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[Azrielle]

Traditional Robbie Burns Dinner

Haggis, Neeps & Tatties with Greens.

Sheep Heart, Lungs & Liver (aproximately 2 lbs total)
Mutton Suet
Crushed oats (outmeal works fine)
Ground Whole Kernel Barley
Sheep Stomach
Stock
Diced Onion
Black Pepper
Sea Salt
Basil
Clover

Method:
Finely chop the sheep heart, lights (lungs) and liver vigorously and without remorse.
In a 10L pot, add 2 liters of water. Bring to a rolling boil.
Drop in the chopped meat, reduce heat to minimum and simmer for 1 hour.
Remove the meat, do not discard the stock! (you'll need it).

On 2 large baking sheets (or what ever fits into your oven), spread an equal amount of
oatmeal and barley. Toast (Broil) until crisp. (not Crispy, nor charcoal).

Meanwhile… while the Meat is simmering, and the oatmeal and barley is toasting…
Turn the sheep stomach inside out and scrape the tripe.
Discard. (Its really, really disgusting!). Rinse the stomach bag in WARM water with sea salt.
Leave the stomach bag inside out, sprinkle generously with crushed basil and clover.
Set aside until needed.

In a large mixing bowl, place equal 1 cup amounts of oatmeal, barley, meat, and 1 1/2 cup of
stock with a handful of diced onion, a sprinkle of sea salt and dash of pepper at a time. Once
mixed, condinue adding more ingredients until all the meat is used.

Turn the sheep stomach right side out (the generously sprinkled Basil and cloves should now be INSIDE)
Fill the sheep stomach, sew the stomach closed with suet.

Boil SLOWLY for 4 to 5 hours.
Serve with Neeps and Tatties. (Turnips & Potatoes)

Pudding Sauce

1 Brick of butter
2 cups brown sugar
6 large eggs (beaten until submissive).
1 bottle 12 year old single malt

Method:
BY HAND, Cream the butter and brown sugar together; Blend in the beaten eggs.
In a double boiler over gently boiling water, stir until thickened. Remove from heat.
With a hand wisk, stir in the single malt. Spoon the warm sauce over the haggis, and serve immediately.

Psst… always kiss the cook when you want more sauce!

Enjoy! Mwah!

[Azrielle]

“Awwww, thx Jayc.” I answer. The gifts are slightly overwhelming.

It looks like the start of a rather impromptu baby shower.

“Bear! It's adorable! …Just like you are!” I speak before planting a big huge kiss upon his cheek.

“Jayc… Bear… Have some cake.” I offer, before absent-mindedly rubbing my tummy… only to have a tiny foot appear.

[Azrielle]

awwww… (I'm truely melting – speachless)

“Your appology is noted, acceptance is pending.” I quip with a tear forming. The hormones take over as I plant a kiss upon both Tango and Martin.

“Cake all around for everyone!” I speak with a slight croak in my throat. The gesture speaks volumes about the two men under my command within the NSPD. I sit back in the tall back chair to gaze upon the edible creation set in front of me.

[Azrielle]

Sigh; another 12 days to my due date… I speak whistfully while contemplating why the crimelab van is missing from a locked compound. Being one of the most expensive vehicles in the NSPD fleet, it had been fitted with a GPS transponder, so finding it was going to be too easy. Sadly, it seems SSgt Pafe, and Cpl Satoire may have become lost in the beta quadrant after following an ion trail.

Turn right… proceed for the next 2.6 km The husky male voice speaks aloud from the McLaren's Navigation system.

I simply aim the McLaren in the direction specified and find myself en route to the B&G.

“What are you and Tango up to, Martin” I speak to myself as I glide the MCLaren Police Special to a halt nose to nose with the Crimelab Van, parked precariously close to the loading dock with it's doors closed.

Sneaking anywhere is not something I am capable of doing, so I simply waddle my ass into the Delivery Entrance to see the door to one of the walk-ins ajar. Curiously I find Martin personally making a delivery of a different kind to Karen… They both seem to be enjoying each other's company too much to interupt them in mid-collision.

Instead, I simply waddle my butt past the sex scene taking place in the walk-in and waddle myself into a very comphy looking highback chair that simply begs me to park my ass upon it. Akin to a queen at court, I wave my hand to everyone present, and the curious seven little men who are currently gazing upon me with suspiscion.

[Azrielle]

hello Kyotoma!

welCUMe to AChat! hehhehe… Hope you're likeing the game so far. Mwah!

Az.

[Azrielle]

I remember my first few days here on the system… somewhere between mayhem and chaos, but I somehow managed it. 

