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And here I was thinking that the condition of the wager was Brandy being bare assed for the dance. It turns out I was the one who was supposed to be bare assed (except I had to keep the hat on). No wonder Lover referred it to me that I would be making a sacrifice.
Well I was bare assed, and we did dance, but after a few too many bourbons, and a hard day I had working and the physical nature of the dance, I dozed off. When I woke up, I had this tattooed on my ass.
Do you want totally naked or sexy underwear?
nude, bare, in the nude, stark naked
having nothing on, stripped, unclothed, undressed
without a stitch on, in your birthday suit
in the buff, in the raw, in the altogether, buck-naked
and no shoes
in case a game of footsies should break out
Sugarland
“Want To”Elton John
“The One”Eric Church
“How 'Bout You”Farrah Fawcett@ Miss Bluedenim… that's why I always carry a couple of dollars with me on my run. Part of my course goes through a small park, and if I should happen to stomp in some of the “unknown”, I immediately go buy a lottery ticket.
Term: step in shit
To experience a stroke of good fortune.
Past of Step in Shit: “Gaspar won the lottery — he really stepped in shit.”
source: Urban DictionaryThe guy in the 7 – 11 hates to see me come in… you never get it all off your shoe.
@ Miss Sexi… thank you for your joke. Your timing couldn't have been better, my daughter was looking for some jokes she could tell to a bunch of 8 year olds. She claimed that one right away.
I'll be your huckleberry Miss Sexi
you may claim your prize at any timenext will be Pookie
97th Regimental String Band
“Lorena”Spinal Tap
“Big Bottom”Keith Urban
“I Wanna Love Somebody Like You”George Strait
“Here For A Good Time”Momma… I'm taking quite a liking to youTrace Adkins
“This Ain't No Thinking ThingNah… I've gotten off my high horsenext will be Miss FoxyRoxxy
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