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You can!  Just press the move button to move around the room.

Hey Eva!  Take a look at the pretty sailboats.

sneak up behind and…

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Things have gotten quiet… I get to the mic and tap it… “is this thing on”

“I tried to exercise, but I was allergic to it.  My skin flushed, and my heart raced.  I got sweaty and short of breath.  Very dangerous.”

What?

I want all you women to know this:  “Men have feelings too.  For example, we feel hungry.”

A tip for you guys:  “If your wife or girlfriend ever asks, “If I was to arrange a threesome for your birthday, which of my friends would you pick to join in?”  Never give two names.”

I point out into the audience “Hey lady… tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes.”

One last one    “My sex life is like a Ferrari… I don't have a Ferrari.”

Thank you… I'll be here all week.

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ROAR!

Don't say I didn't warn you.

HIDE YOUR VEGGIES!

I'M A WERE-RABBIT!

AND I'M HUNGRY!

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****WARNING****

I have changed into my costume, but I want everyone to remember that it is only a costume.

I know that I represent one of the greatest horrors ever dreamed up.  Terrifying!  Repugnant!  You will all look on me with awe, disgust and loathing!

Just remember, that it is only a costume, the dread and fright you may feel is understandable.  Many of you will be stunned, with an overwhelming desire to flee, but I urge you to remain calm.

Should I show myself or change into something not as frightening?

****WARNING****

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Alright you dwarves, lets get this place in shape.  The dwarves split up, each scurrying after different things.

Grumpy lights the torches that have been placed on the walls of the bar.  He then starts up some skulls…

           

Happy heads for the bar and lights the candelabras at each end and then activates a skull…

               

Then Old Joe switches on the skull lights behind the bar…

Sneezy gets the pumpkins going…

   

While Doc lights the candles that have been place on each table…

               

Sleepy switches on the graveyard scene and the haunted window…

           

Bashful takes care of the eyes and the ghoul…

     

Dopey activates the skulls while trying not to frighten himself…

Well done lads!  The place looks great.  Time for me to get into costume. 

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The Dwarves get their costumes on.  They wanted to portray Classic Hollywood Monsters.

Dopey as The Phantom
Sneezy as The Bride of Frankenstein
Bashful as The Mummy
Doc as The Creature of the Black Lagoon
Happy as Dracula
Grumpy as The Wolfman
Sleepy as Frankenstein's Monster

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Thanks all.

Concerto!!  A barbecue and a television!!  I think I love you.

For Sexilicious and Miss Brandy…  Glad to help!  P.S.  Sexilicious, How's dem buns?

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Concerto, I Love it!  Thank you. 

I'll put it right to use.  Okay, who wants what?  I gots buffalo burgers, Thuman's frankfurters and one very Special Sausage.

Ooops… forgot.  Mermaids love my Special Sausage.  She give a whole new meaning to “eating sushi”! 

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For Concerto…

I found the paint and repainted the door…

And then the shutter…

And then the other shutter.

I hope you like my designs.

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I got my Medeterranean Terrace room really cheap.  It was discounted 50% for being so close to the Nuclear Power Plant.  It's an eyesore, but once you learn to ignore it, it isn't so bad.

Another thing that I really like about this new room is we have the ability to move around!  I am no longer confined to the bed or the chair.  “Hey Eva, take a look at the pretty sailboats.”  When she looks over the edge, I sneak up behind and…

And sometime, when Eva and I are feeling bold, we try some risky positions.

Oh yeah… and last night after a marathon love making session (I lasted a whole 15 minutes this time), the fishing was AWESOME!!

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I like this one.  It does have an outdoor feel to it and that is something that people have been asking for.  I don't worry about the flowers or the shadow texture, but I agree that it would be nice to change from day time to night time.  About the only thing I would add would be a barbeque to one of the corners so I could cook a burger once things got slow. 

Also a great feature is, being so close to the water.  I only last about 3 minutes with Robot Girl, and being that close to the water I can go fishing or crabbing from the terrace!!

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It's just after 1 AM in the morning when I wake up in my hidden room with MoonCalf snoring lightly on my shoulder.  My stirring wakes her.  “Did you fart?” I ask her, while sniffing the air.

“SMACK!”  She slaps me on my bare chest whith her open hand in a playful way.  “Covems!”  She says while giggling, “Don't be fresh.”

“Well, it smells like jasmine in here.”  I say, “…and I know mine never smell that way, so it has to be you.”

“Stop.”  She says, while climbing on top of me.  Her naked form feels wonderful in my arms.  She kisses me lightly on my lips then picks her head up.  “It does smell like jasmine.”

“C'mon.”  I say, “You did fart, didn't you?”

“Oh shut up.”  MoonCalf says and kisses me harder.

“I knew you did.”  I mumble through the kiss.  Her hand moves between us and finds my genitals.  I start to grow under her warm touch.

She giggles and her tongue snakes into my mouth as my arms wrap around her and my hands find their way to her wonderful bottom.  The “throes of passion” begin to overtake us and we meld into one.  I swear I can hear someone giggling, but I know the room is known only to the dwarves and now MoonCalf.  I roll us over onto MoonCalf's back and take a quick look around.  Seeing no one there, I rise up at arms length over her and gaze into those beautiful eyes.

“Would you do me a favor?”  I ask her.

“I would do almost anything you want.”  She answers.

“Would you fart again?”  I ask, “Because I really like that jasmine aroma.”

MoonCalf laughs.  “You're a nut.”  She adds and pulls me down into another deep kiss.

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Miss Brandy, I love your Mother!  She would fit right in with my family, because we used to do the same sort thing to each other.  My Dad had this damn springy snake, you know, the kind that pops out of the can of nuts.

Anyway, he used to hide that in my presents.  I never knew which box or package it would shoot out of.  And even though I knew it was among the presents it would always make me jump.  He used to just laugh and laugh.  Even the time it shot out and took out a couple of glass ornaments from the tree, my Mom got annoyed, but not Dad, he just laughed harder.

After my Dad passed, it wasn't continued with my siblings, but once I thought my son was old enough, the snake suddenly started to  appear for him on Chrismas.  I understand my Dad's joy from it, and I'm so grateful for those memories of him.

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More code!! 

A (which is 1) + 7 = 8… so A is 8 and that makes Z = 7
Then you wheel the rest of the numbers and letters.

The notes read:

Clothes
PAGE: 73
POSE (which, I believe, is supposed to be POST): 8
LINE: 1
WORD:  8 (minus the 74)

MATHILDA

Funny Finds
PAGE: 4
POSE (again, I believe it should be POST): 4
LINE: 2
JORD (which, I believe, should be WORD): 6

SUNDAY

Be on the MATHILDA on SUNDAY (but not during the Giant's game)

More story…more story…More story!

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Hey no fair Covems leaving stage and not finishing the sentence lol

Says the one who took the hot buns away.

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