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CovemsParticipantCovemsParticipantCovemsParticipantDawn of a New Century
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The Beach BoysCovemsParticipantGretchen Wilson
California Girlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6nygPJMNBU&feature=kp
“Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls/ain't you glad there's still a few of us left/who know how to rock your world/ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
I sure am
CovemsParticipantSweet Young Thing
The MonkeesCovemsParticipantI was fixing a fence today at the stables where my daughter has boarded yet another rescue horse, and after doing so, I sat down and had a cold beer. Today was really quite pleasant, a sunny afternoon, the solitude and drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer (it was quite good), and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”
I rest my case. Time for another beer.CovemsParticipantSeeing my chance, I make my way to the microphone… I tap it a coupld of times… “Is this thing on?”
Why did the loose cowgirl get fired?
She couldn't keep her calves together.****************Why did cavemen drag women by the hair on their head?
If you drag them by their feet, they fill up with mud.****************A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.”
“That's a beautiful name, he replied. “Is it a family name?”
“No,” she answered. As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore, I chose 'Carmen'.”
“What's your name?” she queried.
He answered, “B.J. Titsengolf.”Thank you… I'll be here all week.
CovemsParticipantOMG!!!Will you look at the size of…
… that spoon!!
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CovemsParticipant…meanwhile… in the tack room….
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