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…that's all well and good but…it's just that mushrooms don't seem to want to leave me alone! 

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I'm curious… how do all 10 avatars show up in the room? Not superimposed I hope…? That'd be a bummer..

Considering I've only seen 2 in a room…  I'm really, really dying to experience what a crowded room feels like *hint* *hint*

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…looks for the sign-up sheet ;D

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A phallus topped off with a  pine cone? Ouch!!!  😮 😮 😮
I think I'll pass, thank you…

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I shivered as I suddenly something on the back of my neck… like a hand, on the clasp of my cloak. My head jerked around reflexively, but of course there was no one there.

Moments later I felt it again… like fingers tracing each of the spagetti straps on my shoulders! This time I turn completely around, tightening my grip on the blade… but saw no one anywhere near. My mind was playing tricks on me… couldn't be the wine… I only had one glass.

After several uneasy minutes it was back again… traversing the length of my dress from shoulder to thigh… wasn't just a finger this time… though I barely felt it, I distinctly heard a faint but long scratching sound… almost like a razor blade testing the strength of the fabric…

I decided to quickly move away to another part of the room. As I started, I heard a faint giggle and then… a sharp slap on my tush followed by muffled laughter echoing and fading away. Whoever or whatever was responsible was clearly done with me and had moved elsewhere… I decided to lie low – someone, whether they knew what I was up to or not, was clearly watching me.

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As the hall starts to fill with guests, I walk around the periphery, blending into the shadows and maintaining a low profile, surveying the guests, much as a lion gets the measure of a herd, looking for that perfect quarry.

My modus operandi has always been the same – suggestive eye-to-eye combat from a distance, a meandering, yet deliberately purposeful approach, an incisive opening line devoid of protocol leaving no room for doubt, intimate words and touches at uncomfortably close quarters making it difficult to focus ones eyes while allowing my intoxicating perfume to work its magic and eventually, inevitably the grand sleight of hand, relieving the blissfully entranced victim of their precious baubles and trinkets – an act that will remain undetected until much later when they descend from the giddy heights, breathing normally again…

…my sixth sense warns me though, that tonight would be somehow different.

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…once the Hats get in it's a slippery slope… dealing with this may not be all bad… 

… but if guys start clamouring for this, I'm outa here!!  😮

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I should really remember to use quotation marks more often to avoid getting misunderstood…

When I talked about getting cavities filled, I meant “cavities” filled… and if your dentist looks anything like mine, you'll know what I mean *lol*
A girl can fantasize can't she? I love chocolate too btw… darker the better!!

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when a page loads, how much bandwidth will a few teensy weensy 65×65 pixel pics take up? Practically nothing… besides thare are those default actor & musician pics on offer which wil take up exactly the same bandwidth… nope gotta be something else. 

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sorry… don't mind me… when you spelt palette as palate, I just couldn't help myself… I'm  just a sucker for double entendres and latching on to misspelt words… 

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BROKEN FORUM PROFILE AVATARS…

I tried uploading a picture for my forum avatar – doesn't show up…
I then noticed that this is the case for a few others as well.
The only pics that show cleanly are those that are linked directly from some http:// address.
Is this a known problem?
Can I look forward to uploading the pic successfully any time soon?

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tongue in cheek… sigh… would be a nice way to wake up on a Saturday morning…  :-*

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Over indulging in chocolate is certain to land you wrong side up on a dentist's chair, to get your cavities filled… dontcha-no? Might even have to get tied up in dental floss every night for the rest of your lives…

…just one more reason to love chocolate 

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Oryou could tell your cousin… “Please be seated, bb in 10 min…. here're some magazines… Bobby's giving me… ummmm… singing lessons… lemme know if it gets too loud!? 

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*lol* I enviously read that as “10 different people massaging me”, and here I am unable to organize even a 3some!

…freudian slip of he eyeball, I guess

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