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That’s one way to get complete strangers to help you move.
So you say you are from New Jersey
1. “You’re from Joisey? Is that how you say it? Joisey?”
“No that’s how you said it.”
-Chris Christie- Newark NJ2. “Why aren’t you tan?”
“Because I’m not a cast member of Jersey Shore.”
-Bruce Springsteen- Freehold NJ3. “Where’s your Jersey accent?”
“I fed it to the dawg.”
-Jon Bon Jovi-Sayreville NJ4. “Isn’t your entire state a dump?”
“No we just tell people that so they won’t come here and drive too slow in the left lane.”
-Joe Jonas-Wyckoff NJ5. “Do you live in New Jersey because you can’t afford to live in New York City?”
“No I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.”
-Jon Stewart-Lawrenceville NJ6. “Is your family in the mob?”
“Do you really want me to answer that?”
-James Gandolfini-Park Ridge7. “Do you even know how to pump gas?”
” New Jersey is only 3 hours long. Believe it or not, most of us have left the state once or twice.”
-Jason Alexander-Livingston NJ8. “Why does New Jersey smell so bad?”
“Because you’re here.”
-Shaquille O’Neil-Newark NJ9. “Do you fist pump?”
“Only into your face.”
-Whitney Houston-Newark NJ10. ” Why does everyone curse so much?”
“Because we like to f__king express ourselves.”
-Danny DeVito-Asbury Park NJ11. “What’s pork roll?”
“May God have mercy on your poor soul.”
-Frank Sinatra- Hoboken NJ12. “Why is everyone from New Jersey so tough?”
“There are a lot of us and only 3 lanes on the parkway.”
-Queen Latifah-East Orange NJ13. “What’s so great about diners?”
“Hello, you can order pancakes and gyros off the same menu at three o’clock in the morning.”
-Joe Pesci-Belleville NJ14. “So is everyone in New Jersey a guido?”
“Is everyone from your state this ignorant?”
Zach Braff-South Orange NJ15. “Why does everyone drive so fast?”
“The malls close at 10.”
-Laura Prepon-Watchung NJ16. “Why do you call it the shore?”
“Cause Beaches ain’t shit.”
-Merryl Streep-Bernardsville NJ17. “Why are your taxes so high?”
“It costs a lot to live this fabulously.”
-Lea Michele-Tenafly NJ18. “What exit? Ha ha ha”
“69”
-Jack Nicholson-Neptune City NJ19. “Why is it impossible to make a left turn in this state?”
“Because Jersey loves you and it never wants you to leave.”
-Kevin Spacey-South Orange NJ20. “Man New Jersey sounds awesome. When can I move there?”
“Sorry, no room.”
-John Travolta-Englewood NJAuthor Unknown
Her Majesty.
This on par if not better than the Olympic James Bond scene.
The Queen having tea with Paddington – incredible that at 96 and after 70 years on the throne she still has the power to surprise #platinumpartyatthepalace pic.twitter.com/88NP1ScpXx— Michael Cowan (@mrmikecowan) June 4, 2022
Just saw this on a Discord Server I go to.
RIP Bernard Cribbins.
Hole in the Ground – Bernard Cribbins
Right Said Fred – Bernard Cribbins
Saw this too. Hehe.
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