chat up line I got was

Hey Ameth are your legs tired ? .. I said No why … and he said Because you've been running through my mind all night …

I just laughed

[cherrylick52]

Well I had a encounter with a young lady today and just for a change made myself laugh , anybody else had a similar experience that just got the funny bone ?

? to cherrylick52
how are you?
22:37 25/05/2015
cherrylick52 to ?: I am good thanks , nice little outfit your wearing
?: mm thanks
cherrylick52 to ?: your welcome
?: you know, i'm a little whore
cherrylick52 to ?: me too
cherrylick52 to ?: lolz

?: ahahah
?: 300 and i'll be yours
cherrylick52 to ?: o dear I believe in equal rights
?: me too
22:39 25/05/2015
cherrylick52 to ?: so get your own gifts then

[Zuzannah]

  Yeah I had a funny one too.

  Some guy wanted me to be his Mom.

  I told him to Go to bed without any supper and to stop playing with himself. 

[dirtyElena]

PrinceCharming: hey can i fuck u pls?
PrinceCharming: just to cum

FYI: Name changed for anonymity

[Nat33]

Oh it's just to cum, it's ok lol

[Sam_Hawke]

Is your nickname Google?
Cuase you got everything I been searching for.

[dirtyElena]

@Sam.. that is at least a funny picup line… well the first 3 times it is

[AusWoody]

Her: are you gay?
Him: no
Her: invite me

seriously?

[Amethyst]

Her: are you gay?
Him: no
Her: invite me

seriously?

lmfao ..

[Sam_Hawke]

@Sam.. that is at least a funny picup line… well the first 3 times it is

Damn, had a feeling I should of tried it on you first before postng it…sigh

[dirtyElena]

And there it goes…
the only chance you ever had,
to get me in your bed.

[Sam_Hawke]

And there it goes…
the only chance you ever had,
to get me in your bed.
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Curse the luck,  we would of been magnificent together 

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