The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Anonymous]

oh so now we're back to this again  :

here, have some more tongue      i know how much you enjoy it 

i think i made the offer pretty clear in the message that was sent 

[sinnnn]

Snip, Snip.  *KISS* :-* :-* :-* :-* :

[Anonymous]

spontaneous can be good 

sorry i ruined that dress 

[sinnnn]

Yes, yes it can be.  We finally agree on something.  Quick ppl get to your bunkers, the world is ending and pigs are flying.

[pet_sub]

Better than just an Invite to a room
Some casual  conversing  is usually nice
to at least get to know the person
This usually happens with guys

[Janine Dee]

Usually, but not always. Some ladies are not lady like at all.

[Bear]

and it is appearing,…that applies physically besides…

[Janine Dee]

“hi, how are you dear?”

I'm thinking, okay, the name looks like a guy, but maybe a guy who I could talk to till I find a girl.

Before I can type anything.

“so do you have boy friend?”

I had been tinkering with the character editor and my message was/is now “I'll chat with all, but only room with women.”

Besides that I have the obvious “Homo” and I used Country to type “FF/FFF hopefully with RP.”

I laughed, I'm thinking people here will as well.

I didn't reply. Not so much because I didn't have anything to say, but because there were too many things I could think of that I couldn't pick just one.

[Urban]

“hi, how are you dear?”

I'm thinking, okay, the name looks like a guy, but maybe a guy who I could talk to till I find a girl.

Before I can type anything.

“so do you have boy friend?”

I had been tinkering with the character editor and my message was/is now “I'll chat with all, but only room with women.”

Besides that I have the obvious “Homo” and I used Country to type “FF/FFF hopefully with RP.”

I laughed, I'm thinking people here will as well.

I didn't reply. Not so much because I didn't have anything to say, but because there were too many things I could think of that I couldn't pick just one.

It mean you haven't a boyfriend ? 

[Janine Dee]

Well to be fair I don't, and maybe that's what I should have said. “No, I don't, but there's a very good reason for that…”

[Urban]

And a great classic ! Just few second ago :

“do you wanna fuck” 

[Bear]

Urban, at least they asked nicely,…the last one to send me that was in SHOUT mode…hardly appealing.

[hahayhea]

one of my lovers said a guy asked her”hey bb wanna test fire my missle?”

ummmm…..

i just talk to a lady and see what happens usualy……..

[Urban]

one of my lovers said a guy asked her”hey bb wanna test fire my missle?”

ummmm…..

i just talk to a lady and see what happens usualy……..

Damned i am spotted ! anything wrong with this kind of pick-up ? 

[hahayhea]

well…it didnt work for my lady friend

[Author]

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