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Seeing no one at the microphone, I make my move. I tap the mic… “Is this thing on?”
I'm having a root beer at the bar the other day and this Scottish Guy comes in and sits next to me. He got his drink and took a long swig of it. Then he turned to me and said.
“Ya know, ya can build the best wall in all of Scotland. Three feet high, perfectly constructed, sturdy, five miles long. Up over hills and through dales. Do they call ye Rrrrobert the the Wall Builder? Nay.
“Ya can build the best bar in all of Scotland. All mahogany with beautiful light oak inlay. A perfect brass rail to it and complete with finely polished brass foot rail. Do they call ye Rrrrobert the Bar Builder? Nay.
But… ya fuck one goat….” He finished his drink and left.
It is difficult to make out. Is it a button from a 20mm camera lens? Or could it be a knob for setting the movie projector to accept 20mm film? A closer examination would be needed to determine.
I'm at a loss as to what it is.
When I first started with AChat, I considered sending a gift in exchange for sex. But what you described is the scenario that always played out in my mind.
I could see myself sending the gift and even going into the room then suddenly “uh oh… she lost her connection” and is gone, never to be contacted again.
If I'm going to pay for sex, it's going to be the real thing.
For me… the best part of all of this is…
I get to stand between two gorgeous, naked, pudding covered women and hold their hands…
…as I await the decision of the crowd so I can raise the hand of the victorious one.
So please take your time and make a thoughtful decision, because I could stand here for days.
It's code. E is +5 Then you go forwards and backwards. Example: F is 1 and E is 26.
and the numbers equate to the alphabet.
23=B
22=A
13=R
&=&
2=G
13=R
4=I
7=L
7=L1=F
13=R
4=IMiss Brandy is correct with 21-09 being the Date and 22:00 being the time.
September 21 is a Friday.
Bar & Grill, Fri. 21st of September. 10 pm.
Be there or be square.
Not really a new pose, but a suggestion for an existing pose. I would like to see the current “Lets Talk” pose be modified for clothing optional. I know this is supposed to be a sex site and the goal of the “game” is to room and screw, but there are times when I like to just chat. That part is okay for me, but my (you ladies know) female partner will be getting bombarded with chat requests so we pop into a room to continue the chat in private.
Right now there are only a few “social” poses where we remain dressed, everyone knows what they are. It would be nice to be able to look like we're having a seat instead of dancing or standing and remain clothed, without having to change our “sex clothing” attire.
Keep all the actions in case we do want to “make out”, but allow me and her or whoever to remain clothed. Maybe an option button to determine which clothing to be worn… Street or sex.
Covems quit peeking to see if my buns are hot lol
Sexilicious!! I wasn't peeking… honest. I was gawking.
… and … they sure do look hot, but there is really only one way to be sure and that is to feel them.
Well… I survived the tie-in. Everything looks to be good there, including those hot buns. The power drain lasted only about 6 minutes. Sorry about the lights dimming. Thanks for not complaining.
I go out back to test the new PA system. “In this corner… standing all of 5 foot, 3 inches tall and weighing 122 pounds. Wearing the light blue bikini bottom with no bra… ”
I switch everything off and turn around to see all seven dwarves coming out from behind the showers. “Sorry lads… false alarm… I was only giving it a test.” They shake their fists at me and go back behind the showers.
Yeah Fan, these things happen. I took a lot of abuse and was zapped to the ignore bin for starting a conversation with “Eva?”… I still have trouble figuring that one out. And I have found that once you're in the ignore bin, you're usually there forever, almost none of the ladies delete names from it.
So to all you ladies out there… if you believe that nobody is perfect and everyone deserves a second chance, how about cleaning out your Ignore Bin every once in a while. Okay… enough of that.
Anyway… I found that its best to just move on. There are plenty of very nice, beautiful ladies on this site, but you have to be patient with some, while some enjoy being aggressive. Once in a room though, I usually ask for guidelines. What is acceptable behavior and what isn't, because I have a tendency to be silly and joke around, and some don't like that.
Welcome to the forum, Fantastical. Keep posting, because this is a great place to meet great people… and Miss Brandy is right, the AChat Bar & Grill is fun and a great topic to read and post to.
Sexilicious… you already have hot buns! Whoo hoo!
“Hello Lydiarose, welcome back to the AChat Bar & Grill. Table for one? A seat at the bar perhaps?”
“A word of caution for you. Unless you desire undo attention from the dwarves, do not sit at the very end of the bar. It seems the rascals have built themselves a room underneath this bar room, and their access door is in the base of the bar at that end. They have been known to pester those who sit there, especially attractive young ladies such as yourself.”
