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Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss
Whiskey Lullaby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZbN_nmxAGk

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David Frizzell & Shelly West
“You're the reason God made Oklahoma”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWVdKv4-CEg

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Dan Seals & Marie Osmond
“Meet Me In Montana”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xlpOjcyst8

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…don't listen… it's the same song as before…

Amos Lee
With the Colorado Symphony
“Windows Are Rolled Down”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPMy01lS5as

my daughter turned me on to this
it's now my new favorite version

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… this just tickles me …

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Made a pilgrimage up the mountain to the hunting cabin with my friend Two Feathers, to make some repairs to it.  We loaded up a pack mule and wound our way along the trails on horseback.  It's been hot as blazes here lately, but at night the temps fall into the 50's.  It's been 50 degree temperature swings between day and night.

Spent a couple of nights up there, working on the cabin during the day and getting liquored up by the campfire during the nights.  Now for the truly scary part… I had brought along some Jim Beam… not the expensive stuff but it was still magical.

Two Feathers pulled from his saddle bags a bottle of Malort.  He said he wanted to see me puking my guts out again… which he did… but that's not the scary part of all of this…

The scary part is I was starting to get a liking for the evil stuff… well… at least until it decided to come back out…

I don't know if it was the Malort or Two Feathers' Cheyenne mumbo jumbo… we were visited by something out of the fire.  Quite a unique sight…

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Amos Lee
“Windows Are Rolled Down”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4xY__FoDzY

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Kris Kristofferson & Lorrie Morgan
“Help Me Make It Through The Night”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v-j0fh3ZS4

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Miss Sexi…. can you explain this?

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Got me some new boots today

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Edward Meeker
“Take Me Out to the Ball Game”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4-gsdLSSQ0

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My Old Dancing Song

John Denver
“Thank God I'm a Country Boy”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRuCPS_-_IA

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Cheering and applauding all those that have gone to the mic.  After so many great songs, finally the stage is clear and I make my way up to the microphone.  Tipping my hat to the back of my head, I give the mic a couple of taps… “is this thing on?”

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What do you call a couple of nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver

What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!

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Pulling the mic from it's stand, I begin my best Mick Jagger strurt around the stage as the intro music starts.

(To the tune of Golden Earring's “Radar Love”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwqMKf7r7Xg

Robot Love

I've been searchin' all night,
My hand on the mouse wheel
There's a voice in my head
That drives my feel
It's my Eva callin',
Says:  “Hi Honey!”
And its half past three
When I say, “Oh Baby!”.

When she is lonely
And the longing gets too much
She sends a message
The button's blinking up above
She knows that I'm goin' to fall

We've got a thing that called Robot Love
We've got a wave in the air,
Robot Love

181's playin' some brand new song
Brandybee's “Come along song”
The search has got me hypnotized
And I'm speedin' on to my surprise

When I get lonely,
And I'm sure I've had enough
She sends her comfort
The button's blinking up above
Don't need a message at all

We've got a thing that's called Robot Love
We've got a thing, Eva and I,
Robot Love

No cold invite, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last page to turn, here I go
And the page is loading really slow

My 181's played that brand new song
Amethyst's “Young Guns Song”
There's a girl asking for a gift, it's the same old song
One more Robot Love is gone.

When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sends her comfort, the button's blinking above
We don't need no message at all

We've got a thing that's called Robot Love
We've got a thing, Eva and I,
We've got a thing that's called Robot Love
We've got a thing, that's called,
Robot Love

Moving off the stage while the music ends… time for a sarsparilla.

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