Being a long time Forum groupie (and I won't say how many… lolz), I took the initiative and introduced myself on the forum… That first post is still lurking here somewhere… lolz. From my first intoduction, I offered the other forum regulars the invitation to say hello to me in game.

Now, newbies on the system now… There are some that just beg to be added to my ignore list, while there are still ofthers that do appear genuine… and fewer still that display a desire to actually be polite and eanestly want to learn the game. It is these chosen few that I have taken the time to show them the ropes. My friend's list is testament to these early beginnings.

Having a group of Volumteer Mentors is a great idea, and in my own way I will continue to do my part in sending newbs in the right direction… but having an Unofficial Newbie Helpers is not neccessarily a step in the right direction. If any of us choose to volunteer our time to make introductions and tutor newbs in the intricate details of AChat, feel free to direct newbs towards the NEWB User Manuals that have been created… and if a particular member requires further assistance, then do as I do and provide some answers.

… hehehehe, it has been known to create a few new friendships that start with nothing more than “WELCOME TO ACHAT”

Mwah!
Az.

[Azrielle]

With the high pitch spin of the twin turbo chargers beneath the bonnet of the McLaren Police Cruiser, I take a moment to ingest the content of Bear's attempt at a one sided conversation… If anything, he is good at it. lolz.

… and back to the daily business at hand, I activate the on-board communications system.

“Directory” The on-board computer voice responds.

“Iron Works” I speak clearly, and listen while the phone call connects.

“NIR, you need Steel, Let's get Hammered.” I hear a husky male voice respond.

“Hi Liam. It's Az. You still doing contract work?” I ask politely. The Nymphomania Iron Works had been contracted to supply the iron to build the NSPD headquarters building, and of course the holding cells.

“Hi Chief, Yup… we still do the metallurgy. Need some pipe these days?” I hear Liam answer while the McLaren gently rolls on down the road.

“There might be a new contract for some holding cells at an alternate location. How soon can you deliver?” I speak clearly, knowing full well what Liam's reply will be.

“Show me the money, Baby… and I'll deliver on time or the labour is free.” Liam answers quickly.

“Liam, you know the mayor will find the money for you. Who Loves ya, baby! MWAH!” I giggle as I flip the comm system off.

[Azrielle]

The meeting in my office was indeed productive, and it was most pleasing that Jayc was prompt to have arrived on time, what with my busy schedule.

“A woman's work is never done and this little ballerina needs to be evicted soon.” I mutter to myself as I waddle into the bar just in time to overhear Brandy mention gratis refreshments for Tango while he's on security duty. Though it really pained me to have to demote him, he did step on his own dick more than just once lately and this latest incident left me with little choice in order to restore good order and discipline within the NSPD rank and file.

“Good afternoon… Brandy, Jayc… I believe we have an accord in place.” I speak truthfully as I now hoist myself into one of the bar chairs. I absent mindedly rub my tummy, only to have a small foot ardently push against my ribs.

“Damm! this little one needs an eviction notice.” I mention with a slight giggle.

“OK, I've heard a rumour of a private member's area being annexed onto the Bar.” I earnestly mention. “I would like to offer the services of the NSPD to help keep your MEMBERS ONLY area as just that… and just like Las Vegas, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”

I leave my words to discern the reaction from the faces of Brandy and Jayc… if they are good poker players, I might be able to discover their TELL but at this point I still have the start of a very plausible straight laid out on the table… with the only wager so far, being a citation lost in a pile of paperwork on my desk.

“Please feel free to mention to Christi that we have the tunnels mapped, if she'd like to know how many entrances there are to the Ice House.” I casually mention with a grin. At this point, the NSPD had no intentions of spoiling anyone's fun, but we are sworn officers whose primary duty is to Serve and Protect which includes helping to make these abandoned places meet some sort of safety code BEFORE being used for public purposes.

I give Brandy a wink and gesture towards the coffee urn steaming black gold.

[Azrielle]

okies… took this for a test drive…

O M G ! teeheehee… now, the only thing left to fix is the default female orgasm pose…

Az.

[Azrielle]

Sheppards Pie

We, the ladies of the clan, did not injure or maim any sheppards to make this dish, but we did use them as food tasters.

