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  • in reply to: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G ) #68105
    AusWoody
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      tho I never met you  I heard only good things about you.

      let this poem ease the hearts of those that did know and love you James.

      RIP James,

      GRIEVE NOT
      (Ode: Intimations of Immortality from Recollections of Early Childhood, 175-186)

      What though the radiance which was once so bright
      Be now for ever taken from my sight,
      Though nothing can bring back the hour
      Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower;
      We will grieve not, rather find
      Strength in what remains behind;
      In the primal sympathy
      Which having been must ever be;
      In the soothing thoughts that spring
      Out of human suffering;
      In the faith that looks through death,
      In years that bring the philosophic mind.

      ~ William Wordsworth

      maybe we will meet  in time :)

      in reply to: World Cup Football Tournament 2014. #139608
      AusWoody
      Participant

        In reply Mrs Ex Lover

        Yes we are a young country and even younger football team and even more you are recognised champions  in your own right so are recognised as the favourite in this match. As such you have been  listed as favourite for the match and rightly so, never forget tho favourites seldom win

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        But  history tells another story my friend

        Dutch football team has never beaten australia but we have beaten you. Holland played two draws and lost once.

        Australia was the favourite to win the first world cup before the wwii but the germans  sunk their ship. ( hmmmm germans and dutch are neighbours, very suspicious)

        there are many many more  cases of suspicious  “incidents” that plagued our  game young football players

        No  I'm crying  we are used top the old world making our  competition  uneven  yet we are still a extremely successful sporting nation (what does not kill you just makes you stronger and more determined  to win)

        Again as favourite for the cup they were sent to the wrong country by the Fifa president and staff so the the world cup  would not be lost  to the puny aussie

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        We have a good record  in our eighty  years of playing international soccer, with winning twice the of losses

        And like Daniel from the bible we aussie will enter the  lions den  quieten the mighty lions and  come out unscathed

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        AusWoody
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          For Brandybee

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          “I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.”


          The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

          “And I will be in love with you until the stars are nothing more than cosmic dust  and the universe is  not even a forgotten memory  and my love for you will still exist  beyond time and space  it is eternal in time  and infinite in size  you are my one and only  I am simply in love with you.”

          in reply to: World Cup Football Tournament 2014. #139586
          AusWoody
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            The knights camp was quiet they were just finishing their evening meal of ale tea and fish and chips, suddenly the sound of thunder overwhelms the camp they look into the clear sky puzzled. Suddenly lightning flashes from the east of the camp and the sound of thunder appears to come from there.

            An eerie voice echoes through their camp “The Chat Wizard of Aus” approaches all hail the mighty leader of the Fighting Kangaroos”, they shiver and seek shelter from this black magic

            Then a iron horse appears to be racing toward them, his mighty v-twin powered steed roars to the camp and comes to a rest at the edge of their communal gathering area which is scattered with abandoned plates and eating implements strangely?

            The sheepish english knight appear from their hiding places as the mighty wizard dismounts and approaches bearing gifts, of cold aussie beer and meat pies all carried by bikini clad courtesans from the gold coast surf life saving club. All of these beautiful women eye the lusty english knights wit a sparkle in cum hither eyes and move among them distributing the gifts with the squeals of bottoms being pinched and red lips being kissed.

            Suddenly their mighty leader appears from her private tent, her voice while not loud but with a commanding tone says “put those harlots down now!!” You are forbidden from having sex till after the battle!!!!

            The groans of the knights are only drowned by the giggles of the courtesans and the guffaws of the accompanying aussie foot soldiers who appeared while the knights were busily engaged in trying to seduce the aussie beauties led by hisgirlonly, they return to stand by their aussie sweethearts whispering laughing and pointing at the distressed english knights.

            With her red hair streaming from her head brandybee storms over to stand defiant before the mighty wizard with barely a tremble and demands, “why have you come to my battle camp, did not your 3 – 1 drubbing not teach you anything trickster?”

            Restraining his anger he smiles politely and bows to her and answers “i have come to pay my forfeit duly owed to you and your knights by right of combat” “i have sweetened the deal by supplying aussie ale and concubines but i see you are not men enough to enjoy these willing women” so without further ado let us proceed?

            The wizard walks up the steps onto the temporary stage the single hot spot illuminates him, he looks out into the small crowd of invitees stone, tangoracer, jcm0824, all_for_you, kevin17, jingerbird and finally brandybee sitting in the shadows drinking a beer.

