^^^That’s just your dirty mind, you dirty boy hehehe.^^^
Just seen this online on a site called Indy100.
17 British things Americans don’t understand
1. Drinking tea during the summertime.
2. Saying “Maths” rather than “Math”.
3. The bathroom isn’t the toilet.
Quote “Whenever some ask “Where’s the bathroom is?” they aren’t looking for the nearest shower or bath but the toilet.
Except most British bathrooms often contain all the necessary utensils to clean yourself, which is very confusing.
However, some British bathrooms don’t always have a toilet in them either and some toilet rooms don’t always have a sink. It’s all very confusing.”
4. Going for a “Cheeky Nando’s”.
I admit that I had no idea what this meant and had to search for its meaning, But it’s kind of funny. Sorry.
A term used by Brits to linguistically torment confused Americans, wherein they “explain” what it means while using as much British slang as humanly possible, for maximum Yank confusion.
5. Putting the date before the month.
6. Not tipping bar staff.
7. Having two taps with different temperatures.
8. Having awful wallpaper in our homes.
9. Hating the weather no matter the time of year.
10. Being incredibly polite.
11. Having “juicy bits” instead of “pulp”.
12. Putting washing machines in kitchens.
13. Weird food habits.
14. Putting an X on the end of a text to symbolise a kiss.
15. Making tea or coffee for more than one person.
16. Adding a “U” to nearly every word.
I love this one too. hehehe.
17. Cricket.