Decided to organise my own “Under 30's Erratic Holiday” destination with the aid of local businessman and all-round good egg, Mr. Alfonso Doorframe.
Set in Private grounds just a stone's throw from the picturesque village of Nibbling-On-The-Minge, our complex offers everything those seeking a little “discreet getaway” may need.
So allow Reggie Bastard and our Entertainments Team to welcome you to a fun-filled weekend of shagging where your family, friends and colleagues won't find you out….
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Take a quick peek at just a few of the delights waiting to welcome you and your chosen shag…
Choose from our selection of comfortable Boutique accommodations….
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Relax in the sun by our bijou pool-ette…
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Enjoy fine dining in comfortable surroundings courtesy of renowned amateur chef Neville Teakettle…
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All this, and a possible STD, is waiting for you. We're just a quick tinkle away…
Call 078778 8787 7781 (Ask for Ted the Biter) to book your dreamy date with us now
Calls may be recorded for training purposes and a good laugh.
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