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Sorry, my chair's battery isn't loaded yet
and someone stole my second bra, I can't go like this
Next one lends me a bra
i would but i lost mine somewhere
next one gets you some panties
You can have mine but they don't match and are crotchless 😮
Next will take me to my favourite shop – Walmart – to buy some more panties.
I'd love to come shopping with you BB, but something happened at Walmart the last time i was there that freaked me out!
But whilst you're there, can you get me some whipped cream please
ooops, sorry all gone
maybe next one has some whipped cream left
No, i have nothing left, that last i had was used by Sexi and me while we had some fun
Next one runs to the shop for more whipped cream
I'm sorry, i will not use my delicious whipped cream for sex, the next person to mention it gets it!
Now for god sake someone get me some strawberries!
Sorry, I was heading your way to give you the strawberries I just bought but I ate them along the way.
Next person will Kill Bill.
Sure, right after I kill some Zombies
maybe the next one wants to take the shot?
Only chance would be with a lightsabre, but mine is failing. Maube the batteries are empty…
Next one go and ask politely Darth Vader to lend me his.
I can't i remember the last guy that asked something to Lord Vader
Next goes to Obi-Wan to learn how to make a saber of his own
Ok, I went. But he taught me something else instead.
Next one lets me test it on her
No, I like it the old-fashioned way :
next one can be your student though
Sorry cant do it, I missed my workout for last three days. Gotta do it today
next person can you grab me my Evian and towel?
Very sorry, it got hot, I drank the water than stripped nakee and only the towel to wrap my waist with…
The next will join me for a beach volley game
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