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Yep pantless friday works…and it grows…hmmm is it cause they like our buns  : and no gifts needed..no you can see it for free..but not touch …without permit i mean

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What you don't like big hooters….me neither but it's funny to play with :
and yep same here number 1

@Triumph what you think…could i use those indeed wearin' a helmet…i mean it's only for the safety of course…i'm doin' the motorboat 

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well the wedding is tomorrow…not found a mankini w bowtie so i decided to wear a black tux..like a man in black..i adjust my tie and be ready to walk down the aisle and give my sister away..finally  

@Sunny you can join me and i don't mind if you just wear a cowboy hat…i'll cover you the whole day and night :

btw…to the end of western civilization….I find it sad that by not talking about who I sleep with, that makes me mysterious. There was a time when I would have been called a gentleman.

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not a miracle Sunny…robots never complain
so why not give us a show in here…i promise we'll behave us…not : …wanna see lil ferret movin' her ass

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whaaaat…and nobody told me…selfish guys..come on learn to share 

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yep funny things happens……i've to mention…..not english good so it's at her banner…

shesheme>okay hello ms inviting me so many times
shesheme>no thanks
sheme>yep it is
sheme>yes
me>no
me>maybe
me>better not
me>never
me>bye

and i did this only because she invited me for about 4 or 5 times and i always said stop and no so….
well the only 2 persons i know who named fuck you and fuck me are the asian twins from the austin powers movie

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Indeed Apollo…andl the point being if you have been turned off by the designs,…you should probably be running commando.

If those buns aren't flashing you are missing the point.

I agree…..my statement..better wear nothin' or goin' commando as wearin' this crap the “fashion” designer wanna try to hawk .

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Adera the snake charmer…let me imagine it for a second…i know where i've to hide:

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Hmm i ask myself…can i wear such a stache' at my sisters wedding…would it be attract too much attention…i don't know maybe i'll try it

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well i wanna no i have bow to you Bear..the white buffalo  is really taking care of our community..especially of all our wonderful ladys…i'm happy for you girls to get your own thread finally..kisses and hugs to all of you

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Oh don’t worry Pse we spoil her and take care of our naughty girl in many ways….psst…she can be so greedy 😉 😛

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well you know Adera mostly the female snakes are bigger and meaner so… better be careful Sunny maybe percy try to hide in your bush someday :

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Yeah mine likes garden neither especially bushes always spits on it…no behavior this damn trousersnake..maybe i've to lock her up for a while

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after last night i have to borrow the suggestion from Bear….we need a strip club or room .

and yes Daniela most of the girls enjoy the teasing……naughty girls  :

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this guy's stache looks like what we in germany call a “Lude”,it's a kinda pimp from the 80's, yep i agree with Bear this is not a stache…before i wear one like this i let my facial hair grow until i have enough to look alike mr. lemmy kilmister

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