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So you say you are from New Jersey
1. “You’re from Joisey? Is that how you say it? Joisey?”
“No that’s how you said it.”
-Chris Christie- Newark NJ2. “Why aren’t you tan?”
“Because I’m not a cast member of Jersey Shore.”
-Bruce Springsteen- Freehold NJ3. “Where’s your Jersey accent?”
“I fed it to the dawg.”
-Jon Bon Jovi-Sayreville NJ4. “Isn’t your entire state a dump?”
“No we just tell people that so they won’t come here and drive too slow in the left lane.”
-Joe Jonas-Wyckoff NJ5. “Do you live in New Jersey because you can’t afford to live in New York City?”
“No I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.”
-Jon Stewart-Lawrenceville NJ6. “Is your family in the mob?”
“Do you really want me to answer that?”
-James Gandolfini-Park Ridge7. “Do you even know how to pump gas?”
” New Jersey is only 3 hours long. Believe it or not, most of us have left the state once or twice.”
-Jason Alexander-Livingston NJ8. “Why does New Jersey smell so bad?”
“Because you’re here.”
-Shaquille O’Neil-Newark NJ9. “Do you fist pump?”
“Only into your face.”
-Whitney Houston-Newark NJ10. ” Why does everyone curse so much?”
“Because we like to f__king express ourselves.”
-Danny DeVito-Asbury Park NJ11. “What’s pork roll?”
“May God have mercy on your poor soul.”
-Frank Sinatra- Hoboken NJ12. “Why is everyone from New Jersey so tough?”
“There are a lot of us and only 3 lanes on the parkway.”
-Queen Latifah-East Orange NJ13. “What’s so great about diners?”
“Hello, you can order pancakes and gyros off the same menu at three o’clock in the morning.”
-Joe Pesci-Belleville NJ14. “So is everyone in New Jersey a guido?”
“Is everyone from your state this ignorant?”
Zach Braff-South Orange NJ15. “Why does everyone drive so fast?”
“The malls close at 10.”
-Laura Prepon-Watchung NJ16. “Why do you call it the shore?”
“Cause Beaches ain’t shit.”
-Merryl Streep-Bernardsville NJ17. “Why are your taxes so high?”
“It costs a lot to live this fabulously.”
-Lea Michele-Tenafly NJ18. “What exit? Ha ha ha”
“69”
-Jack Nicholson-Neptune City NJ19. “Why is it impossible to make a left turn in this state?”
“Because Jersey loves you and it never wants you to leave.”
-Kevin Spacey-South Orange NJ20. “Man New Jersey sounds awesome. When can I move there?”
“Sorry, no room.”
-John Travolta-Englewood NJAuthor Unknown
Just saw this on a Discord Server I go to.
Saw this too. Hehe.
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