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[Azrielle]

_{From the Office of the
Superintendent of Police}

WelCUMe to the NSPD Detective Sergeant Moordenaar.

Your Service number is M77-687-785. Be sure to keep your service number handy so you can use it on all official NSPD documentation, like arrest reports and all that stuff.

Nice to see you already on Duty… I may have to frisk you for cream filling… (donuts, I'm talking donuts, lolz).

Az.

[Azrielle]

gee, I wonder if Tight is using GMT or the Biological Clock us girls all use…

LOLZ
Az.

[Azrielle]

lolz…

Science? I guess you must have flunked Biology…

Boy, meets Girl – S E X !

lolz
Az

[Azrielle]

I need more info to make a guess.  Is this your first? 

LOLZ… It's a baby, not a used car… do you need to look under my skirt? ROFLMAO

Az.

[Azrielle]

Heya Pafe:

Good question… I had not thought of that at all… I guess all we really have to go on is that the recipient was honest enough to begin with.

… and thank you so much for your guess!

Mwah!
Az.

[Azrielle]

and just to make it interesting, I will match every entry with $10.00A's (Actually Shaffer will be doing it… I just need to add some A's to his account)

Mwah!
Az.

[Azrielle]

Greetings from Her Majesty's Canadian Subjects.

From the time I was a little girl, God Save the Queen was something we all learned… And something I hold very dear to me as my own Family hails from the the Highlands of Scotland.

For the celebrations, my entire Family and our Clan will be celebrating Her Majesty's 60 year reign as our Soverign, wearing nothing but our very best to proudly display our heritage and loyalty to the Crown.

Long Live our Noble Queen, God Save our Queen!

Azrielle

[Azrielle]

From the Office of
Superintendent of Police

Taz!
Welcome to the NSPD Spermicide Devision! Your Service Number is M92-392-569. I'll be adding you to the Duty Roster shortly.

Be sure to keep it handy so you can record it on all official Documentation like arrest reports, etc.

Mwah!
Az.

[Azrielle]

Simle, but yet effective Tight… or all the authors can just pick a number between 1 and 100… lolz

Mwah!
Az.

[Azrielle]

_{From the Office of
Superintendent of Police}

While the Contest is underway, The Grammar Division of the NSPD will be out in full force issuing tickets and blow jobs to all offending individuals… so be wary.

Mwah!
Az.

[Azrielle]

My fav Characters… (In no particular order)

SPOCK! _ Leonard Nimoy
Montgomery Scott (Scotty) – James Doohan
Guinan – Whoopi Goldberg
Ro Laren – Michelle Forbes
Quark – Armin Shimmerman
7 of 9 – Jeri Ryan
Doctor Phlox – John Billingsley

and of course – PORTHOS – (Captain Archer's Beagle)

mWAH!
Az.

[Azrielle]

well, it would seem to be a very positive response by all who took the time to vote on the USERMANUAL POLL.

Thank you for everyone who voted! Mwah!

I am continuing to compile a working model off line at this time, and will post it in it's entirety once it has been completed.

Also, To everyone with comprehension of other languages, I invite you to translate what has been compiled so far. (Earlier in this thread)

Just be sure to let LOVER know what you are intending to do, so that he can organise it all once you make your submissions.

Merci.
Az.

[Azrielle]

hehhehe…

I have one at my beck-and-call… and gee, don't ya know what I like to do with it…

Mwah!
Az.

[Azrielle]

ahem…

Personally, I think the Author's names should all be kept annoymous until after the voting poll is closed.

But while it is open, everyone is welcome to speculate about whose is who's and all that rubbish.

(I'll even make a wager of $1000.00 A's, that no one names all the author's correctly!) ANY TAKERS!

Mwah!
Az.

[Azrielle]

ok, everybody get back to work… what is this? A coffee break?

(I didn't get my cream filled donut! – Wahhh!!)

Lolz
Az.

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