1 lb ground mutton
1 lb ground pork
3 tbsp cooking oil (canola oil is ok, but Olive Oil is better!)
1 large red onion, chopped
2 cloves minced garlic
1 bottle red wine (a merlot is a good choice)
4 tbsp dry mustard
2 tbsp oregano
1/2 tsp sage
1/2 tsp black pepper
1/2 tsp salt
2 lbs potatoes, cut (peeled if you insist)
1 lb parsnips, sliced
1 lb carrots, sliced
2 cups raddish, chopped
1/2 cup REAL butter
2 cups 18% dairy cream
2 cups parmesean cheese, grated
2 cups cheddar cheese, grated
Rosemary

Method:
In a 10L roasting pan, heat the cooking oil and salt. Braise the meat.
Add the red onion, garlic and 2 cups of red wine (the remainder is for dinner silly), bring to a boil then reduce heat.
Simmer for 20-30 minutes. Add the dry mustard, oregano, sage and black pepper. Leave in the roasting pan.

In a separate pot, (while the meat is simmering) boil the potatoes, parsnips, carrots and raddish until they are thoroughly cooked. Drain.
*SMASH* the vegetables, then belend in the cream, butter and parmesean cheese. (and yes, your SMASHED veggies are supposed to be lumpy… lolz).

Cover the meat mixture in the roasting pan with cheddar cheese, then fold the *SMASHED* vegetables on top.
Garnish with rosemary spriggs. Bake uncovered at 375F for 20 mins.

Serve Immediately, then make the men folk clean up YOUR kitchen while you enjoy a glass of wine with your sisters.

Mwah!
Az.

[Azrielle]

“Ahem…”

I clear my throat with a twinge of authority behind it. The NSPD must seek to at least discipline its own… and we prefer to do it behind the prying eyes of the public.

“CORPORAL TANGO. My Office…”

The ring of my voice echoes the stern meaning behind the few words spoken. While managing a waddle I ca still demand the respect my uniform implies. From the peak of my forage cap to the pantent leather boots on my feet, there remained but one purpose.

“The Bar is Closed. Last call was an hour ago. Everyone has five minutes to vacate the premises or risk being arrested for non-compliance.”

With a less than lady-like stance, my handcuffs were but a simple twist of my wrist to being greeted with the first person to glance sideways at me.

“When the premises are cleared, I want a word with the manager.”

The ladies of the NSPD began filling into formation behind me, lest there should be any trouble from those whose judgement was more clouded by alchohol than they perhaps should have been.

“Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock”

[Azrielle]

the nice thing about this pose idea, is it is easily adaptable to other orientations…

Like MMF, MFS, FSS, FSF, etc… no reason why it couldnèt be done as a general release for all orientations…

[Azrielle]

Engels Fiiegen Einsam… rest my lord. you've done your time in hell.

Mwah!
Az.

[Azrielle]

Noticing there is once again an open microphone… I grab my trusty Thompson 12 sting and waddle towards the stage. With guitar pick in hand I look at the band members and off them an easy out with my first chord… the a light drum beat follows along with the bassplayer too.

(Mood Music: I wanna be your light – Heather Nova)
(and an original by yours truly)

I Have You – 2010

One of these days, my heart will start beating
Maybe tomorrow, my tears will stop bleeding
One of these days, What’s it all about?
And I say, I have something to believe in
I have you to come home to

It’s about me, It’s about you
It’s about missing each other in the gloom
Passing, fleeting, why can’t I see?
And I say, I have something to believe in
I have you to come home to

I start to lose control,
Don’t leave me to fall head over heels,
As the tolling bell peals,
you have the power over me

I dance upon the ceiling, with just your hello
Light up my eyes, no thoughts of trouble
we’re going out tonight, ticking like a time bomb
No fear, no tears, no cares. So why, oh why?
do you have to leave me alone?

Naked in the wind. Cold white skin.
Nipping at my heels. Draw me in.
there’s something in the wake of your smile
take a listen, he’s calling my name
I have you, come home; my heart to tame

I start to lose control,
Don’t leave me to fall head over heels,
As the tolling bell peals,
you have the power over me

Yesterday’s gone, my heart will start beating
It’s tomorrow, my tears will stop bleeding
Today is here, What’s it all about?
And I say, I have something to believe in
I have you to come home to…

From Across the stars in the sky… (fades to end…)

With the final chord the strings of the 12 string gently fall silent.

Mwah!
Az.

[Azrielle]

The new station looks simply fabulous! I even found that the promenade deck has a donut shop where they make little cream filled cake donuts in a bag with powdered sugar… ZOMG! I think I just gained 5lbs just thinking about it, lolz.

And Contrary to some evil rumour mongering, the reports of my demise have been greatly exagerated. WHOOT!

okies,

* inspection done, hops in speeder and returns to Headquarters.

Mwah!
Az.

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