The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Lover]

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[cherrylick52]

omg lool I have so fell for that avatar one on at least two occasions , I am such a mug hahaha .

[Sam_Hawke]

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the art watch, and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state of the art watch? What's so special about it?'
The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast.'

[Brandybee]

@Sam…  LOL  I want one.

[sexilicious]

lol Sam were you wearing that watch earlier???

[Covems]

I used this pick up line last night

I'm studying to be a Taxidermist.
Can I practice stuffing your pussy?

It worked

[FoxyRoxxy]

EGO MAN : if u want to have fun come with me, im probably better than poker

Ego Man : i have something grown for you

Ego Man : lol

FoxyRoxxy to Ego man: your big ego

what A day to start before my Poker 

[cherrylick52]

Is your nickname Google?
Cuase you got everything I been searching for.

Yes I like that one myself , maybe I am gullible lol .

[FoxyRoxxy]

I say 90 %  of all the lines of Achat should be here

[dirtyElena]

-a brief lovestory-

Gs: hi dirty bitch
-10 sec. later-
Gs: hi my love
dirtyElena:: loool
Gs: Seriously i love u Elena
Gs: Can i fuck ur mouth and ass Elena?
dirtyElena: You can go and fuck yourself!
Gs: Thank you

-the end-

-Thanks for editing the name. I acutally already changed it but have not checked if somebody ingame might be called “Genius” sorry.
Mr. Genius if you will read this, I am sorry, I did not meant to badmouth your name-

[AusWoody]

-a brief lovestory-

Gs: hi dirty bitch
-10 sec. later-
Gss: hi my love
dirtyElena:: loool
Gs: Seriously i love u Elena
Gs: Can i fuck ur mouth and ass Elena?
dirtyElena: You can go and fuck yourself!
Gs: Thank you

-the end-

lol real style  lol

Mod-Edit by Lover: Name changed

[LanaLove]

19:46 PM 7/27/2015
Mer: hi
Mer: achat sex and skype web cam?
*ignore*

19:47 PM 7/27/2015
Pk: dick show skype now
*ignore*

*as I am hitting ignore*
BxxS: you like rough?

God help me

Mod-Edit by Lover: Name changed

[FoxyRoxxy]

Come on guys is this how you start a chat .
It was quite amusing pulling his tail  to bad I crashed  I was  going to give him the punchline and crashed
tip for you guys like this you only  get what you ask for so watch how you talk to us .Btw  I am all lady  ask my hubby

toshort: suck my cock nice and slowly while ur baby is not here
10:27 AM 8/11/2015

FoxyRoxxy to toshort: you  suck mine

FoxyRoxxy to toshort: hahah fool

10:28 AM 8/11/2015

toshort: at least u admit that u r faggot

FoxyRoxxy to toshort: no  U are  u want to suck it

toshort to FoxyRoxxy: at least u admit that u r faggot

toshort: fuck off

and I dont have one not even in poker  its invisible  😮

[AnniSilver]

I don't mind a “Hi” or even “Hi babe” when English spoken guys say it, I know how it's meant and not all the guys can be humorous, brilliant and funny , I had some wonderful conversations with some “Hi babe” sayers once they unfreezed

So I always give a second chance  :

What pisses me REALLY off, is that “Daddy” shit, “call me daddy” I'm like “WTF?”  😮
Really guys, women raised in Europe DO NOT (and will not) understand this whole thing, personally it only gives me goosebumps. (It's like the “mom” story)

Opening with a “hello dirty bitch” isn't a good idea as well lol, last time I was in mood and I replied “hello asshole”  , same thing for “bitch” the French “salope” or the German “Hure”, this isn't good manners ^^

After all I think that I'm not that difficult….. a simple “Hello how are you going ” I would reply most times.

Only…please avoid to make me someone I am not…like this guy who wanted me do be a virgin….I mean…hallo???? 😮
Another one wanted me to get pregnant…..oh my, I laughed so hard and I said him “Oh no sweetheart I already contribuated and I'm not up to go through this **** once more”
RP okay, but some more probability would be fine ^^

[AnniSilver]

Oh Oh Oh….sorry I wouldn't flood, but I have a question and this seems to be the right place… “Worst pick up lines ever”….if not feel free to move it, replace it or whatever you think it's correct 

So, the last night I was available in chat and like always i got many Hi's, how are you, nice outfit…. : Then I told to a friend who wanted to go off when I came, I say not a thing hun, go smoking your cigar I'll wait for you ….so I was on chat and logically got more Hi's, sexy girl, etc.

But then…… 😮 😮 😮 😮 , a guy asked me if I would like to have some incest RP, I was so shocked that I didn't reply anything…..is this standard on Achat or am I only a “lucky” one to get a proposition like this? What should I have done? Ignore like I did? Reply “listen asshole….” and explain him my point of view? Report it? What YOU would have done?

Yea I'm not as naive as it could seem, I know right that ALL kind of people come to an virtual sex site and I let them all have their personal trip, but there are limits  :'(

I even don't remember the nick of this person, so it's too late to do anything, but I would like to read your meanings of this issue, for the next time that would probably come!

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