            His muscles writhing with every movement as he proceeds to place his magic music box on the edge of the stage he returns to the spot light, with a clap of his hands the spot dies and the music swells loudly to the strains of “simple minds – don’t you forget about me” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jlhz0wf0ig&index=13&list=rdpdvhdm1cqqg echoing across the deserted battlefield
            On the fourth beat the spot fires illuminating the great warrior standing proudly on the stage of his enemies of the moment, i look again for the red headed warrior queen and lock my gaze on her eyes as i think of the things i do to support my team

            In time with the music i gyrate my hips suggestively and the heat from the spot makes me sweat as i slowly unclasp the chains holding my leather vest closed, i turn my back on the audience looking over my shoulder at brandy as i slide the vest off my broad shoulders, throwing it casually in brandy's direction as my body sways to the beat of the music

            My mouth is dry and i wish i had one of those cold beers as i move in time to the music wriggling my arse in the direction of the girls, standing erect i grab the front of the millers shirt and the sound of the snaps fills the lull in the music

            Turning in a slow circle i remove the shirt slowly taking time to display my ink and heavily muscled torso created with years of battle practice in preparation for the holy world cup battle, dropping the shirt i flex the muscles of my chest making my pecs jump in time to the music. Then contracting my abs sinuously making my stomach create a moving wave up and down as the cheers roar out while the male knights look away feeling my pain and embarrassment while drinking the cold beer.

            I unbuckle my belt and slowly slide it from its restraining loops, waving it around my head like a lasso and finally doubling it i again turn my back to the crowd and slap it hard on my arse about 10 times

            My jean have started to slide down with my movements so i rapidly face the crowd and undo the brass buttons all the way down and allowing the material to fall away
            Exposing my heavy growth of pubic hair, as i kick my boots into the crowd i drop them and step out of them

            Standing in just a small posing pouch i continue to dance in a fair representation of a man in the throws of a sexual encounter smiling i dance my way down from the stage into the crowd heading towards the girls, as i get close their hands get a little grabby from an excess of ale consumption and i playfully slap them away

            I give them all a close up of my hard body and swelling pouch as i avoid there grasping hands moving slowly along giving them all ample opportunity for a grab and good perv coming to brandy i move closer and only pretend to avoid her reaching hands.

            I lean down and giver a breathtaking kiss and gasp as her hand squeezes my swollen package, pretending shock i jump back turn and return to the stage

            I continue my wild gyrations s the music comes to a close and the spot dims, i head for backstage as the spot dies leaving the stage in darkness, ducking behind the curtain

            The spot comes to life again showing my naked arse as i flick the posing pouch at the girls and disappear

            Watching from hiding i see them scramble to catch it hip checking and pulling each other in an attempt to claim it, i am pleased to see brandy emerge triumphant with it in her hand

            I dress and return to the public and enjoy a beer with them, spending an inappropriate amount of time with their leader and making lewd suggestions quietly

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            in reply to: Achat Square World Cup Events #140023
            AusWoody
            Participant

              try again :)

              Brasil    Diego Costa

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              in reply to: Achat Square World Cup Events #140022
              AusWoody
              Participant

                We might be the  underdogs in the cup  but were gunman surprise everyone  this time

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                Adam Taggart  Aussie striker  Aussie Aussie Aussie  Oi Oi Oi

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                AusWoody the chat wizard of Aus appears with a flash of lightening and a in puff of blue smoke all hail the Wizard

                in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #118582
                AusWoody
                Participant

                  Brandy in her new leathers  to go Pillion

                  About time she had something decent between her legs

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                  Next will be Khaten  …..     ;D

                  in reply to: Trouble in Achat Game #139909
                  AusWoody
                  Participant

                    Well stated Stone,  I dis agree about the naming tho  forewarned is forearmed  post these creeps names  so no one will hook up with them anymore and have to suffer what these girls have had to go through (and still do).

                    I love 10 minutes with them in a locked room (I don't run anymore) just 10 minutes  not a lot to ask is it??

                    in reply to: Trouble in Achat Game #139901
                    AusWoody
                    Participant

                      I can certainly understand  your frustration and anger with these very sick individuals (possibly one with multiple identities) but please  don't judge all males here  by the actions of the very few. I am a newbie here  but have found all those I have had interactionms with to be nice and friendly not to mention  “sharing”.

                      These  very sick individuals  thrive only when you are paying attention to them   and as hard as it is  to do    ignoring them works best  if they cannot get the  “attention”  they seek from you they will move on  and hopefully to some other  site   (hey we can hope)

                      I whish you and your friend catseye  a happy and fun time here  do it just to get up his skirt  lol

                      see ya round  the traps sometime  *kiss

                      in reply to: World Cup Football Tournament 2014. #139524
                      AusWoody
                      Participant

                        Gday from down under 

                        I play  blame BB (hard woman to refuse)

                        I take the underdogs Australia

                        AusWoody
                        Participant

                          someone that hasn't met me yet  what a thrill when you do :)

                          in reply to: INDY 500 SWEEP 2014 #139445
                          AusWoody
                          Participant

                            Gday I will play  just tell me how to gift the entry fe  (ok im new  lol  every one was once )

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