The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[mikki]

sexxx
hummmmmm ok

then an invite

and this alll without a word from me. These are all his words

[hahayhea]

heh…well im no sub…..but when after chatting a bit and the lady invites?….no pick up line used or needed ;P

[Janine Dee]

To me “chatting a bit” KINDA counts I mean you get to at least see if there's any sort of connection.

[hahayhea]

exactly 

[sinnnn]

Hiiiii  SSlut

Well that will really make me run like a jack rabbit from a hunter to get in a room with you.  Yes I said jack rabbit from a hunter, if they can use crappy ass come ons, then I can use that.  I thought I had control of my inner bitch but they keep making her show up. :

[Lover]

The same girl(?) invited me again and again. I told her, I'm just online to chat with friends. Then she said “I want your penis!”
My answer: No, it's mine and I will keep it.

[Janine Dee]

LOL!!!!!!! I'm sorry that's just hilarious, and further proof of equality on AChat as the women can be just as obnoxious as the men.

[Lover]

I also had to laugh when I wrote it. And at least it worked – she was quit, probably to surprised or shocked by this answer.

[Luctor]

msn / yahoo / cam?

It not really a line, but some people ask me that first thing.
And I don't give out my msn to people I don't know. I don't use yahoo and I don't have a cam.

But the meaning of don't use or don't have is for some people hard to understand. 

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[Lover]

It's the term “don't” which they don't understand

[Luctor]

It's the term “don't” which they don't understand

Maybe I should write it full out next time indeed. 😮

[Bear]

Still may not work, for some you have to ask yourself, “What part of “N” and “O” do they fail to understand?”

[Luctor]

True :'(

[sinnnn]

True that.

One guy said Hi
then- wanna fuck
I said No thx
his reply-  Why

WTF, why do I need to explain.  I always get the freaking WHY. Why not.  Really, you just can't take that No or the no reply, go find someone else that just might take your wanna fuck to hear and go in a room with you. 

Honestly the next person asks me Why, they are going to get there feelings hurt.

And don't be funny an type in WHy after my post.

[Lover]

Calm down honey. It's very hard for me, I would love to write why not, but I don't do it.

Smile, take a deep breath and forgive them – they just see you and wanna have your hot body, believing you will send them to heaven. Don't get angry cause they are stupid, ok?

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