Oh no Sweetie…. while the Packers did lose the game, and I have been eliminated from the playoffs… YOU my dear, lost the bet.
You gave me 7 1/2 points. “Game on” you said.
The Seahawks won by 6, and did not cover the point spread. I have already donned the gimp mask, golf suit and starry shoes, as per the Commissioner's penalty for being eliminted. However, YOU must wear the standard losing getup, i.e. hideous tiger striped outfit, yellow shoes, gimp mask, birthday party hat, PLUS the pale Gollom look and your banner to read: “Real Men Play American Football” AB&G post. Massage date with “happy ending” thrown in. The terms of our wager.
I wonder if Gimp masks squeak when they're rubbed together…. wanna find out?
story of my life…
