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[Carli]

You can always use the chocolate that gets solid when it touches your body. Just like candle wax, but without the fire/hot part and it tastes better too

[Carli]

I think you can tell pretty quickly if someone's making an effort. For me, it doesn't have to be all perfect and original if someone (forgive my pun) is putting her/his back into it. I'm still learning to become a better roleplayer every day, so I give everyone the benefit of the doubt.

That said, I agree with you that only “ummms” and “ahhhs” is a perfectly valid reason to fake a system crash. *evil grin*

[Carli]

“Good afternoon, ma'am. You seem to be  in a hurry?”

“Another day doing traffic duty” I think to myself, “I'm bored out of my skull. Won't these people ever learn?”
I look into the car as the window rolls down. This very hot girl in a bikini top is looking up at me. I think I see a flash of worry on her face as she looks at me, but it is quickly replaced with this sugar sweet smile. “Hmm, my day just got a lot more interesting…”

“You were doing 40 in a 30 miles an hour zone, ma'am. Care to explain?”

[Carli]

Somehow that doesn't give me the urge to run at all

*imagination in overdrive*

[Carli]

And what does that mean for the newbie at the party? I have this “oh oh” feeling…

[Carli]

Amen!

Then I can finally hug everone 😀

[Carli]

Lover, I bet you would love to hose me down

I'm not big on cold water though, so the garden hose is definitely a nooooo.

How many girls are going to be in that hot tub? 4, 5, 6… *happy place*

*sigh*  I want one!

[Carli]

I can't wait until bikinis and bathing suits are added to the wardrobe, although I doubt they are gonna last very long in that hot tub

[Carli]

Bobbler, you're such a gentleman that you offer yourself to me just to satisfy my fetish needs

[Carli]

A hot tub filled with women?

Oooh, pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me! 

[Carli]

When it comes to love I lean more towards women, and I'm not big on penetration, but I still think of myself as bi. After reading all of this perhaps a more correct term for me would be “primarily lesbian with an oral sex with men fetish”, but I don't think they're gonna make a checkbox for that in the profile 

[Carli]

Kind of reminds me of a guy out there that tries the “I'm new to this, can you please show me around?” line everytime (but without a nice introduction like Elijah gave). I don't object to showing someone around), but it loses a lot of credibility after a couple of weeks or so

[Carli]

Yes, and maybe it's just me, but writing everything in bold colored letters looks like you're upset or shouting or something like that. I think that's not exactly the same as asking nicely Don't worry about getting attention, opening a new topic will do that for you and the colors are doing more harm than help after that (for instance, I stopped reading after 3 lines because it hurts my eyes).

[Carli]

I think it's the kind of people that in real life look at your boobs or ass instead of your face when you're talking to them. It's not exactly illegal or even wrong, it's just rude.

[Carli]

And you call yourself inexperienced?

My god, that makes me look like a baby 😀

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