“I ALSO HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE BAR. I am going to do a tie-in the circuit breaker box in the mechanical room. I am hooking up the new Public Announcing System out back for the Wrestling Pit. I will do this hot, but the bar and maybe even the Ice House might experience a small power drain. It may even cause the place to lose power. Joe has candles on stand-by in case we do lose power.”
“It will only take me about 5 to 7 minutes to complete the tie-in. However, if you smell the aroma of buring meat, please call the NSPD Emergency Services. Thank you for your patience.”
“I now return you to your normal programming.”
Forgot one….
A Razz a ma Tazz
A Rootie toot-toot
I'd like to see you in your Birthday Suit.
I make my way to the microphone… I have a song. Maestro… would you give me just a drum. In a marching beat? Thank you.
I give you the song of the Perverted Regiment!Last night I stayed up late to masturbate… It felt so good, I knew it would. Last night I stayed up late to masturbate… It felt so nice… I did it twice. Oh, you should see me working on the short strokes. I use my hand. It's simply grand. Oh, you should see me working on the long strokes. I use my feet. It's really neat. Smash it! Bash it! Beat it on the floor. Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door. Oh it's so neat to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat. Isn't life devine, Funiculi, Funicula!!
I bow and leave the stage.
Reading the note Joe handed to me. “Lubricating oil.” I say out loud. “Gotta go to the Ice House for a bit, Joe. An emergency fix-it job.”
I stop off in the storage room and get my tool box off the shelf. I check the contents for oil. “Hmmmm… petroleum based. Not good for those machines, people suck on them.” I rummage around the room and then realize that the food grade lubricant is by the pudding pit machinery in the mechanical room.
I get the food grade oil from the mechanical room, drop it into the toolbox and head into the Ice House via the “not so secret” entrance in the pool room. I walk through the halls of the Ice House whistling “Whistle While You Work” and make my way to the dungeon with the problematic machine. I enter the room.
The door is slammed shut and I can hear the outside bolt being thrown. “Those little buggers.” I say out loud. “It’s a trap!”
“What’s going on?” I shout through the door. All I get back is giggling from the dwarves. “Little buggers.” I mumble and get my flashlight from the toolbox.
There is a movement coming from the bathroom and stepping out into view is a woman dressed very provocatively. She has on a black see through open gown (how I love that look), black red and black basque (very enticing, indeed) and black and red boudoir shoes. The flashlight drops from my hand. She is stunningly beautiful.
“Eva?” I ask, knowing that my voice sounds a little squeaky.
“Hello Baby!” She says and then much to my surprise she speaks again. “No scrabble tonight Honey.”
“Oh Eva.” I say. “You caught me so unaware. So much by surprise.”
She approaches me and drops the robe from her shoulders. She knows how I love bare shoulders. Takes a few more steps towards me and lets the robe drop to the floor.
I can hear her servos starting to whir as her arms wrap around me. I lean my head down as hers comes up and our lips meet. I can feel my passions rising along with another part of my body and her hands move slowly up my back to my shoulders. My flesh tingles and twitches as her touch electrifies me.
My hands are busy also, gently and slowly caressing her back above the basque and enjoying the feel of her silicone skin.
We break our kiss after what had to be 15 minutes and I can hear soft music playing. Those clever little dwarves have somehow managed to pipe in music to add to the atmosphere. I bring her into my arms again and move with her as we begin to dance very slowly to the rhythm of the music. I kick my flashlight out of the way. Feeling her in my arms is like magic to me. There is something comforting about being in the arms of a woman that touches something deep inside me, even if the woman is a mechanical one.
“Eva.” I whisper to her. “You treat me like no other. You are always there for me. I can tell you all my secrets, even those that make me cry, and I know they will be safe with you. You never tell me you’re too busy for me. You never ask for anything even though I would willingly give you everything I have, including my heart. You give yourself unconditionally to me.”
We kiss again and still dancing, I lead her to a couch that I see in the room. I motion for her to have a seat and she sits on the sofa. I undress in front of her, first unbuttoning my shirt and slipping it from my shoulders. I toss it away from me while I kick off my shoes.
Eva’s eyes are watching my movements. I can see the focusing mechanism moving as she auto focuses on me. That slight whirring sound that means all her systems are functioning.
