Forum Game. What’s your excuse?

[HisGirlOnly]

No can't, I'm looking for a different kind of exercise

next one will vacuum up all the sand from the carpet

[Peeka]

I can't do all at the same time. Since we finally got something to eat from walmart, I am now busy preparing the barbecue.

Next one prepares the salads

[hentaiboy69]

Sorry, no salads in the whole country…..my dragon burn it all!

Would someone go and buy the salad in the nearby town!?

[mrsexlover]

I Can't that Dragon is still around and even a Hobbit can't pass him, so certainly no human.

Next one is going to slay that dragon first

[hukk]

I would, but it's pretty big and terrifying so I'll take a jog instead.

Next person will retrieve the one ring.

[Peeka]

Pfff, it looks nice, but if there's only one, I couldn't offer the same to my beloved. So no use fighting great spiders, Orcs, Uruk-Aïs, Morguls, Balrogs or riding Ents and poneys to finally see some fool take it from me and fall with it into lava… nope.

Next one builds a stairway to heaven

[mrsexlover]

i can't

Next rides allong with me

[HisGirlOnly]

Nope, I prefer to take the stairs

next person cleans u the easter egg wrappers

[maron211177]

No, I have just done my nails

next person prepares dinner

[HisGirlOnly]

Nope I desperately need some Tg time

next person can get dinner, oh and something to drink coz we get thirsty after sex

[Tomi85]

No, You have to get your own
next person can bring us to a bar

[khaten]

I really would, but i drank a little on the way already…

Next person explains to the cops

[FoxyRoxxy]

No  I cant  I am a little drunk and cant remember what happened .

Next one is  going to jail you crashed all them  cars.

[maron211177]

noooo, orange is not my color

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someone has to distract the cops

[Peeka]

yeah with pleasure

next one gets me out of jail

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