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  • in reply to: Covems in GaGaland #83626
    Covems
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    Jayc… we drove through that on Tuesday, crawled along the interstate for a spell until we cleared it.

    There is more bad weather we will have to navigate today before reaching home.
    … wish us luck …

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    We visited Mt. Rushmore, and it was a beautiful day there.

    Front View
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    Side View
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    I got to talking with one of the park rangers.  She was telling me all types of little trivia facts about the mountain, then she offered to show us something that not many visitors of the park get to see.  It is something they like to keep hidden, so the trail to it is usually closed.

    She took us around to see the back side of the mountain.

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    **We should be reaching the ranch at some point today.  As of this writing, we have about 8 hours of driving, but with the bad weather, we'll probably be delayed by an hour or so.**

    ***I'm hoping to be home before suppertime so I can have some of Mama's home cookin' !!***

    in reply to: Covems in GaGaland #83622
    Covems
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    We are on the road
    So far we've seen

    The World's Largest Golf Tee
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    The World's Largest Wind Chimes
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    The World's Largest Knitting Needles
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    … next stop …
    Mount Rushmore

    in reply to: Music. What song are you listening to? #108116
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    Ronnie Gilbert
    “When Johnny Comes Marching Home”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8oF6Jd2R5s

    in reply to: Music Association Game #33684
    Covems
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    Los Bravos
    “Black Is Black”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGeFf_rIAVQ

    in reply to: Music Association Game #33659
    Covems
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    Bert Kaempfert and His Orchestra
    “Red Roses For A Blue Lady”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt6WdnrAvpE

    in reply to: Music Association Game #33610
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    Charlie Walker
    “Pick Me Up On Your Way Down”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyAb7lgZUO8

    in reply to: The Worst Pick Up lines EVER #19735
    Covems
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    I used this pick up line last night

    I'm studying to be a Taxidermist.
    Can I practice stuffing your pussy?

    It worked

    in reply to: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G ) #68234
    Covems
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    I'm leaving the stage, and take a look around the bar room.  There are a lot of familiar faces, and a few new ones.  I suspect my tab wil rise again, but it is all good.  I spot Miss Sexi seated at the bar, and I break into a silly smile, and do an about face.  I tap the mic again…. “Is this thing on?'

    “What do you call an unemployed goat?
    Billy Idol.”

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
    Three weeks later, a goat walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
    The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
    He took the precious book out of the goat's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It's a miracle!”
    “Not really,” said the goat. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

    “What do you call a redneck who owns 6 goats?
    A pimp.”

    A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a goat sitting next to him.
    “Are you a goat?” asked the man, surprised.
    “Yes.”
    “What are you doing at the movies?”
    The goat replied, “Well, I liked the book.”

    “What do you call the best 'butter' on the farm?
    A goat!”

    A policeman in the big city stops Miss Sexilicious in a car with a goat in the front seat.
    “What are you doing with that goat?” He exclaimed, “You should take it to the zoo.”
    “That's a great idea.” Miss Sexi answers.
    The following week, the same policeman sees Miss Sexilicious with the goat again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls her over. “I thought you were going to take that goat to the zoo!”
    Miss Sexi replied, “I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!”

    “Thank you…. I'll be here all week.”

    I down the remainder of my sarsparilla, thenI move from the stage and take my usual seat at the end of the bar by the dwarf's panel.

    in reply to: Covems in GaGaland #83620
    Covems
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    …a question I sometimes ponder….

    If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting?

    in reply to: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G ) #68230
    Covems
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    Seeing that the stage is empty, I grab my mug of sarsparilla and make my way to the mic.  I tap on the microphone…
    “Is this thing on?”

    I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people
    …But it needs more work

    Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
    …You can drop them off anywhere.

    The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.

    What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
    …A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    …I'd like to end with a little poem…

    Roses are red that much is true
    but violets are purple not fucking blue.

    Thank you…  I'll be here all week.

    in reply to: Music. What song are you listening to? #108100
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    Outlaws
    “Ghost Riders In The Sky”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A-3fn4Pxgs

    in reply to: Crystal Lake. #82340
    Covems
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    After getting dressed and while cradling our moon diamonds, I push off from the fallen timbers with an oar.  The moon diamonds in the water are still dancing and bouncing, but they are dim in comparison with the ones we have.

    The glow from our two is bright, almost blinding us as I slowly begin to row us back to the shore.  I wrap my moon diamond in one of the blankets.  It causes the blanket to have a bright spot as the light comes faintly through the material.

    Forward… back and stroke…  forward… back and stroke.  It is an easy rhythm I have and the boat seems to glide easily through the water.

    Brandy is sitting in the stern of the boat, her moon diamond held in her hands.  The brightness from it acts like a stern light of the boat.  “What are you going to do with yours?” Brandy asks.

    “I know just the thing.”  I reply.

    “Tell.”  She says.

    “I have an antique piereced lantern that this will fit in perfectly.”  I answer.  “The spots of light will glow around the bedroom.  I'm going to put the lantern on the mantle.”

    “That sounds nice.”  Brandy remarks.  “I'll have to think where I'll be keeping mine.”

    I feel the bow of the boat hitting the shore, and I quickly drop the oars into the boat and hop out of the bow.  I pull the boat a little and throw the looped end of the rope over the mooring post.

    I reach in and grab hold of the blanket, and lift it carefully, so as not to let the moon diamond drop out.  I tuck the blanket and moon diamond under my arm and hold out my other hand. 

    “M' Lady.”  I say while holding my hand out.

    Brandy takes my hand and I help her out of the boat.  I notice that she had only done up a button on the green checked shirt.  My gaze goes from the soft skin of her chest, up her neck, across her lips and to those eyes.  I keep hold of her hand while wrapping my arm around her, bending Brandy's arm behind her back. 

    There is no resistance as I pull her close, my lips pressing on hers in a lingering kiss.  We break the kiss after a few minutes, and I know I got a goofy grin on my face.  “Thank you for coming with me, and the moon diamond and everything.”  I say to her, “and thank you for making me feel so loved and special.”

    I continue, “I'm going to go put the moon diamond in The Cove and get into the shower.”

    “I will do the same in The Bee Hive.”  Brandy says.

    I slowly release her hand and we each turn and head off for our cabins.  My steps are light, and I feel as if I'm floating on air… I begin to whistle a little tune.

    When I reach the porch of The Cove, I turn to look towards The Bee Hive… I see a light moving through the cabin, and I know that's the moon diamond, lighting her way, and she is safely inside.

    Setting the blanket containing the moon diamond on the bed, I pull my old steamer trunk from the closet, open it and rummage though.  “Ah HAA!”  I pull out the pierced lantern, and open the little door.  Then I get the moon diamond from the blanket, the brightness of it blinds me a little as I place it inside the lantern and shut the little door. 

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    I place the lantern on the mantle and look around admiring the beautiful points of light…

    in reply to: Music Association Game #33213
    Covems
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    The B-52's
    “Girl From Ipanema Goes To Greenland”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpKEzFZYqBg

    Covems
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    I can no longer get to the texture editor, nor the animation editor.  Perhaps this means the Dev Team no longer wants member made clothing.

    I'm really disappointed with not being able to use the animation editor… as cumbersome as it is to use, I was so close to giving MoonCalf a kick in the ass.

    Thank you for the explaination Elena… A$ 200 reward sent.

    in reply to: Music Association Game #33138
    Covems
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    Bobby Sherman
    “Easy Come, Easy Go”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqty94GA9-g

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