Forum Game. What’s your excuse?

[maron211177]

Sorry can´t go to work today because…..

You have to do the laundry!

[zoerink]

I cant do the laudry because…

I am a nudist man 😛

You have to buy some clothes for me…

[Peeka]

I can’t buy you clothes, because too many morons thought it would be a nice idea to enjoy the sun today

Next one is going to cook for me today

[Brandybee]

I cant cook today  because I looked in the cupboard and realised the gas was off . No food, no Gas. So not to be put off I went to the butchers but he needed to sharpen his knife . I offered so he could cut the meat and as he  passed me the knife, it dropped from his fingers and cut my little pinky.
The omens were not kind to me, there was a feeling in my bones.

He bandaged my finger but now it was so bulky, I couldnt use the cash point,  the pain made me forget my pin number, the gas couldnt get paid so no cooker, the meat couldnt be cut so no dinner and to top it all , I locked myself out.

I couldn't even dial out for pizza.

Will you dial for a pizza so Peeka & I can eat?

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[hukk]

Well, hell Brandy, if all that really did happen, you’re excused. : 🙂

I would, but I lost the number for Dominique’s Pizza place. I instead call up an Indian cuisine place and have them deliver. I hope you like curry!

Would you please keep that noise down?

[Peeka]

SORRY I CAN'T KEEP IT DOWN, THE VOLUME BUTTON OF MY TV IS LOCKED ON MAXIMUM SINCE MY CAT THOUGHT IT WAS AN AQUARIUM AND JUMPED ON IT TO CATCH SOME FISH… BUT JUST COME IN WITH THAT CURRY THING!!!

Next one please pay my bills for this month…

[mrsexlover]

Sorry i can't, this is all i have left for the whole year

Can the next one rob a bank for me and bring me the money

[hentaiboy69]

Sorry, my friend……all the bank now are empty! peoples don't have maney to take there!

Can someone give me a piece of happiness!?

[Marilyn]

No comprendo… Me no speak english.

Can someone give me holidays?

[zoerink]

I would like vecina to give you a big holidays, buy unafortunately, i have no holidays so i cant give you the holidays you deserve 🙂

Can someone give to Marilyn the holidays she deserve???

[hukk]

About that..

If you could just come here for the entire week, and work on that TPS report that would be great…

Stop watching so much television!

[Peeka]

I can't stop watching tv now. I had a little problem when I tried getting my stupid cat out of it after his jump…

Now listen to a whole Justin Bieber CD!!

[HisGirlOnly]

Please, I can’t it’ll totally destroy my cool

now someone deliver my dry cleaning

[mrsexlover]

i can’t i just crashed my van trying to bring it to you 🙁

now can someone please bring me a fresh set of clothes

[HisGirlOnly]

I can't, I'm learning how to cook

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next person will teach me what this is used for

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