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  • August 29, 2010 at 4:07 pm #18791
    Janine Dee
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    There is nothing wrong with that kind of line at all Urban… it increases my odds of getting women quite nicely.  ;D

    August 30, 2010 at 1:12 am #18792
    mikki
    Participant

    sexxx
    hummmmmm ok

    then an invite

    and this alll without a word from me. These are all his words

    August 31, 2010 at 6:36 am #18793
    hahayhea
    Participant

    heh…well im no sub…..but when after chatting a bit and the lady invites?….no pick up line used or needed ;P

    September 1, 2010 at 10:53 pm #18795
    Janine Dee
    Participant

    To me “chatting a bit” KINDA counts I mean you get to at least see if there's any sort of connection.

    September 2, 2010 at 3:21 am #18796
    hahayhea
    Participant

    exactly  ;)

    September 19, 2010 at 7:26 am #18797
    sinnnn
    Participant

    Hiiiii  SSlut

    Well that will really make me run like a jack rabbit from a hunter to get in a room with you.  Yes I said jack rabbit from a hunter, if they can use crappy ass come ons, then I can use that.  I thought I had control of my inner bitch but they keep making her show up. :P ::) ;D

    September 19, 2010 at 7:38 am #18798
    Lover
    Participant

    The same girl(?) invited me again and again. I told her, I'm just online to chat with friends. Then she said “I want your penis!”
    My answer: No, it's mine and I will keep it.

    September 19, 2010 at 10:04 am #18799
    Janine Dee
    Participant

    LOL!!!!!!! I'm sorry that's just hilarious, and further proof of equality on AChat as the women can be just as obnoxious as the men.

    September 20, 2010 at 2:05 pm #18800
    Lover
    Participant

    I also had to laugh when I wrote it. And at least it worked – she was quit, probably to surprised or shocked by this answer.

    September 20, 2010 at 4:53 pm #18801
    Luctor
    Participant

    msn / yahoo / cam?

    It not really a line, but some people ask me that first thing.
    And I don't give out my msn to people I don't know. I don't use yahoo and I don't have a cam.

    But the meaning of don't use or don't have is for some people hard to understand. 

    September 20, 2010 at 5:04 pm #18802
    Lover
    Participant

    It's the term “don't” which they don't understand ;)

    September 20, 2010 at 5:08 pm #18803
    Luctor
    Participant

    It's the term “don't” which they don't understand ;)

    Maybe I should write it full out next time indeed. 😮

    September 20, 2010 at 5:15 pm #18804
    Bear
    Participant

    Still may not work, for some you have to ask yourself, “What part of “N” and “O” do they fail to understand?”

    September 20, 2010 at 5:23 pm #18805
    Luctor
    Participant

    True :'(

    September 20, 2010 at 5:32 pm #18806
    sinnnn
    Participant

    True that.

    One guy said Hi
    then- wanna fuck
    I said No thx
    his reply-  Why

    WTF, why do I need to explain.  I always get the freaking WHY. Why not.  Really, you just can't take that No or the no reply, go find someone else that just might take your wanna fuck to hear and go in a room with you. 

    Honestly the next person asks me Why, they are going to get there feelings hurt.

    And don't be funny an type in WHy after my post. :P

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