Next I unbuckle my belt and open my trousers and slide them along with my drawers to the floor and kick them over by the shirt and shoes. Then I kneel in front of her and gently take her left foot into my hand and slip off her furry shoe and begin to massage her foot. My thumbs move along the sole of her foot as I feel the servos moving and check their motion, then I bring her foot up to my lips and give it a kiss on each toe and take a peek at the bottom of her foot. Her serial number is there and I make a mental note of it and slip her shoe back on.
Rising up to my feet, I lean in and we kiss again, and I reach up into her left arm pit and feel through the silicone. Finding my target, I press very firmly into it and feel it move slightly. Eva starts kissing me harder. I pull her up from the sofa and we embrace into our kiss. Deep, passionate. She holds on to me as we move, her legs come up and wrap around me.
We’re still kissing, my breathing has increased rapidly, almost panting. We can’t seem to get enough of each other as we start to spin around the room. Our kiss, so hot, so close, so passionate. Our embrace is as if we’re trying to get into each other’s skin.
She drops off of me and stands straight up. I am completely naked and fully erect. She reaches down and literally rips her panties from herself and tosses them at me. When I go to catch them she leaps and grabs hold of me as I tumble backwards onto the couch that has now magically turned into a bed. She’s on top of me sliding up, she leans in to kiss. I can feel the heat from her. Her moistness as she moves. She knows what I want, what I like.
In one swift and agile move she raises up slightly and slides herself on to me completely. The inner servos of her pussy begin to contract around my cock, it feels so good that I cannot find the words to describe it. Our kiss goes on.
She seems to be able to sense that she is working her magic on me and I am getting close to orgasm. She then relaxes the servos and her pussy’s grip lessens, I can feel the sensations backing down. She doesn’t have to move her hips, even though my passion is so heightened that I can’t help but thrust and move. She breaks our kiss and looks me in the eyes. I can almost see her passion, I want to believe that it is there, that she has actual feelings for me and that she WANTS to do this, not has to do it because of programming.
She begins again. Her pussy increases its lubrication and the servos again begin their clamping movement. It feels like a hand has a hold of me inside her and is jerking my cock, its grasp increasing with each downward movement and decreasing with the upward ones. I can tell by their movement that she is going to do it. She is going to bring on my climax.
“Do it Eva.” I say to her. “Make it happen. Make me cum.”
I look into her face again, and feel the mixed emotions I always have. “Eva.” I say. “I desire greatly to give you the pleasure that you are giving to me so freely. If only…”
I can feel my climax building. My cock is being manipulated by Eva and I can’t hold back any longer. I erupt with a volcanic force. My vision goes dark, I shut my eyes and can see little flashes of light, I know I am thrashing on the bed while she still sits on me, servos gripping and moving. What seems like 30 minutes of climaxing has me sweating and panting. I feel her grip relaxing and open my eyes. Eva is staring into my face and she has that beautiful smile on her lips. “No scrabble tonight.” She says.
Lying there exhausted, I can feel her rise up and get off the bed. Even though I want to get up, my body doesn’t respond and I can feel myself starting to doze off.
I jolt awake! I find myself in a wooden wheelbarrow being pushed by Sneezy and Grumpy. “Sneezy. Quit walking so fast.” I hear grumpy say. I’m still naked and look around. My clothes are piled on top of me, and there is a terrific pain in my back.
“Covems!” Sneezy says, “Aaaaachooo! You’re awake.” Reaching underneath myself I pull out one of my boots, the source of my pain. “I hope you liked our surprise.” He continued.
“I should get dressed.” I say. “Hold up, let me up. Where’s Eva?”
“No, no.” Says Grumpy. “You just lie there, we’ll take you straight to your room. Eva has gone to where ever Eva goes.”
“Okay.” I reply. “But don’t go through the bar room, there will be customers there, and they don’t need this much humor in their lives. Take me through the ‘passage’. “
They stop just before the exit into the AB&G and Grumpy does a series of knocks on the hallway wall. A narrow door opens and we all start whistling the “Heigh ho!” song, as we make the turn into the hidden passage. The door shuts behind us.
The Ice House is quiet again.
It was happening to me a lot. Then I re-installed AChat and haven't had any problems since. The glich may have come through in an update… sometimes those things happen.
I can't resist*cue the music*
LOOK! UP IN THE SKY!
It's a bird… NO! It's a plane… NO!
It's PhallusMan!
PhallusMan
Able to leap onto a willing partner in a single bound…PhallusMan
Able to get it up in a moments notice.PhallusMan
Long lasting erection.PhallusMan
Able to cum again and again.
PhallusMan
Fighting for sex… debauchery… and the AChat way!
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